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Does anyone else's wife never answer the phone on the first call?
Posted on 11/17/21 at 8:01 am
Posted on 11/17/21 at 8:01 am
It never fails. I call, it rings and goes to voicemail then 10 seconds later she calls me back.
I know, I know, it's Jody.
I know, I know, it's Jody.
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Posted on 11/17/21 at 8:02 am to Ingeniero
My wife answers even when she's banging Jody.
Posted on 11/17/21 at 8:03 am to Ingeniero
she doesn't respect you as a man
Posted on 11/17/21 at 8:04 am to kisatchie53
She's proubably on the phone talking to other women about useless shite and doesn't hang up fast enough.
Posted on 11/17/21 at 8:06 am to Ingeniero
I do this. When I walk in the house I put the phone down by the door where I leave my keys. I can never get to it once it begins to ring before voicemail takes it so I end up calling people back all the time.
Posted on 11/17/21 at 8:07 am to kisatchie53
quote:
My wife answers even when she's banging Jody.
You usually pay double for that.
Posted on 11/17/21 at 8:08 am to Ingeniero
Only for me, otherwise she picks it up on the first ring.
Posted on 11/17/21 at 8:08 am to Ingeniero
Mine will usually give me the "I can't talk right now" call declined voicemail when she's in meetings at work. I get irrationally angry when that "your call has been forwarded" voice starts yelling in my ear. IDK why they made that shite so loud lol.
Posted on 11/17/21 at 8:08 am to Ingeniero
You see I called my old lady
For a friendly word
She picked up the phone
Dropped it on the floor
(Ah, ah) is all I heard
For a friendly word
She picked up the phone
Dropped it on the floor
(Ah, ah) is all I heard
Posted on 11/17/21 at 8:09 am to Ingeniero
She’s come* to know and loathe you as we all here do.
* come =/= cum
* come =/= cum
Posted on 11/17/21 at 8:14 am to Ingeniero
No. That is odd.
Posted on 11/17/21 at 8:20 am to Ingeniero
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I know, I know, it's Jody.
Well, in your wife's case, it's Le'Quadarius Jamaal.
This post was edited on 11/17/21 at 8:21 am
Posted on 11/17/21 at 8:21 am to Ingeniero
Sure. Plus she will send me a text and I will call her 5 nanoseconds later and she will miss the call
Posted on 11/17/21 at 8:31 am to Ingeniero
happens all the time, but gives me a hard time for not answering mine
Posted on 11/17/21 at 9:04 am to Ingeniero
My wife keeps her volume off, so she rarely answers the phone. 
Posted on 11/17/21 at 9:06 am to Ingeniero
Your wife always picks up first ring for me baw. Don't take it personally
Posted on 11/17/21 at 9:06 am to Ingeniero
All the time but heaven forbid if I don’t answer the first time hahahahaha
Posted on 11/17/21 at 9:07 am to Ingeniero
quote:
It never fails. I call, it rings and goes to voicemail then 10 seconds later she calls me back.
I know, I know, it's Jody.
If Jody only delays her 10 seconds, no worries! A crusty old Sargent one told me, you can't wear out something that makes it own grease.
Posted on 11/17/21 at 9:08 am to Ingeniero
I keep my phone on silent 24/7. very rarely will I happen to be looking at it when a call comes though. I can see how it gets on peoples nerves.
Posted on 11/17/21 at 9:18 am to Ingeniero
quote:
It never fails. I call, it rings and goes to voicemail then 10 seconds later she calls me back.
Sounds like my wife.
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