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Posted on 6/28/16 at 12:49 am to McCaigBro69
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That bitch is 100% a murderer.
She's a special kind of crazy. And I won't lie for a single second, if I wasn't married, it would take a team of clydesdales and a stable of whores to keep me away from it.
She's the blow telling me I can cliff dive and the cannon chained to my ankles
Posted on 6/28/16 at 1:04 am to OweO
I'll try to make this brief. This one was just a complete psycho, but a freak and my first piece of puss so I was attached. She threw a smoothie at my mom's car, then went off on her for no apparent reason. So she was banned from ever coming over. I started sneaking her in the window, and one day I had to pick up my bro from football practice, so I just hid her in the closet
When we broke up, it was apocalyptic, I literally dropped her off at a walmart in Metairie and called her relatives nearby to come pick her up
When we broke up, it was apocalyptic, I literally dropped her off at a walmart in Metairie and called her relatives nearby to come pick her up
Posted on 6/28/16 at 1:17 am to OweO
Nope, no crazy ex for me
Posted on 6/28/16 at 4:41 am to McCaigBro69
quote:Well you need serious mental health help and write shittily.
I've got a decent one.
I dated this girl for close to a year. Long story short, we met back in high school but didn't really talk back then, but we met again about 5-6 laters at a music festival, which was in 2014. We hit things off and we started to date.
Well our relationship was super shitty. It honestly revolved all around sex and we argued all the time. We ended up dating for close to a year until I eventually severed things.
Well, about two-three months after we break up, I meet my now girlfriend. Me and my current girlfriend started to date and we've been dating for awhile now. We broke up right before December of 2015. Like two days after we break up, my ex texts me. Long story short, I make the trip up to where she lives the next weekend and it's just a glorious weekend of fricking. We both had emotions rush back and what not and I'm not afraid to say this, but I'll always have feelings for her. Regardless of that though, she's an attention whore. She has to always have attention on her and that always bothered me and ultimately that's why I eventually told her I didn't want to be with her.
Well right after that happened, my current girlfriend called me one night and basically professed her love for me. We never had talked about love when we dated at first, but I agreed to meet up with her for dinner one night. Eventually, we decided to give our relationship another go. So she's at my place one night and and we're watching a movie after I cooked and we're drinking wine.
Well out of nowhere, my front door opens in my one bedroom apartment and it's my crazy arse ex-gf with her Yorkie dog. The look on my current gf's face was pure terror and I don't think I'll ever forget it lol.
Well, my ex is just like WTF! We were fricking last weekend! But I had already told my current gf about it all and everything and she said that since we weren't together it didn't matter, like a sane person.
Eventually, my ex just starts balling crying in my living room. She won't leave, her dog is barking non-stop and my current gf is just sitting there wondering wtf is going on. Eventually, my ex leaves after being in my apt uninvited for two hours. She had to drive another two hours to even get to my house.
A funny note, my current gf is friends with my exes roommate and she texted her the next day and said my ex mentioned to her what happened and she said she couldn't believe that my current gf didn't leave and she said she thought it was extremely rude that she didn't let us talk.
PS: Post less as in never again.
Posted on 6/28/16 at 5:51 am to OweO
Posted on 6/28/16 at 6:17 am to OweO
Ex started hitting me with the bible one night saying that I needed Jesus and she was going to beat him into me. Crazy East Texas Baptists....
Posted on 6/29/16 at 4:32 pm to nes2010
Upside with bulimics, is that you know they'll swallow once, at the very least.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 4:40 pm to OweO
I once had an ex get her boyfriend at the time and his friends to jump me at a party we were both somehow at. Probably because she saw me with another girl and got upset. Only OT alphas can handle 5 dudes at once. I'm not afraid to admit that I got the frick outta there. Im not one to stick around and act tough to get jumped when I have no help.
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 4:41 pm to BoardReader
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Upside with bulimics, is that you know they'll swallow once, at the very least.
You bumped this to post this?
Posted on 6/29/16 at 4:52 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
quote:If I weren't married..........
