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re: Does Anyone Have Any Crazy Ex Stories?
Posted on 6/27/16 at 1:14 pm to OweO
Posted on 6/27/16 at 1:14 pm to OweO
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TV series marathon on some show about crazy exes. Before each show it said the stories were based on real events, but the identities of the people were changed.
There used to be a show called "1,000 ways to die". Basically, the producers would roll through reports on how people died, and pull the "crazy" or "odd" ones. They would then give those reports to writers who would create a story of how it happened. So the "death" is real, but all the events leading up to it are fake.
This sounds the like the same thing.
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Posted on 6/27/16 at 2:00 pm to LSU8654722
Their episodes titles' puns were funny/cheesy as frick
Posted on 6/27/16 at 2:26 pm to OweO
Never been a more appropriate time for this gif:
Posted on 6/27/16 at 2:27 pm to OweO
We know you don't. At least none that are actually yours.
Forever alone.
Forever alone.
Posted on 6/27/16 at 3:41 pm to Artie Rome
quote:
We know you don't. At least none that are actually yours.
Forever alone.
What the frick? You evidently know nothing about me.
Posted on 6/27/16 at 3:44 pm to OweO
My ex wife attacked me outside a movie store and stabbed me in the arm . She was a crazy person.
Posted on 6/27/16 at 3:45 pm to InfantryDawg
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My ex wife attacked me outside a movie store and stabbed me in the arm
Like a blockbuster?
Posted on 6/27/16 at 3:52 pm to OweO
Had an ex tell me she was pregnant because she knew I was going to break up with her soon. She even brought a positive test. I made her take a test in front of me to prove that she wasn't. Dumped immediately. She later went on to break off one engagement, get divorced within a year of her marriage and then get pregnant by someone a decade older than her. Yes, she was crazy.
Posted on 6/27/16 at 3:54 pm to OweO
It was a local movie rental place but I cannot remember the name.
Posted on 6/27/16 at 3:58 pm to OweO
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What the frick? You evidently know nothing about me.
I know you like dongs. In your butt.
Posted on 6/27/16 at 4:02 pm to InfantryDawg
He's just trying to keep his terrible thread going. Does it really matter if its a blockbuster or Hollywood video?
Gcs=shite posting 101
Gcs=shite posting 101
Posted on 6/27/16 at 7:31 pm to OweO
Yep. I woke up to like a billion text messages because we stopped communicating around 3 years before the bust and two years after she started.
Posted on 6/27/16 at 8:41 pm to Deactived
Anyone have any crazy stories about family reunions?
Anyone have any crazy stories about losing your electricity in a storm?
I know nobody is perfect, but do you feel like there are any perfect people?
Anyone ever have anything weird happen to you on vacation?
What do you think about girls that make weird faces when taking a picture? Any good stories out there?
I have a good friend that.....
Anyone have any crazy stories about losing your electricity in a storm?
I know nobody is perfect, but do you feel like there are any perfect people?
Anyone ever have anything weird happen to you on vacation?
What do you think about girls that make weird faces when taking a picture? Any good stories out there?
I have a good friend that.....
Posted on 6/27/16 at 9:14 pm to OweO
Y'all losers need to date normal people
Posted on 6/27/16 at 9:15 pm to OweO
Had a friend getting one of those water massages in a mall and the ex saw him in it, eyes closed, headphone on and she went to whipping his arse while he's caught in the machine. Took him a few seconds to realize WTF, and then a few more to get out. He was marked up pretty good.
Posted on 6/27/16 at 11:45 pm to Rouge
Exactly. These losers should all date honest, normal people. They're everywhere. They will even be honest and tell you that they're not a lying, psycho, or crazy POS. There's tons of "normal people" walking around. 
Will you hook me up with one if you find him?
Will you hook me up with one if you find him?
This post was edited on 6/27/16 at 11:52 pm
Posted on 6/28/16 at 12:01 am to MSCoastTigerGirl
I've got a decent one.
I dated this girl for close to a year. Long story short, we met back in high school but didn't really talk back then, but we met again about 5-6 laters at a music festival, which was in 2014.
We hit things off and we started to date. Well our relationship was super shitty. It honestly revolved all around sex and we argued all the time. We ended up dating for close to a year until I eventually severed things.
