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re: Do you flush the toilet every time that you pee?

Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:23 am to
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37430 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:23 am to
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Do you flush the toilet every time that you pee?


The only time I don't is when I get up in the middle of the night and don't flush because I don't wanna wake up the lady. So I'll flush it a few hours later when I get up.

ETA: there is no such thing as "saving water"...does she think the water vanishes from existence once it goes down the toilet? Sure it requires energy to clean it and stuff but ihe amount of water on earth changes 0% when we all flush our toilets.
This post was edited on 1/19/26 at 11:25 am
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
15992 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:29 am to
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At home yes- at work no. I have to mark my territory.
I know you're joking but there's actually a guy in my office that never flushes his piss.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8776 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:31 am to
I pee in the tub to save water
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
29193 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:32 am to
Yes...especially if my blood sugar is high cause it will def smell.
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
9845 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:33 am to
A friend in Arizona says, “In this land of fun and sun, we never flush for number one.”
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:35 am to
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.especially if my blood sugar is high cause it will def smell.


Posted by Broken Arrow
Member since Dec 2007
8468 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:35 am to
Yes. Wash my hands too because I’m not an animal.
Posted by Tigerstark
Parts unknown
Member since Aug 2011
7090 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:36 am to
If it’s yellow let it mellow if it’s brown flush it down.

That’s what a sign my friends landlord has over toilets in the old uptown New Orleans apartments. Apparently that old plumbing takes a beating.

Landlord also had a rule - “don’t flush any rubbers”. He would remind them every month or two.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41465 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:37 am to
If it's yellow let it mellow
If it's brown, flush it down
Posted by KingOfTheWorld
South of heaven, west of hell
Member since Oct 2018
7851 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:38 am to
I can’t be no savage
I can’t be no highwayman
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
24078 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:40 am to
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if its yellow let it mellow if its brown flush it down.


If it's poo, let it stew...
Posted by IMJ127
Death Valley
Member since Jul 2011
3704 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:43 am to
We piss off the front porch like men
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20154 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:48 am to
I get up at least 2 times after midnight to pee and don't flush the toilet since the bathroom is adjacent to the bedroom and don't want to wake my wife.

Bad enough I have to get up a few times a night to pee without waking her up flushing a toilet.

And no, my toilet has no stains because it gets cleaned regularly.
Posted by Reagan80
Earth
Member since Feb 2023
2370 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:50 am to
Yes
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
63752 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:53 am to
Your MIL is nasty.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
10832 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:55 am to
Yes. I’m not a savage.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 11:55 am to
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Bad enough I have to get up a few times a night to pee without waking her up flushing a toilet.



what if you happen to drop a masterpiece of a deuce? do you wake her up to show her before you flush it down to deuce oblivion?
Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2350 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 12:08 pm to
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My MIL told my granddaughter yesterday that she doesn't have to flush every time that she pees because it is a waste of water. What


My old boss had a problem with his MIL putting the toliet paper after she wiped in the garbage can .

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 12:09 pm to
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his MIL putting the toliet paper after she wiped in the garbage can .


bet his MIL was from down south
Posted by Gerry Laval
Member since Apr 2025
413 posts
Posted on 1/19/26 at 12:11 pm to
Yes and since I got married, I wipe the bowl every time I pee as well.
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