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Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink...
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:04 pm
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:04 pm
...with him?
We go off looking for a bar and we can’t find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, ‘Here we are.’ We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, ‘Always leave things the way you found em!'
Bill Brasky was a son of a bitch!
We go off looking for a bar and we can’t find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, ‘Here we are.’ We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, ‘Always leave things the way you found em!'
Bill Brasky was a son of a bitch!
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Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:06 pm to reverendotis
TO BILL BRASKY!!!!!
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:17 pm to LucasP
He hated Mexicans! And he was half-Mexican! And he hated irony!”
Haven't had a Brasky thread in awhile and need to break the tension.
Plus I think he was really Donald Trump.
Haven't had a Brasky thread in awhile and need to break the tension.
Plus I think he was really Donald Trump.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:20 pm to reverendotis
Will Ferrell sucks
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:21 pm to Martini
Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive?
He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said it was bound to happen sooner or later.
He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said it was bound to happen sooner or later.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:22 pm to reverendotis
Hell, he stands 8'4" 745 lbs.
This thread has been called on account of scotch
This thread has been called on account of scotch
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:29 pm to reverendotis
quote:
“I remember one time Brasky took his family to Sea World. They were watching Shamu the whale when Brasky got splashed. So Brasky yells, ‘I’m Bill Brasky and no one gets me wet!’ So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu, and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, ‘How do you like it?’ And then damn if Brasky didn’t step in there and finish the show.”
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:34 pm to reverendotis
True story- I once met a guy who was really named William Brasky. We were working a shutdown at GP Port Hudson on the night shift. After about the 5th night I asked him, are you THE Bill Brasky? I'll never forget it. He was heating up a Southern Belle ham and cheese sandwich in the microwave and he says "frick Bill Brasky" and stares me down for a good 10 seconds. I kind of moseyed on along and let it lay. The next night I heard he took a shite off a 110' chlorine tower, turd hit the windshield of a Barnhart crane and all hell broke loose. I never saw him again after that.
This post was edited on 7/15/16 at 10:36 pm
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:36 pm to reverendotis
Brasky named the group Sha Na Na. They did not want to be called that.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:46 pm to reverendotis
George Lucas got the the idea for the lightsaber because he once seen Brasky's penis in the dark.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:46 pm to LSUballs
Brasky was Godfather to one of my kids. He shows up drunk to the Christening wearing golf pants covered in mud. He walks up to the altar, pushes the priest aside and says "I'll baptize this little calamari." So he pours gin all over my son's head and says "There, now you're baptized!"
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:53 pm to reverendotis
One night, drunk as hell, Bill Brasky had sex with Mike the Tiger, nine months later Leonard Fornette was born.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:58 pm to reverendotis
Bill Brasky is ranked number 18 in the AP poll.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:58 pm to doublecutter
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“I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Lansbury.”
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:59 pm to doublecutter
The story of Johnny Appleseed was based on Bill brasky except for the part about planting apple trees and not raping men.
Brasky was ranked 18th in the ap college football polls.
He uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Brasky was ranked 18th in the ap college football polls.
He uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:05 pm to reverendotis
Brasky once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The afterbirth was sauteed mushrooms!
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:06 pm to steakbombLSU
Bill Brasky isn't afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of him.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:13 pm to doublecutter
Bill Brasky held LF7 to 31 yards rushing.... Oh wait.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:14 pm to reverendotis
You had sex with him, didn't you....
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:20 pm to Hoyt
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Bill Brasky held LF7 to 31 yards rushing.... Oh wait.
Bite the big one, Gump
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