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Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:08 pm to stout
frick her. She wants me to lick her butthole but won't return the favor? Selfish bitch.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:17 pm to stout
So he’s offering up his girl’s body to random dudes and talking about “boundaries”?
This guy would have to work his way up just to be considered a lost cause.
This guy would have to work his way up just to be considered a lost cause.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:24 pm to stout
i would think if anyone got close enough to scan the QR code they already had her full consent to do whatever they wanted
but you go ahead and feel confident in your (and her!) “boundaries”
but you go ahead and feel confident in your (and her!) “boundaries”
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:33 pm to FearlessFreep
Is there a guest list check in?
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:39 pm to stout
Is it wrong that the thing that bothers me the most is the list using strictly emojis ?
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:41 pm to stout
Ok. If I’m reading this thing correctly:
He can finger her vag and butthole, but no fisting.
She will play with his junk and ballsack.
He can tongue her vag and butthole. She will suck his junk and ballsack, but not his butthole.
She’s also open to 69.
He can frick either her vag or butthole, but she will not stick anything in his arse, so no pegging (sorry, SFP)
He can spank her and tie her up. But she doesn’t want to spank him or tie him up.
She will do two dudes at once, but not three.
I don’t know what that bottom section means. Maybe it deals with trannys?
Having said all that, I’m baffled how any man can consent to his SO having sex with other men. Where’s his dignity?
He can finger her vag and butthole, but no fisting.
She will play with his junk and ballsack.
He can tongue her vag and butthole. She will suck his junk and ballsack, but not his butthole.
She’s also open to 69.
He can frick either her vag or butthole, but she will not stick anything in his arse, so no pegging (sorry, SFP)
He can spank her and tie her up. But she doesn’t want to spank him or tie him up.
She will do two dudes at once, but not three.
I don’t know what that bottom section means. Maybe it deals with trannys?
Having said all that, I’m baffled how any man can consent to his SO having sex with other men. Where’s his dignity?
This post was edited on 5/5/25 at 2:42 pm
Posted on 5/5/25 at 2:47 pm to Darth_Vader
All the off limit items that other men can’t do to her are probably listed in the Q(uee)R code on his drawers as what these same men can do to him. 
This post was edited on 5/5/25 at 2:49 pm
Posted on 5/5/25 at 3:01 pm to OysterPoBoy
quote:But it looks like she can bang 2 dudes at the same time, as long as the guys are each of a different race
The only thing I can tell is she isn’t allowed to fist the guy.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 3:03 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:
She will do two dudes at once, but not three.
Setting healthy boundaries is very responsible of her.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 3:08 pm to stout
If someone even gets close enough to snap the QR code, she a ho.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 3:24 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:
I don’t know what that bottom section means. Maybe it deals with trannys?
As best as I can tell, it means that she's ok with straight or bisexual men in the threesome as well as being in a two woman threesome, but she doesn't want to have any direct sexual interaction with the other woman.
While the entire premise is absurd, I actually found deciphering the hieroglyphs to be an interesting brain exercise
Posted on 5/5/25 at 4:48 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:
Having said all that, I’m baffled how any man can consent to his SO having sex with other men. Where’s his dignity?
So, you’re obviously not into wife-swapping?
Posted on 5/5/25 at 4:56 pm to Traffic Circle
When humans are long gone, this type of stuff will baffle the evolved cockroach anthropologist who will eventually decipher it come to the concussion that she was a ho and that the human species deserved to go extinct.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 5:01 pm to stout
Idk what's going on and I'm good with that
Posted on 5/5/25 at 5:37 pm to stout
Posted on 5/5/25 at 5:51 pm to Jorts R Us
2 pages and no pics of said hooer. Smh
Posted on 5/5/25 at 5:52 pm to schatman
quote:because that dumb shite is fake. Cmon
2 pages and no pics of said hooer
Posted on 5/5/25 at 6:00 pm to cgrand
I'm not sure which is worse, than any man would agree to this shite, or that you need a goddamned Rosetta Stone and the Guide to Attack Helicopters to read the damned thing.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 6:19 pm to Mid Iowa Tiger
They frick trannies?:barf:
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