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Dreaded Orange Wasp

Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:25 pm
Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
5112 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:25 pm
Working a job today. Saw some wasps going in/out of the eave. Grabbed a can of telco wasp spray and emptied it with wasps still flying out. Grabbed a second can and started spraying when a couple of those sumbitches came at me.

No stings but one landed on my shirt like 8 inches away. It was bright almost neon orange. As I got to looking at his fallen comrades, they were all basically in the shape of the common red wasp but all were orange. Fiery sonofaguns. Still buzzing me an hour later when I was working 40 feet away.

Y’all ever seen orange wasps?
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50500 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:26 pm to
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on my shirt like 8 inches away.


Wtf?
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70193 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:26 pm to
I saw a red dragonfly the other day. Really cool.
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
19451 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

Y’all ever seen orange wasps?


One time in an attempt to impress some random females at the bars, i let an Orange Wasp sting my pecker and ball sack so that it would swell up and appear larger than it was.

It was awesome, i would recommend giving it a try.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
73085 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:26 pm to
Ya ever seen a house fly?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
43247 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

No stings but one landed on my shirt like 8 inches away.


Away from what? Was your shirt 8 inches away from you? I can’t picture this scenario.
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
19292 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:29 pm to


Bright orange wasp - Polistes

This was a google search ?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
49315 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:31 pm to
That looks like a painful MF.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133666 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:37 pm to
Is this another insult for the President?
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
38953 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:38 pm to
Wasps are creatures from hell. No other explanation for for those pieces of shite
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
10974 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:40 pm to
Whats the going hourly rate for window washers?
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
107408 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:41 pm to
Orange Wasp Bad!
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
16730 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:43 pm to
Orange wasps are Tennessee, Auburn and Clemson fans.

Kill them with fire.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133666 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:44 pm to
Here we see a Dreaded Orange Catholic
This post was edited on 9/17/19 at 1:46 pm
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
13814 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:48 pm to
Was the wasp Tennessee or Texas orange?

If Tennessee it wasn’t gonna do shite anyway.
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
23000 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:49 pm to
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Y’all ever seen orange wasps?


Glad you stood up to them. You are braver than most in not letting insects ruin your day.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29564 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:49 pm to
Wasps are the dickheads of the insect world.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
136465 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 1:58 pm to
They were probably drawn to your prison garb.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60706 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 2:01 pm to
You ever seen an elephant fly?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60706 posts
Posted on 9/17/19 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

Was the wasp Tennessee or Texas orange?

If Tennessee it wasn’t gonna do shite anyway.


If texas it would have exclaimed it was back then died.
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