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Do you know where fat goes when you lose it?

Posted on 7/10/20 at 12:27 pm
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 7/10/20 at 12:27 pm
Since the "lockdown" I seem to have noticed more people discussing weight loss. About a month ago my BIL and his wife were over and she was discussing a "new" diet with my wife. After it became a group discussion with all of us I ask if anyone knew where the fat goes I quickly gave the "don't answer" look at my wife since she is an MD with a master's in biology so I was sure she knew. While they both were confident they knew, they actually didn't. Over the last month I have brought it up with friends and nobody yet has known the correct or at least the full answer, several WAGs have got close to a partial answer.

So do you know where fat goes when you lose it? Google is a bitch move BTW.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18404 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 12:27 pm to
The terlet
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42799 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 12:27 pm to
You poop it out. Well, women don’t, because they don’t poop. They release through emotions.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45206 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 12:27 pm to
You piss it out
Posted by guedeaux
Member since Jan 2008
13877 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 12:27 pm to
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So do you know where fat goes when you lose it? Google is a bitch move BTW.



CO2, i.e. breath
Posted by tigertyler
Bogie's
Member since Sep 2016
851 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 12:28 pm to
straight to my cock
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
13207 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 12:28 pm to
Can be repurposed as a sexual lubricant...
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 12:28 pm to
The fat fairy takes it while you're sleeping.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21086 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 12:28 pm to
Pee and when you exhale.
This post was edited on 7/10/20 at 12:29 pm
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 12:28 pm to
Are we talking fat or fat cells?

Because you never lose fat cells, they just shrink.
Posted by bamabkj
Member since Dec 2015
737 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 12:28 pm to
Put it on my skillet to season and prevent rust!
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 7/10/20 at 12:29 pm to
You breathe it out in CO2.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
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Posted on 7/10/20 at 12:30 pm to
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she is an MD with a master's in biology so I was sure she knew. While they both were confident they knew, they actually didn't.


Sadly, I believe you. Doctors are woefully uneducated on nutrition. Our medical system spends too much time fixing people once they are broken and not enough time on preventative medicine
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
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Posted on 7/10/20 at 12:30 pm to
Farts
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42799 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 12:30 pm to
quote:

she is an MD with a master's in biology so I was sure she knew. While they both were confident they knew, they actually didn't.


This was your bat signal wasn’t it?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 12:30 pm to
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You breathe it out in CO2.

Losing weight contributes to global warming? frick!
Posted by Vidic
Member since Jan 2010
9513 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 12:31 pm to
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Google is a bitch move BTW.


Posted by the google king
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10476 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 12:31 pm to
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So do you know where fat goes when you lose it?


According to the most recent stats, the major places are:

1. Mississippi.
2. West Virginia.
3. Arkansas.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 12:32 pm to
I carve it out with a Bowie knife.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42799 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 12:32 pm to
Fat people are CO2 sinks. They are good for the environment. That’s why the body positivity movement is so important.
This post was edited on 7/10/20 at 12:39 pm
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