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re: Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink...
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:21 pm to reverendotis
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:21 pm to reverendotis
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Brasky was Godfather to one of my kids. He shows up drunk to the Christening wearing golf pants covered in mud. He walks up to the altar, pushes the priest aside and says "I'll baptize this little calamari." So he pours gin all over my son's head and says "There, now you're baptized!"
And your son is blind to this day!
He hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Cory Hart.
He once rode upon a steed perchance to spy a lady.
He sleeps eight hours a night! Well I guess he's pretty normal in that way.
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Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:24 pm to Hoyt
Bill Brasky once examined Hoyt's tonsils during a prostate exam
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:35 pm to LSUballs
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True story- I once met a guy who was really named William Brasky. We were working a shutdown at GP Port Hudson on the night shift. After about the 5th night I asked him, are you THE Bill Brasky? I'll never forget it. He was heating up a Southern Belle ham and cheese sandwich in the microwave and he says "frick Bill Brasky" and stares me down for a good 10 seconds. I kind of moseyed on along and let it lay. The next night I heard he took a shite off a 110' chlorine tower, turd hit the windshield of a Barnhart crane and all hell broke loose. I never saw him again after that.
Yeah, pretty sure you met the real Brasky.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:37 pm to upgrayedd
Hey, are you guys talking about Bill Brasky?
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:41 pm to reverendotis
times up
This post was edited on 7/15/16 at 11:42 pm
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:44 pm to reverendotis
Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with Brasky, but there weren’t any horses around?
Well, Brasky throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days.
Well, wouldn’t you know it, my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Brasky decides to enter me in the Breeders’ Cup, right, under the name Turkish Delight.
And I’m running in second place, and I’m running and I break my ankle!
They’re about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, ‘Don’t shoot him, he’s a human.
Well, Brasky throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days.
Well, wouldn’t you know it, my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Brasky decides to enter me in the Breeders’ Cup, right, under the name Turkish Delight.
And I’m running in second place, and I’m running and I break my ankle!
They’re about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, ‘Don’t shoot him, he’s a human.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 11:47 pm to reverendotis
“Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of ‘The King and I’? On opening night, Brasky chloroformed the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
Posted on 7/16/16 at 12:34 am to RedFoxx
Posted on 7/16/16 at 12:41 am to reverendotis
Les Miles once made Bill Brasky dress up in a gimp suit and walk through an Applebee's
Posted on 7/16/16 at 6:38 am to Hoyt
You act like this is an accomplishment. Fairly easy to oder when there's no threat of a passing game couple with a stubborn, uninventive coach, smart opposing coach and top tier SEC caliber talent on the opposing defense
Posted on 7/16/16 at 7:25 am to cleeveclever
“Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky showed up at my daughter’s wedding? You know my daughter, she’s a beautiful girl. Well, Brasky shows up and you know he’s a big fella. Well, he’s standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He’s got no right to be there, but he’s drunk and he’s Brasky. Well, long story short, the priest accidentally marries me and Brasky. We spend the weekend in the Poconos — he loved me like I’ve never been loved before.”
Posted on 7/16/16 at 7:31 am to tgrbaitn08
My uncle molested me.
Posted on 7/16/16 at 7:33 am to Breesus
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My uncle molested me.
Well hello there nephew
Posted on 7/16/16 at 8:24 am to reverendotis
Bill Brasky has a thumbnail on his penis.
Posted on 7/16/16 at 4:22 pm to Hoyt
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Bill Brasky held LF7 to 31 yards rushing.... Oh wait.
Keep that on the secr, shitbird.
Posted on 7/16/16 at 4:42 pm to reverendotis
Bill Brasky was born on May 7th, 1945.
The next day, Nazi Germany surrendered.
Coincidence? I think not.
The next day, Nazi Germany surrendered.
Coincidence? I think not.
Posted on 7/16/16 at 4:44 pm to Hoyt
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Bill Brasky held LF7 to 31 yards rushing.... Oh wait.
I bet you got up votes on sisterfrickerdroppings.com with that one.
So anyway, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Brasky had to shoot the maid.
This post was edited on 7/16/16 at 4:50 pm
Posted on 7/16/16 at 8:34 pm to Hoyt
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Bill Brasky held LF7 to 31 yards rushing.... Oh wait.
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