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Does anyone here make a living doing Cold Calls?

Posted on 1/12/22 at 4:33 pm
Posted by AlbertMeansWell
Member since Sep 2013
5555 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 4:33 pm
Some of the funniest / saddest people you will ever meet are in sales.

I'd love to hear some funny stories from people who do cold calls.
This post was edited on 1/12/22 at 4:34 pm
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118745 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 4:34 pm to
My phone says "Spam Risk" so I don't answer.
Posted by KLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2003
10277 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 4:34 pm to
IMO either you have it in you to do that or you don’t. I didn’t for sure and sucked at it.
People that are good at sales and work in good industries can make a lot of money though.
This post was edited on 1/13/22 at 6:43 am
Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
Member since Aug 2012
12035 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 4:35 pm to
Log off The Online and go get some friends.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 4:35 pm to
quote:

I'd love to hear some funny stories from people who do cold calls


I'd love for them to jump off a cliff.
Posted by Tshiz
Idaho
Member since Jul 2013
7527 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 4:36 pm to
Michael Scott used to
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118527 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 4:36 pm to
I'm nice to the hot calls I receive.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5146 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 4:38 pm to
I’m approving year end bonuses for my sales team as we speak. My lowest income earner was around 125k and my highest was north of 300k before year end bonus. Cold calling is worth it….if you’re any good at it.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37795 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 4:38 pm to
considering the whole contemporary trope of not answering the phone or door EVER yikes if you do
Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
8070 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 4:39 pm to
quote:

Some of the wealthiest people you will ever meet are in sales.


FIFY
Posted by lsufb1912
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2021
5965 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

Does anyone here make a living doing Cold Calls?


or does anyone have a 2nd job doing cold calls like Michael Scott or Vikram?
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18889 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 4:43 pm to
My buddy is a Sales Manager. He hires his guys based off how hot their wives are. Not because he wants to bang the women but because he says "getting a woman ten times hotter than you tells me you can sell yourself and if you can do that then you can sell anything." I laughed at first and then thought about it. I know some really good sales guys that are trolls and have hot women.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20460 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 4:44 pm to
You call that livin
This post was edited on 1/12/22 at 4:45 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98056 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 4:46 pm to
Put that coffee down. Coffee is for closers.
Posted by RTRinTampa
Central FL
Member since Jan 2013
5532 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 4:46 pm to
Exactly. If you have to resort to cold calling for a living because your product doesn't sell itself, you need to reconsider your lot in the game of life.
Posted by Nguyener
Kame House
Member since Mar 2013
20603 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 4:47 pm to
quote:

Not because he wants to bang the women but because he says "getting a woman ten times hotter than you tells me you can sell yourself and if you can do that then you can sell anything."


My first sales manager told me this exact same thing:

He added. “ even if they got them because they’re crazy it shows they can put with some crazy shite and keep going.”
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 4:47 pm to
I’m in sales. Made just short of $300k last year and I don’t cold call. Not really sad but I try to be funny
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
22696 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 4:50 pm to
I had to do it at the shitty finance company I worked at.

We dealt with all kinds of deadbeats and lunatics as it was, so cold calling was usually the easiest part of my day.

One time I called up a sweet old black lady.

She was interested in applying for a loan, so I started taking her information. Typical application stuff: name, date of birth, SSN, address.

We would ask about children. When I asked she said "Oh baby, I don't have any children."

In the background, some guys says "bitch, you lyin'. You know you got 5 kids."

And like turning on a switch, the sweet old lady snapped "Shut the frick up, motherfricker!... and get your motherfricking hands off my motherfricking cigarettes!"

Slight pause..

"Oh baby, I'm sorry. What was you asking me?"
This post was edited on 1/12/22 at 4:52 pm
Posted by jonboy
Member since Sep 2003
7137 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 4:51 pm to
I'm friends with some guys who make alot of money cold calling. One thing I've learned from them: never underestimate a guy who cold calls for a living. Behind all the "sales" bullshite those guys are ruthless.
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
9749 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 4:51 pm to
Two types of cold calls:

Phone

In person.

I much prefer in person.
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