re: Do you ride in the front or back in an Uber?

Only sociopaths ride in the front

Depends on how hot she is and how drunk I am.

More than just me, we hop in the back.

By myself:
Odd driver = in the back
Long ride = in the front

I also drive for Uber. I don't care where people ride. I usually say one or two things when the ride starts to let them know it is okay to talk, but I don't continue on. Everyone that hops in the front for me wants to talk about a million things. Once picked a girl going from Tulane to Boutte during Mardi Gras. She hopped up front and told me since it's a long ride she wanted to become friends. Nice $150 to get from Tulane to Boutte and back to Metairie in less than an hour.

I recently asked an Uber driver in New Orleans where she preferred single passengers to ride. She said back right is first, front seat second, back seat left terrible enough to ask some riders to move over.

In my city, the back

When I’m visiting somewhere, front.

I just climb on top of the car

My driver borrows my Lamborghini and it doesn’t have a back. So front for me.

Back when sober on the way out

Front when kind of drunk on way to next bar

Back when passing out drunk on the way home

Sober, I sit in the back. Drunk, I sit up front and takeover the music.