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re: Do you have a work wife?

Posted on 1/23/23 at 1:12 pm to
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53049 posts
Posted on 1/23/23 at 1:12 pm to
This must be the little soft college boy thread for the day


The only lady that works with me is the fire watch girl and she ain’t marriage material because everybody hit it in the porto potty already
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 1/23/23 at 1:13 pm to
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fire watch girl

She black and from donaldsonville I bet.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124368 posts
Posted on 1/23/23 at 1:13 pm to

quote:

Treat the office women good and they will take care of you.




Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 1/23/23 at 1:16 pm to
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fire watch girl


She just sits there the whole shift and watches for fire?

Yeah, I think I'd get horny, too. Sounds super boring.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
7548 posts
Posted on 1/23/23 at 1:16 pm to
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They want to fckk me or I'm the gay work friend.


Definitely gay
Posted by A Smoke Break
Lafayette
Member since Nov 2018
2063 posts
Posted on 1/23/23 at 1:17 pm to
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They want to fckk me or I'm the gay work friend.


One of these is def right.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 1/23/23 at 1:18 pm to
They play on their phones a ton and complain.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 1/23/23 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

I'm the gay work friend.


Aggie Board.
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 1/23/23 at 1:19 pm to
From Wikipedia:

quote:

A work spouse has been defined as “a special, platonic friendship with a work colleague characterized by a close emotional bond, high levels of disclosure and support, and mutual trust, honesty, loyalty, and respect”.


But…not your actual spouse.

Yeah no way this could go sideways. Not at all.
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
18778 posts
Posted on 1/23/23 at 1:20 pm to
That term is so cringey. The people I know with a “work husband/wife” at our work are completely devoid of social skills outside of work to have real friends.

I have female coworkers I am friendly with but nothing even close to that term to answer question.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 1/23/23 at 1:25 pm to
Back in the day all of the girls would come up to the cockpit about an hour out from home, after a really fun trip, to say goodbyes, I would always say, usually with a tear in my eye, now is the sad part of the trip, it’s time to leave our friends and loved ones and go home to our families.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 1/23/23 at 1:34 pm to
No, I have a wife-wife.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
48697 posts
Posted on 1/23/23 at 1:36 pm to
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I definitely did when I worked in the office, now I work from home and my office is next to my actual wife's office.
same for my husband

He told me this morning he had a dream she was getting fired so he obviously still thinks about her
They still stay in touch.
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
4894 posts
Posted on 1/23/23 at 1:38 pm to
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I would always say, usually with a tear in my eye, now is the sad part of the trip, it’s time to leave our friends and loved ones and go home to our families.


Gold. Stealing this.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 1/23/23 at 1:38 pm to
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he obviously still thinks about her They still stay in touch.
how well does she prepare eggs over easy?
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
48697 posts
Posted on 1/23/23 at 1:39 pm to
IDK but she makes great mac and cheese
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65764 posts
Posted on 1/23/23 at 1:39 pm to
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My wife says that about her female friend at work. It's slightly less cringy than a man doing it.
Pics of both of them and we’ll be the judge of this.

Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47514 posts
Posted on 1/23/23 at 1:43 pm to
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Do you have a work wife?



You're my work wife.


Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 1/23/23 at 1:44 pm to
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16217 posts
Posted on 1/23/23 at 1:44 pm to
I wish I did. I only work with dudes.

Hopefully we get a hot secretary soon.
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