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re: Did you wait till marriage to have sex?

Posted on 2/4/23 at 9:09 am to
Posted by Laloosh
Member since Dec 2019
104 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 9:09 am to
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It’s wild to me that some people don’t have sex or don’t live with each other till marriage.


Bruh go visit a southern baptist youth conference sometime.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74883 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 9:10 am to
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So have the two of you only had one sexual partner your whole life? And do you ever wish you had more?
I wish your parents each had had one less sexual partner.
Posted by Retrograde
TX
Member since Jul 2014
2914 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 9:10 am to
No, not even close
Posted by ocelot4ark
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2009
12536 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 9:15 am to
Let’s weed out the Sunday morning Christians and their conveniently moving morals forever.

If you think waiting til marriage is dumb, I agree. But at least own you don’t always follow God’s word and neither must the government, ever.

Shut up about homosexuality forever.
This post was edited on 2/4/23 at 9:24 am
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72490 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 9:21 am to
Those who waited until marriage to have sex are probably still waiting.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122175 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 9:23 am to
Do you test drive a car before buying it?
Posted by notbilly
alter
Member since Sep 2015
7159 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 9:24 am to
quote:

Did you wait till marriage to have sex?


On my wedding day? Yes
Posted by Adajax
Member since Nov 2015
8671 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 9:29 am to
quote:

Would you buy a car without test driving it first?


Would you test drive a car for over a year, driving the hell out of it, testing it to the limits, maybe put a few dents in it and then buy it? The car analogy is dumb.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108348 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 9:32 am to
Any woman who had sex before marriage is damaged goods in my book.
Posted by ocelot4ark
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2009
12536 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 9:33 am to
Is that what you told your mom?
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150380 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 9:34 am to
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And so did my wife.
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14539 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 9:36 am to
I wrote a list of the top-10 funniest responses to your question and then deleted them. Use your imagination. Some were really funny.

This post was edited on 2/4/23 at 9:50 am
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
12668 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 9:37 am to
"We banged like a screen door in a Hurricane before marriage."
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That's some funny stuff there!
Posted by cheobode
Member since Dec 2017
1545 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 9:39 am to
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Soooo your wife knew her way around the D before she met you? Nice


Sure did.
Posted by ISEN_AG
ThunderWolf Manor
Member since Aug 2013
2365 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 9:41 am to
A whole bunch of people in here gonna burn in eternal hellfire...
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29622 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 9:48 am to
quote:

Small dick energy


That ain't what your sister said.
Posted by wm72
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2010
9423 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 9:53 am to
quote:

This statistic could easily just mean that couples who don’t live together until marriage have less of an inclination to consider divorce due to their beliefs.


Yes, it certainly influences these statistics that many people who consider pre-marital sex to be wrong are also members of churches and even families that would literally ostracize them if they got a divorce no matter how bad the marriage was.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
18078 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 9:54 am to
No. And I don’t buy cars without test driving and inspecting them either.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
26667 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 9:56 am to
quote:

The older you get the more you realize your life is about way more than sex, unless you’re a Neanderthal.




Actual self portrait.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22347 posts
Posted on 2/4/23 at 9:57 am to
DavidTheGnome, the Reddit plagiarizer
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