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Designing your Chinese Robot Wife
Posted on 8/5/26 at 11:35 am
Posted on 8/5/26 at 11:35 am
When you Special Order your new Chinese Robot Wife, what will she look like?
An actress, past or present?
Singer, past or present?
Old high school or college crush?
Whatever cute Asian girl they have in stock off the shelf?
An actress, past or present?
Singer, past or present?
Old high school or college crush?
Whatever cute Asian girl they have in stock off the shelf?
Posted on 8/5/26 at 11:37 am to guzziguy
ur mom 
Posted on 8/5/26 at 11:37 am to guzziguy
First and foremost......I want an upgrade on the mute button.
Posted on 8/5/26 at 11:38 am to guzziguy
I'm not picky and would settle for this
Posted on 8/5/26 at 11:43 am to Deep Purple Haze
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ur mom
You can get that for free. Well, as close to free as it ever is.
Posted on 8/5/26 at 11:46 am to guzziguy
This post was edited on 8/5/26 at 11:48 am
Posted on 8/5/26 at 12:07 pm to guzziguy
Bonus for home defense capabilities
Posted on 8/5/26 at 12:09 pm to jaytothen
I've seen better robots in the quad
Posted on 8/5/26 at 12:13 pm to guzziguy
Daddario from the hips up, chun li from the hips down.
Posted on 8/5/26 at 12:19 pm to guzziguy
I’d want her to look like my wife when she was 20. I’d bump up the breasts a tad. It wouldn’t be the very best looking robot but it would work like a charm on me.
Posted on 8/5/26 at 12:22 pm to guzziguy
I'd put a few pics in AI and tell it what features I want and see what it could come up with.
Posted on 8/5/26 at 12:24 pm to guzziguy
I don’t care what she looks like
But she needs to know how to make good Generals Chicken and crab rangoons
But she needs to know how to make good Generals Chicken and crab rangoons
Posted on 8/5/26 at 12:28 pm to GoShoughYourself
First model would be Charlie's Angel era Farrah, or Lynda Carter of WW years. Or both.
Posted on 8/5/26 at 12:30 pm to guzziguy
Can she make sammiches?
Posted on 8/5/26 at 12:36 pm to guzziguy
Don't care looks or body type.
Can she clean windows, scrub floors, make the kitchen and bathrooms immaculate?
Can she wash clothes and line dry linens?
And if we are dreaming, can she change the oil in out car collection and refill fluids there?
Can she clean windows, scrub floors, make the kitchen and bathrooms immaculate?
Can she wash clothes and line dry linens?
And if we are dreaming, can she change the oil in out car collection and refill fluids there?
Posted on 8/5/26 at 1:10 pm to real turf fan
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Can she clean windows, scrub floors, make the kitchen and bathrooms immaculate?
Can she wash clothes and line dry linens?
That's just what I need, another Roomba that gets stuck somewhere around the house on a daily basis with the job half finished.
Posted on 8/5/26 at 1:12 pm to guzziguy
That would be an actual tough decision.
So many possibilities
So many possibilities
Posted on 8/5/26 at 1:38 pm to guzziguy
Knowing me, I would probably go "meta" and either Sean Young circa 1982 or Alicia Vikinder circa 2014.
Posted on 8/5/26 at 1:49 pm to guzziguy
I already had this decided decades ago.
Posted on 8/5/26 at 2:02 pm to guzziguy
Dibs on "Chinese Robot Wife" as a bar band name.
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