Well, about two-three months after we break up, I meet my now girlfriend. Me and my current girlfriend started to date and we've been dating for awhile now. We broke up right before December of 2015. Like two days after we break up, my ex texts me. Long story short, I make the trip up to where she lives the next weekend and it's just a glorious weekend of fricking. We both had emotions rush back and what not and I'm not afraid to say this, but I'll always have feelings for her. Regardless of that though, she's an attention whore. She has to always have attention on her and that always bothered me and ultimately that's why I eventually told her I didn't want to be with her.
Well right after that happened, my current girlfriend called me one night and basically professed her love for me. We never had talked about love when we dated at first, but I agreed to meet up with her for dinner one night. Eventually, we decided to give our relationship another go.
So she's at my place one night and and we're watching a movie after I cooked and we're drinking wine. Well out of nowhere, my front door opens in my one bedroom apartment and it's my crazy arse ex-gf with her Yorkie dog. The look on my current gf's face was pure terror and I don't think I'll ever forget it lol.
Well, my ex is just like WTF! We were fricking last weekend! But I had already told my current gf about it all and everything and she said that since we weren't together it didn't matter, like a sane person.
Eventually, my ex just starts balling crying in my living room. She won't leave, her dog is barking non-stop and my current gf is just sitting there wondering wtf is going on. Eventually, my ex leaves after being in my apt uninvited for two hours. She had to drive another two hours to even get to my house.
A funny note, my current gf is friends with my exes roommate and she texted her the next day and said my ex mentioned to her what happened and she said she couldn't believe that my current gf didn't leave and she said she thought it was extremely rude that she didn't let us talk.
I dated this girl for close to a year. Long story short, we met back in high school but didn't really talk back then, but we met again about 5-6 laters at a music festival, which was in 2014.
We hit things off and we started to date. Well our relationship was super shitty. It honestly revolved all around sex and we argued all the time. We ended up dating for close to a year until I eventually severed things.
Well, about two-three months after we break up, I meet my now girlfriend. Me and my current girlfriend started to date and we've been dating for awhile now. We broke up right before December of 2015. Like two days after we break up, my ex texts me. Long story short, I make the trip up to where she lives the next weekend and it's just a glorious weekend of fricking. We both had emotions rush back and what not and I'm not afraid to say this, but I'll always have feelings for her. Regardless of that though, she's an attention whore. She has to always have attention on her and that always bothered me and ultimately that's why I eventually told her I didn't want to be with her.
Well right after that happened, my current girlfriend called me one night and basically professed her love for me. We never had talked about love when we dated at first, but I agreed to meet up with her for dinner one night. Eventually, we decided to give our relationship another go.
So she's at my place one night and and we're watching a movie after I cooked and we're drinking wine. Well out of nowhere, my front door opens in my one bedroom apartment and it's my crazy arse ex-gf with her Yorkie dog. The look on my current gf's face was pure terror and I don't think I'll ever forget it lol.
Well, my ex is just like WTF! We were fricking last weekend! But I had already told my current gf about it all and everything and she said that since we weren't together it didn't matter, like a sane person.
Eventually, my ex just starts balling crying in my living room. She won't leave, her dog is barking non-stop and my current gf is just sitting there wondering wtf is going on. Eventually, my ex leaves after being in my apt uninvited for two hours. She had to drive another two hours to even get to my house.
A funny note, my current gf is friends with my exes roommate and she texted her the next day and said my ex mentioned to her what happened and she said she couldn't believe that my current gf didn't leave and she said she thought it was extremely rude that she didn't let us talk.
Posted on 6/28/16 at 12:01 am to OweO
I had a girl who would break into my house and spray everything with her perfume.
She did it for two years.
I have more violent stories, but that is hands down the craziest.
She did it for two years.
I have more violent stories, but that is hands down the craziest.
Posted on 6/28/16 at 12:09 am to X123F45
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I had a girl who would break into my house and spray everything with her perfume
That bitch is 100% a murderer.
Posted on 6/28/16 at 12:10 am to X123F45
That's really fricking creepy. Women do the most insane shite then wanna call guys crazy or creepy for trying to get a piece of arse
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