Exactly. These losers should all date honest, normal people. They're everywhere. They will even be honest and tell you that they're not a lying, psycho, or crazy POS. There's tons of "normal people" walking around.
Will you hook me up with one if you find him?
Posted on 6/29/16 at 4:56 pm to OweO
I have an ex that flat-out told me "every now and then I have to be put in my place" so she would pick fights about the most ridiculous shite and you never knew when they were coming.
Dodged that bullet like a champ.
Dodged that bullet like a champ.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 5:17 pm to OweO
I had an ex breakup with me about two years ago. A couple months after she decided she wanted to date again. I wanted no part of it, but she just threw herself at me (and by herself I mean sex) so for about 2-3 weeks I told her I was thinking about it.
Basically for the next 2-3 weeks she was into anything anytime any place. I'd come home on a random Tuesday and she'd ask me to hit it backdoor in the kitchen dead sober (we'd only ever done it before a couple times super drunk). When I came home from work for lunch she'd be waiting in bed arse naked waiting on me.
She was basically doing everything she could to get me back. She told me she was willing to have a threesome, but at that point I just felt dirty. She'd always told me she was vehemently against it, and it just felt wrong pushing her to do it now when I had no plans of dating her again.
Haven't talked to her in about two years, but I contemplate texting her every time I'm having a dry spell.
Basically for the next 2-3 weeks she was into anything anytime any place. I'd come home on a random Tuesday and she'd ask me to hit it backdoor in the kitchen dead sober (we'd only ever done it before a couple times super drunk). When I came home from work for lunch she'd be waiting in bed arse naked waiting on me.
She was basically doing everything she could to get me back. She told me she was willing to have a threesome, but at that point I just felt dirty. She'd always told me she was vehemently against it, and it just felt wrong pushing her to do it now when I had no plans of dating her again.
Haven't talked to her in about two years, but I contemplate texting her every time I'm having a dry spell.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 5:20 pm to OweO
Any crazy ex stories?
You mean like her and her younger sister literally throwing each other off their front porch physically fighting over who was gonna screw me?
Or, naming their 1st born male after me with the full knowledge and disapproval of their husband (including plucking the childs dark hairs to be more blonde like me)?
How about taking a job as a stripper so my best friend would take her home to our apartment so she could get a chance to try to get back together with me? (best friend was kinda unique, only dated 1 non-stripper in 35 years of his life).
Well, naw, I got nothing
You mean like her and her younger sister literally throwing each other off their front porch physically fighting over who was gonna screw me?
Or, naming their 1st born male after me with the full knowledge and disapproval of their husband (including plucking the childs dark hairs to be more blonde like me)?
How about taking a job as a stripper so my best friend would take her home to our apartment so she could get a chance to try to get back together with me? (best friend was kinda unique, only dated 1 non-stripper in 35 years of his life).
Well, naw, I got nothing
Posted on 6/29/16 at 5:30 pm to nes2010
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I dated a bulimic. She was crazy.
Never do anything wrong, no matter how small when dating a bulimic. It is guaranteed that they will bring it up forever.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 5:30 pm to Sidicous
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Or, naming their 1st born male after me with the full knowledge and disapproval of their husband (including plucking the childs dark hairs to be more blonde like me)?
You got to give us more details on this one.. So a chick you use to date, got married, had a child and named it after you (her ex boy friend), then tried to make the baby look like you? That's beyond crazy.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 5:49 pm to OweO
One of my best friends had been broken up with his ex for months. He slept with a girl he didn't realize his ex knew and the ex found out.
Anyway, the ex shows up at his parents' house (while I was visiting) to tell them that my friend slept with someone who was HIV positive. Thankfully no one was, but it was a pretty fricking awkward situation to witness.
Anyway, the ex shows up at his parents' house (while I was visiting) to tell them that my friend slept with someone who was HIV positive. Thankfully no one was, but it was a pretty fricking awkward situation to witness.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 7:00 pm to The Hurricane
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Had an ex tell me she was pregnant because she knew I was going to break up with her soon. She even brought a positive test. I made her take a test in front of me to prove that she wasn't.
Holy frick did we date the same person?
This post was edited on 6/29/16 at 7:01 pm
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