re: Do you still wear cargo shorts with no shame?

Not these days. There are too many better options with quick dry fabric that still look decent. I don't use the extra pockets anyway.

My go to, Public Rec workday shorts:

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Keep wearing cargo shorts. Their old enough to come back in style, like mom jeans have.

Never wear shorts that go lower than an inch above your knees. It’s not a hipster thing - it’s a human body and aesthetics thing. Call it a frat thing if you want. Guys on today’s Greek rows are as likely to follow this axiom as any hipster or homosexual.

IMO guys who wear board or cargo shorts that go way below the knee are as aesthetically unpleasing as those African Muslim women who shuffle about in full burquas.

No, I don't carry much on me.

Yep. Idgaf. I’m not trying to impress anyone.

And any grown dude who cares or clowns what another grown man wears is obviously gay.

I wear Duluth cargo shorts pretty much year round, and I couldn’t give less of a shite if people have a problem with it.

If you are male and want to criticize another man’s choice of clothing, first you must be low t, and suffering from elevated estrogen levels, second, normal men grew out of that shite in high school. Grow up.

If you’re female, you need to realize that the world doesn’t turn to please you. If my choice in clothing is so egregious that it elicits your derision, maybe you should seriously consider the possibility that your opinion isn’t really that important.

Not the big baggy kind.

Faithfully. I've got a lot of shite to carry around.