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re: Do You Have The Asparagus or Cilantro "Gene"?

Posted on 7/10/23 at 8:21 pm to
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63424 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 8:21 pm to
quote:

And I've never paid enough attention to my piss to notice if asparagus does anything to it.


There's literally no way you couldn't notice except with the gene mutation.

Mutant [VERIFIED]

Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56396 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 8:25 pm to
quote:

have been known to drink all the pickle juice, then have family members complain of dry pickles in the jar.
sometimes I take a swig

Used to hate cilantro now love it. But hate some herbs such as mint

I eat asparagus and my pee smells within minutes

Posted by BruslyTiger
Waiting on 420...
Member since Oct 2003
4615 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 8:29 pm to
I have both but I have found that cilantro is ok when cooked.
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
4386 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 8:31 pm to
I once went on a date with a girl who said I was an Asparagus. She wouldn’t date because me because she was a cancer. I agreed she was a cancer.
Posted by H newman
Member since Oct 2021
1187 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 8:31 pm to
Do they say anything about Muslims and a garlic gene??
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
22158 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 8:33 pm to
My little cousin has the Asparagus gene. He’s 7 and doesn’t speak. It’s pretty sad.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
18698 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 8:41 pm to
I have the cilantro one. For about a year I couldn’t figure out why people are that shite then I googled it. Tastes somewhere between sweaty sock smell and soap to me.
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
11466 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 8:43 pm to
quote:

I had asparagus for dinner tonight and my piss will reek.

Cilantro I love, don't get soap with it.
Same
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6818 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 8:46 pm to
Maybe I have both. I do not like cilantro. I don't get a soapy taste, but more than just a little ruins whatever it is in, for me. Also, I have never noticed a smell after eating asparagus. Didn't even know it caused a smell in urine.
Posted by Tigerpride18
Lakewood Colorado
Member since Sep 2017
29525 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 8:46 pm to
quote:

olfactory


Major league 2
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7005 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 8:48 pm to
I dip my birria tacos in asparagus urine. add a touch of cilantro and voila
Posted by SlickRick55
Member since May 2016
1890 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 8:50 pm to
That’s so weird. There are some foods that are so polarizing. I can put cilantro on just about anything, the ones that hate it, really hate it, but you’ll never hear a person say “Yeah I like a little cilantro here or there, but not real crazy about it”.
Posted by PrideofTheSEC
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2012
4984 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 9:11 pm to
Cilantro ruins anything for me, and and it doesn't take much.
Posted by weedGOKU666
THE 'COLA
Member since Jan 2013
3736 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 9:18 pm to
Cilantro tastes like soap to me but i like to eat soap so its not a problem
Posted by Warfox
B.R. Native (now in MA)
Member since Apr 2017
3150 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 9:22 pm to
quote:

Yes, I’ve got it. Cilantro tastes soapy to me. Can’t stand it at all.


Soapy and metallic: CAN’T STAND cilantro!
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
58904 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 9:34 pm to
Yes to asparagus urine, but no to cilantro soap taste. I never understood that, but I guess now that makes a little more sense.


Posted by novabill
Crossville, TN
Member since Sep 2005
10451 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 9:41 pm to
I hate cilantro but never thought it tasted soapy.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10053 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

Asparagus is good but my urine is disgusting for about 24 hours after eating it. I have passed on asparagus at times because of it.

Really ruins the golden showers after date night.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18807 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 9:49 pm to
Cilantro has always smelt soapy to me, but I’ve learned to deal with it and ignore it.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21190 posts
Posted on 7/10/23 at 9:55 pm to
I always knew I was a mutant.
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