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re: Does anyone have a commercial grade toilet in their home?

Posted on 10/28/20 at 12:27 pm to
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27381 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 12:27 pm to
How many shits do you plan on taking?
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
17717 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 12:33 pm to
Yes, and it was worth the $275.00 we paid for it. Pressure assisted and flushes in 2 seconds every time.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38547 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 12:34 pm to
You obviously need more protein in your diet.
Posted by swolverine
Member since Jun 2020
1966 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 12:41 pm to
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Commercial flushes too powerful and sprays shite water on my arse. That’s nasty.

Commercial urinal is the sweet spot


Doesn’t your arse get even wetter though?
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13380 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 1:19 pm to
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For around $100, you can have one too


My neighbor bought one and paid about $500 for it. It's pretty cool though.
Posted by Tigerdew
The Garden District of Da' Parish
Member since Dec 2003
13594 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 1:22 pm to
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My neighbor bought one and paid about $500 for it. It's pretty cool though.


I think he was talking about just the flushmate systems.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27435 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 1:25 pm to
This is no bs, I know of a 1960s 5 gallon flusher that's hidden in the woods behind the house.

One day... It will be in my shop bathroom.
Posted by LSU Delts
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
2548 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

A commercial grade toilet will not work in a residential setting. They require much higher pressure plumbing.


False. We have them in every building where I work. We use parish water.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28709 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 1:55 pm to
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Well There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I see it, upvote.


And this seems like the perfect thread to bust this out Toto's Africa by State of the Fart
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28709 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 2:03 pm to
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The system uses a compressed water tank inside your toilet’s water reservoir. When you flush, it feels like riding a Harley.
Every toilet I use feels like I'm riding a Harley, but that might have more to do with my diet.
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
4655 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 2:12 pm to
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I always said when I ever built my own house I’d install those units that are used in hospitals- you can flush a dozen golf balls if needed.


Seems like overkill to me. I've never needed to flush more than 7 golf balls.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11687 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 2:47 pm to
Lol good one.
Posted by dat yat
Chef Pass
Member since Jun 2011
4318 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 3:49 pm to
I have one in my garage becasue it had to be rear discharge. That jet action flushes the shite out of that toilet.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20047 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 4:31 pm to
I have almost choked a commercial toilet at my work location with a routine yuuuuuuge turd! Buttcrack, residential toilets do have a fairly lame flush action.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 5:02 pm to
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I have a Ferguson that was passed down to me by my father

I came here to post Al Bundy, but you have done one better. I bestow upon you... the Ferguson salute!

BA-WHOOOOOOSH!
Posted by Pepperoni
Mar-a-Lago
Member since Aug 2013
3485 posts
Posted on 10/28/20 at 5:08 pm to
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Having a commercial grade (toilet) in my home is a long term goal for myself.




This is how humanity progresses, a fixed star to guide our course.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55318 posts
Posted on 11/4/20 at 9:20 pm to
Thank you
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11562 posts
Posted on 11/4/20 at 9:27 pm to
I have never considered this before but I now have a new goal in life.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 11/4/20 at 9:54 pm to
This site cracks me up, man. Commercial-grade toilet? Those things are engineered to support whole teams of Pakistani database experts slinging depleted urano-turds. You don't need one for Brysynne and the twins!
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12446 posts
Posted on 11/5/20 at 4:01 am to
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Having a commercial grade in my home is a long term goal for myself.


You will also need to purchase some 400 grit sandpaper to wipe your arse so that you can enjoy the full commercial experience.
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