re: Drunk Vegas tourist steals flamingo from casino

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Inside, he said he sat with one flamingo (not Peachy) then grabbed Peachy as a “silly pranky joke” to photograph, carried the bird to his room for “two or three minutes” put it in the hallway and was arrested changing to return it.

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This is why we can’t have nice things. Poor bird probably got molested in there. Tell Canada to come get their guy.

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I don't have a single flamingo recipe.

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Well, you first start with a roux.