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Did the Old Man get laid....?
Posted on 12/25/18 at 11:36 am
Posted on 12/25/18 at 11:36 am
Christmas night, after snuggling up on the couch with mom, drinking wine and watching the snow, while Ralph and Randy were off to sleep...
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Posted on 12/25/18 at 11:39 am to Hangover Haven
No, she spilled wine on him so he beat her mercilessly. He told her to tell everyone her black eye was from an icicle that fell off the garage.
Posted on 12/25/18 at 11:43 am to upgrayedd
Then he went for the kids upstairs.
Posted on 12/25/18 at 11:50 am to upgrayedd
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No, she spilled wine on him so he beat her mercilessly. He told her to tell everyone her black eye was from an icicle that fell off the garage.
this is a very sound scenario based on the movie, the guy was a total jackass so i can see him as an abuser
Posted on 12/25/18 at 11:51 am to keakar
The dad was a cool guy
Posted on 12/25/18 at 11:57 am to upgrayedd
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No, she spilled wine on him so he beat her mercilessly. He told her to tell everyone her black eye was from an icicle that fell off the garage.
Posted on 12/25/18 at 11:58 am to Hangover Haven
No she blinded him with soap poisoning.
Posted on 12/25/18 at 12:00 pm to keakar
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this is a very sound scenario based on the movie, the guy was a total jackass so i can see him as an abuser
Men weren’t total pussies back then.
Posted on 12/25/18 at 12:01 pm to biglego
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The dad was a cool guy
This, the dad is the best character...
Gives the kid his BB gun, even though everyone tells him he'll shoot his eye out...
This post was edited on 12/25/18 at 12:04 pm
Posted on 12/25/18 at 12:20 pm to Hangover Haven
Probably not..after she dropped the bowling ball on his nuts he was no good.
Posted on 12/25/18 at 12:23 pm to Hangover Haven
He wasn't interested in that.
You'll notice Ralphie hid his Red Ryder ad in "Mom's" copy of Look Magazine, but Dad got him the BB Gun.
Those 2 twin beds were a choice.
You'll notice Ralphie hid his Red Ryder ad in "Mom's" copy of Look Magazine, but Dad got him the BB Gun.
Those 2 twin beds were a choice.
Posted on 12/25/18 at 12:31 pm to Hangover Haven
He used the can of Simonex as anal lube and he PIIHB.
Posted on 12/25/18 at 12:43 pm to keakar
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this is a very sound scenario based on the movie, the guy was a total jackass so i can see him as an abuser
If he were an abuser he’d have whipped her arse when she broke his awesome lamp. It was a major award.
But did he beat her? No. So shut the frick up and stop being such a pussy.
Posted on 12/25/18 at 12:47 pm to keakar
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this is a very sound scenario based on the movie, the guy was a total jackass so i can see him as an abuser
We wouldn't have an 11 year old drag kid with more dad's like this.
Posted on 12/25/18 at 12:48 pm to Hangover Haven
The Old Man took her whenever he wanted. Simpler times.
Posted on 12/25/18 at 12:52 pm to Jizzy08
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Old Man took her whenever he wanted.
I would've made her don the fishnets, shoved a 60-watt up her arse and stand in the front window.
That sabotaging bitch.
Posted on 12/25/18 at 1:36 pm to keakar
Dads like that raised men. Not these pussies like today.
Posted on 12/25/18 at 1:37 pm to Hangover Haven
We believe Mose kicked the bucket.
Old man mose is dead
Old man mose is dead
Posted on 12/25/18 at 1:39 pm to upgrayedd
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No, she spilled wine on him so he beat her mercilessly. He told her to tell everyone her black eye was from an icicle that fell off the garage.
Well. That escalated quickly.
Posted on 12/25/18 at 1:40 pm to keakar
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this is a very sound scenario based on the movie, the guy was a total jackass so i can see him as an abuser
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