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re: Does anyone else work with technologically illiterate

Posted on 4/11/18 at 10:51 am to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76175 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 10:51 am to
What's excel?









Pivot table yourself, you choose to bring up the one thing you're better at than boomers in a desperate search for positive feedback.

Back in my day, the Sperry Univacs would give you positive feedback in a WEEK!

And you were damn happy to get it then.

The next generation will be better than millenials at IT-ish applications, so hang on there speeder.

Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19649 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 10:51 am to
Dropbox is impossible for a few people around the office to use. Some dude couldn't figure out how to not merge his Dropbox accounts and gave everyone in the office access to his honeymoon pictures.

And these motherfrickers that put two spaces after every period.. the first thing I do when I open anything is find and replace all those. It's not a typewriter!
Posted by pointdog33
Member since Jan 2012
2765 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 10:56 am to
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I can spend all day working on a project and he can finish it in 20 minutes. So that should tell you something." lol



I can finish making a deposit and get it logged into quick books in 10-15 minutes.The others 45 minutes.

Tracking orders...all day to get an accurate total with at least 3-4 recounts because of missing orders/payments.
Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
6853 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 10:59 am to
One of my baby boomer coworkers is literally a genius at everything other than technology/computers and does things which I could never in 20 years learn how to master. I've had a computer since I was 9 years old, so naturally, those types of things come easier to me.
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
16915 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:02 am to
For a time I helped the IT help desk in my department. There was an acronym we used, PICNIC (Problem in chair not in computer). A guy called to say his computer wouldn't turn on... the jackass plugged the power strip into itself. A women called to say that her printer wasn't working...it had no paper.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106096 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:07 am to
Well a HS kid in our town was making internet threats thinking a fake email address would protect him, so I'd say tech illiteracy is pretty widespread.
Posted by Styxion
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2012
1738 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:13 am to
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PICNIC (Problem in chair not in computer)


Thanks, I'm gonna use this.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31597 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:18 am to
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That's all I work with. Im the youngest by 20+ years. Every single one of them acts like the computer picks on them or something when they cannot operate basic functions like passwords. It's frustrating because I have to bail them out.

ETA: The worst is when a program such as Excel/Word, etc does an update to the program and the interface changes or some features change. Windows 10 is a good example.


Yep

If anything at all changes they completely lose their shite.
Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
4225 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:27 am to
I'm a Boomer and far from technologically illiterate. I can work my way around Word, Excel, Outlook and Access pretty well. That being said, I do work with a lady who is probably 80 years old that struggles with computer literacy.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76122 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:31 am to
I've only noticed this with the older blue collar people that can't operate an email account. You tell them to send you an invoice and they print it out and put it on my desk. Like I can process a paper invoice...


The older white collar people are pretty good with computers.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
22488 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:32 am to
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And these motherfrickers that put two spaces after every period.. the first thing I do when I open anything is find and replace all those. It's not a typewriter!





People who believe that two spaces after every period began with typewriters don't understand the history of typesetting.



quote:

intellectual arguments against the old style are mostly contrived. At worst, the wide space after a period is a victim of fashion.


How Many Spaces After a Period
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
12045 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:39 am to
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There was an acronym we used, PICNIC (Problem in chair not in computer).


nice
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
11897 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:40 am to
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I hate this so much. They bitch that these youngins dont work hard enough, but it takes them 3 hours to do what it takes a millennial 15 min to do on a computer.


This is not true. It's not close to being true and it makes millennials look even worse to lie like this.

From my perspective, Gen X-ish is the best technology generation. They grew up without much tech, then learned tech the hard way, on platforms that required coding, understanding, and planning. Millennials grew up with GUI's and point-n-click. They don't understand anything going on behind the scenes with what they do and accept, blindly, the results they get fed back to them. They are the easiest generation to fool, by a wide, wide, wide margin.

The worst part about technology and millennials is that they really don't know what they're doing or why they're doing it - many can plug through some Excel manipulations to produce summary figures and graphs or tables but can't figure out (and are too fricking lazy to learn) how to add legends, titles, captions, or just make sense of what the numbers mean. They hand you stuff that is worthless and then have the balls to say it's not their job, when their job is to be an analyst for example, yet they want to get away with being nothing more than a technician.

As far as boomers go - I have had to help a lot of people with a lot of software stuff. Most of the time it's when they need to do something in Excel for example, that they did on Office 2010 but the utility has moved to a different location in Office 2016 or whatever and they just don't see it, or when they think there's a function that doesn't exist and they keep looking for it. There are some retards out there but they exist with millennials as well like those that immerse themselves in PC's and shite their pants when you hand them a Mac or vice versa.

The worst might be the idiots that only use apps you can get on a smartphone and are completely lost when asked to do things with software you must be on a computer to use - those people are lazy and stupid.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106096 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:41 am to
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If anything at all changes they completely lose their shite.


Well...I used to be a bit of a technophile and enjoyed screwing around and learning new things. After I started a job with a whole lot more responsibility, I didn't have time for that shite any more. Now, when something changes, it's frustrating and annoying. I could spend 30 minutes figuring it out, but that's 30 minutes taken away from something I actually need to be doing. Such free time as I do have at work, I'd rather be on Tigerdroppings
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
60265 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:42 am to
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Does anyone else work with technologically illiterate


I fix the stuff they break so I like to refer to them as "job security".
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
11897 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:43 am to
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Like I can process a paper invoice...


If you weren't a moron you could. There are magical things called scanners and they have neat stuff inside the box called software that magically makes this possible.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:52 am to
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it takes them 3 hours to do what it takes a millennial 15 min to do on a computer.



This. I work with an older guy who has a pretty impressive resume and always makes sure to talk about how much he knows. He puts out half as much work as the younger guys.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 12:00 pm to
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Baby boomers ? Why do they call Millenials lazy and unwilling to learn when half of them can’t even work basic functions of outlook or excel ?




I think some of them don't want to learn it because they don't want to do anymore work. But it's 2018. If you are going to be in an office, you have to at least know the basics so it's been a few years since coming across someone who doesn't know, don't want to know, etc.
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
42411 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 12:14 pm to
It’s a question of wanting to learn. I found myself falling behind because of being inept on certain business software. I didn’t have to do it but when that changed I found myself struggling. So I got off my arse and took some classes on my own tome to learn that shite and become proficient.
Posted by LSUGRAD2008
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2018
490 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 12:23 pm to
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PICNIC (Problem in chair not in computer)



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