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re: Do you accept Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer as an official reindeer?
Posted on 12/6/25 at 11:04 am to fr33manator
Posted on 12/6/25 at 11:04 am to fr33manator
I do find it amazing that during 100 years + of Santa delivering presents there had only been one foggy night
And Rudolph was there for the rescue
And Rudolph was there for the rescue
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Posted on 12/6/25 at 11:08 am to F1y0n7h3W4LL
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I'm just not buying the part about how the other reindeer loved him.
Someone should write a dark short story about the reindeer killing Rudolph out of jealousy.
12 reindeer who have been continuing a tradition forever but they have no light and when a new innocent light shows up and is promoted to their leader by their master and saves them they hate him and kill him with a Christmas Tree.
This post was edited on 12/6/25 at 11:08 am
Posted on 12/6/25 at 11:20 am to _Hurricane_
Could have done the same thing with a fn spotlight
Posted on 12/6/25 at 11:22 am to GreenRockTiger
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I do find it amazing that during 100 years + of Santa delivering presents there had only been one foggy night And Rudolph was there for the rescue
That's clearly because the fog was made of government created chemtrails which led to cloud seeding.
Rudolph was actually an advanced spy drone used to mobilize the North Pole tech against the Russkies.
It's all laid out in my new book
From Adolf to Rudolph: How Werner von Braun changed Christmas
Posted on 12/6/25 at 11:23 am to Breesus
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Someone should write a dark short story about the reindeer killing Rudolph out of jealousy.
Can it be a narrative poem?
Posted on 12/6/25 at 11:24 am to fr33manator
quote:not the Jew-Ray?
That's clearly because the fog was made of government created chemtrails which led to cloud seeding.
Posted on 12/6/25 at 11:28 am to GreenRockTiger
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not the Jew-Ray?
Posted on 12/6/25 at 11:48 am to _Hurricane_
Here’s my problem with Rudolph. If it’s foggy or snowy conditions, everyone knows you don’t drive with your bright lights on. So how the hell does a bright light on Rudolph help Santa see better?
Posted on 12/6/25 at 12:04 pm to _Hurricane_
He’ll no, he’s a poser Reindeer
Posted on 12/6/25 at 12:23 pm to GreenRockTiger
Rudolph was in the closet. He was officially a very gay, DEI Reindeer. Why won't NBC and Rankin just admit it?
So after all this was really a story about Loser-Becomes-Super Hero? The propaganda never ends.
I find it hard to believe snow and fog would have put the kibosh on Santa's entire Christmas delivery operation without Rudolph (whose real name was "Adolf" as the writers admit -- the censors overruled it)
Rudolph's "red nose" was a coded implant which created his so-called "handicap" (besides his gayness.) His father knew what was up with his misfit son. The "dentist" was Rudolph's gay lover. Very taboo subject matter for small children.
"Misfit Island" of broken toys was code for "San Francisco" and that whole scene. So yeah, the producers of this "classic" pulled one over on kids AND adults.
So after all this was really a story about Loser-Becomes-Super Hero? The propaganda never ends.
I find it hard to believe snow and fog would have put the kibosh on Santa's entire Christmas delivery operation without Rudolph (whose real name was "Adolf" as the writers admit -- the censors overruled it)
Rudolph's "red nose" was a coded implant which created his so-called "handicap" (besides his gayness.) His father knew what was up with his misfit son. The "dentist" was Rudolph's gay lover. Very taboo subject matter for small children.
"Misfit Island" of broken toys was code for "San Francisco" and that whole scene. So yeah, the producers of this "classic" pulled one over on kids AND adults.
Posted on 12/6/25 at 12:52 pm to _Hurricane_
I 100% support Rudolf because I have always believed that Vixen was a Royal Bitch.
Posted on 12/6/25 at 1:25 pm to WWII Collector
quote:she was just the queen bee - had to keep all those other bitches in line
Vixen was a Royal Bitch.
Posted on 12/6/25 at 1:36 pm to _Hurricane_
quote:I dont think so. I caught Santa's team crapping on my lawn last year and he told me the current team has Dashyerr, Dancyrr, Pranxden, Vikas, Komet, Cesar, Diego, and Blytzzen.
Brother that’s because he’s the youngest reindeer.
Posted on 12/6/25 at 1:42 pm to Free888
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On a related note, Santa was a jerk in the Rankin and Bass Rudolph show.
My dentist says we got all wrong about Santa.
Posted on 12/6/25 at 1:47 pm to _Hurricane_
Heck yeah I accept Rudolph!
Donner can frick right off.
Donner can frick right off.
Posted on 12/6/25 at 1:49 pm to _Hurricane_
You would have to send me some stewmeat, a roast or something, then I'll give you my answer after careful consideration.
Posted on 12/6/25 at 1:50 pm to _Hurricane_
Posted on 12/6/25 at 1:51 pm to _Hurricane_
I don’t know but I had a weird childhood crush on his girlfriend
Posted on 12/6/25 at 1:52 pm to _Hurricane_
Well, he and his song were created by a jewish guy, so probably not.
shite, Santa himself seems like a commercialist psy-op. He doesn't show up in mainstream American culture until the 20th century, ushering in the commercialization of the Holiday.
shite, Santa himself seems like a commercialist psy-op. He doesn't show up in mainstream American culture until the 20th century, ushering in the commercialization of the Holiday.
Posted on 12/6/25 at 1:55 pm to Zephyrius
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I don’t know but I had a weird childhood crush on his girlfriend
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