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Drunk Model Arrested for DUI (Maybe NSFW)
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:54 am
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:54 am
She was runner up for Miss New Jersey and apparently does some pro modeling here and there. (Also an Instagram thot, of course).
Cops get a call for a car in a parking lot playing loud music. They roll up and she is totally shitfaced just chilling in her car by herself. Entertainment ensues.
Female Cop: You've got a hole in your pocket
Model: I've got several holes (laughs)
Model: I'm an alcoholic, all I do is drink. But I'm not gonna butter my fricking wings for you.
Model: You're the one who's married, not me.
Cop: Well that's a surprise.
Model: I do what I do cause I handle my handle.
Youtube
EDIT: Pics so I don't get banned:
Cops get a call for a car in a parking lot playing loud music. They roll up and she is totally shitfaced just chilling in her car by herself. Entertainment ensues.
Female Cop: You've got a hole in your pocket
Model: I've got several holes (laughs)
Model: I'm an alcoholic, all I do is drink. But I'm not gonna butter my fricking wings for you.
Model: You're the one who's married, not me.
Cop: Well that's a surprise.
Model: I do what I do cause I handle my handle.
Youtube
EDIT: Pics so I don't get banned:
This post was edited on 3/1/24 at 11:02 am
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Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:54 am to AUstar
dude, post pics
you should be banned
you should be banned
This post was edited on 3/1/24 at 10:56 am
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:55 am to AUstar
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:55 am to AUstar
Member since 2012, you know better sir
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:56 am to AUstar
I edited my OP for pics.
This post was edited on 3/1/24 at 11:03 am
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:57 am to AUstar
There is nothing that will straiten you up like getting your arse thrown face first in the concrete. Deservingly so.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:58 am to AUstar
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:58 am to AUstar
Looks like Carrie Underwood in that first pic
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:59 am to boomtown143
Posted on 3/1/24 at 11:04 am to 3nOut
Posted on 3/1/24 at 11:06 am to 3nOut
quote:
IG Account
holy airbrush batman.
She looks drunk in at least half those pics.
NTTAWWT
Posted on 3/1/24 at 11:07 am to saint tiger225
Meh
Posted on 3/1/24 at 11:07 am to AUstar
quote:
Model: I've got several holes (laughs)
Any girl that responds with this surely makes all of them available.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 11:08 am to saint tiger225
Average Chalmette Tinder bio pic
Posted on 3/1/24 at 11:09 am to AUstar
quote:
(Also an Instagram thot, of course).
I'm betting that with the money she will be spending soon, she will soon have on Onlyfans also.
Keep us posted.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 11:13 am to AUstar
Sounds like a girl from Jersey
This post was edited on 3/1/24 at 11:14 am
Posted on 3/1/24 at 11:21 am to saint tiger225
Looks like a different woman in all three pics posted.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 11:22 am to Skip Goodwin
quote:
no you simp. anyone behind the wheel and drunk is guilty regardless of how hot. frick them.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 11:26 am to caro81
She’s not even hot. Has a square torso with no waistline.
Posted on 3/1/24 at 11:28 am to caro81
quote:Sorry, what does this mean? Like "simpleton"?
simp
In any case, I sense your tone is a bit hostile, so I bid you good day, sir.
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