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Designing your Chinese Robot Wife

Posted on 8/5/26 at 11:35 am
Posted by guzziguy
Lake Forest
Member since Jun 2022
1099 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 11:35 am
When you Special Order your new Chinese Robot Wife, what will she look like?
An actress, past or present?
Singer, past or present?
Old high school or college crush?
Whatever cute Asian girl they have in stock off the shelf?
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
71553 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 11:37 am to
ur mom
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75867 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 11:37 am to
First and foremost......I want an upgrade on the mute button.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51488 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 11:38 am to
I'm not picky and would settle for this

Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110475 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 11:43 am to
quote:

ur mom


You can get that for free. Well, as close to free as it ever is.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
20612 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 11:46 am to

This post was edited on 8/5/26 at 11:48 am
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8827 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 12:07 pm to


Bonus for home defense capabilities
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
56988 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 12:09 pm to
I've seen better robots in the quad
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
2656 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 12:13 pm to
Daddario from the hips up, chun li from the hips down.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
57270 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 12:19 pm to
I’d want her to look like my wife when she was 20. I’d bump up the breasts a tad. It wouldn’t be the very best looking robot but it would work like a charm on me.
Posted by BrianKellysbuyout
Member since Nov 2025
1958 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 12:22 pm to
I'd put a few pics in AI and tell it what features I want and see what it could come up with.
Posted by GoShoughYourself
Member since May 2026
91 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 12:24 pm to
I don’t care what she looks like

But she needs to know how to make good Generals Chicken and crab rangoons
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41715 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 12:28 pm to
First model would be Charlie's Angel era Farrah, or Lynda Carter of WW years. Or both.
Posted by Mutt Myers
Member since Jan 2024
634 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 12:30 pm to
Can she make sammiches?
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
12151 posts
Posted on 8/5/26 at 12:36 pm to
Don't care looks or body type.
Can she clean windows, scrub floors, make the kitchen and bathrooms immaculate?
Can she wash clothes and line dry linens?
And if we are dreaming, can she change the oil in out car collection and refill fluids there?
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