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re: Dear Facebook: New Orleans really is the most wonderful batshit insane city on the planet
Posted on 5/12/25 at 2:21 pm to Optimism
Posted on 5/12/25 at 2:21 pm to Optimism
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Or you could just live in River Ridge Old Metry or Northshore and be closer to New Orleans but kit have to deal with the taxes and crime
and still get the same insurance rates and hurricane risk
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Posted on 5/12/25 at 2:28 pm to StringedInstruments
My wife and I rode bicycles all over the city often. We would go for a weekend or just an afternoon and cruise around the Quarter and all along the river because at the time I felt safer closer to the river. We had many really cool adventures doing that mostly involving stopping somewhere and eating and drinking.
Posted on 5/12/25 at 2:57 pm to StringedInstruments
Charleston, Savannah, Athens, all with plenty of flavor, culture, and mild craziness, but with much less cultcha.
Posted on 5/12/25 at 3:00 pm to StringedInstruments
You want more excitement move to Thailand. Bangkok is waiting for you, lol
Posted on 5/12/25 at 3:19 pm to Hangover Haven
San Antonio is boring af
Posted on 5/12/25 at 3:23 pm to UptownJoeBrown
quote:I don't get the traces of autism from OPs post like I do TulaneLSU.
Someone’s trying to be like TulaneLSU
Posted on 5/12/25 at 3:23 pm to deeprig9
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Charleston, Savannah, Athens
Boring and sad.
Posted on 5/12/25 at 7:44 pm to BeachDude022
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Don’t summon that freak show
Don't worry. You have to say his name three times.
Posted on 5/12/25 at 8:26 pm to terriblegreen
Let's turn this into a game. Everyone take terriblegreen's statement and change it to something you literally worried about in New Orleans.
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If boring means not having to wonder "will I get a venereal disease tonight?" then I'll take boring.
Posted on 5/12/25 at 8:31 pm to Lakeboy7
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Charleston, Savannah, Athens
Boring and sad.
You are a sheltered little lake boy. Meet me under the Tybee Island pier at midnight and I'll show you what smooth heroin feels like and leave you with just a broken arm and HIV, but I won't steal your car or take your money or murder you. But you better claw your way up to the dunes with your good arm before the tide comes in, or you'll be ripped to pieces by the bull sharks.
Posted on 5/12/25 at 8:54 pm to UptownJoeBrown
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TulaneLSU
Anyone else think TulaneLSU is Chicken?
Posted on 5/12/25 at 11:19 pm to StringedInstruments
My wife is a native of NOLA. When we first met she asked what I thought about New Orleans. My answer was, "I've never seen as many retarded people as in New Orleans."
Posted on 5/12/25 at 11:27 pm to StringedInstruments
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There's not another city on the planet with as much character, art, food, and expression as New Orleans
I always have fun in Nola too, but are we sure about this?
Character and expression are ambiguous. Art is overrated. The food is good, but best on the planet is a stretch.
It’s a good two night town. Would be a lot nicer if it weren’t full of violent criminals
Posted on 5/12/25 at 11:29 pm to deeprig9
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You are a sheltered little lake boy. Meet me under the Tybee Island pier at midnight and I'll show you what smooth heroin feels like and leave you with just a broken arm and HIV, but I won't steal your car or take your money or murder you. But you better claw your way up to the dunes with your good arm before the tide comes in, or you'll be ripped to pieces by the bull sharks.
Settle down dahmer my goodness.
Posted on 5/12/25 at 11:34 pm to StringedInstruments
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But good lord I cannot imagine living amongst all of the riff raff and city issues
I just can’t really bother with the city anymore and am convinced anyone living there is either trapped (in the actual trap) or just doing it to say “i live in new orleans.”
“There’s just something about her!” Uh, yea. “She” is basically a disgusting smelly crime mecca. A once beautiful city that is now the poster child for how to not run a city.
Posted on 5/12/25 at 11:36 pm to S
Posted on 5/13/25 at 12:04 am to StringedInstruments
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A life that feeds your soul or a life that guards your peace.
Personally, I don’t see how anyone could describe seeing homeless and drunkards as “feeding to soul”, but everyone is different.
Posted on 5/13/25 at 4:46 am to Revelator
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seeing homeless and drunkards as “feeding to soul”
But have you done so while also getting a parking ticket put on your freshly broken into car that you find after an overpriced supper of something saturated in butter?
Because that's truly the unique experience New Orleans has to offer.
ETA, I forgot to bring up the urine stench.
This post was edited on 5/13/25 at 4:47 am
Posted on 5/13/25 at 5:09 am to StringedInstruments
Become Batman
Posted on 5/13/25 at 5:27 am to S
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convinced anyone living there is either trapped (in the actual trap) or just doing it to say “i live in new orleans.”
The music, art, food, and spirit of this city make it worth it. And some of us spend a great deal of time trying to improve the lives of the unfortunate souls trapped in a violent loop of poverty and despair because we care about the city and the people in it.
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