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re: Couple sells all possessions to start a new life on the sea, boat sinks 2 days into trip..

Posted on 2/12/18 at 9:39 am to
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51680 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 9:39 am to
He's also a sleazy time share salesman
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 9:39 am to
From her Facebook page

quote:

Sailing, camping, gypsy, hippie, minimalist, vegan, nature loving pug lady





Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83937 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 9:41 am to
I think they were trying to go to the Carribean. 28 footer will get you there.

And the age of the boat isn't really an issue if it's adequately maintained and repaired.

shite, there were guys who used to sail the world in 26 footers.

But it's stupid to think you can just buy a fricking boat and sail to the Carribean. Sailing takes practice and, most importantly, familiarity with the waters. It's why these fricktards are in the predicament they are in.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19528 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 9:47 am to
I don’t believe there will be nearly enough breast on that boat for a lengthy voyage.
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 9:51 am to
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However, the couple, who has been left with just $90 in cash,


Holy shite, what world class frick ups.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 9:53 am to
You can tell these fools have no real experience with boats. I wouldnt take a 50 year old 28' sailboat across lake P if you paid me $300 to do it.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69106 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 9:56 am to
Two uber drivers, tired of working buy a 50 year old boat and decide to become sailors? Lol
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49406 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 9:59 am to
Spending the 10 grand on some tits would be a better investment.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 10:03 am to
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quote:
“You only have one life. Why spend it doing what you don’t love. Money isn’t everything!”



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The pair are seeking $10,000 to rescue the ship


Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money!
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 2/12/18 at 10:05 am to
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260689 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 10:06 am to
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and purchased a 49-year-old boat in Alabama


A 50 year old boat, 28' long to sail the world.
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 10:09 am to
I've seen many try shite like this with zero experience. The best was a mother father and son. They pulled up to the dock at five knots and slammed into the dock. It took them over an hour to tie up thier 30' POS sailboat. The son in his 20's and 40 pounds overweight gets off the boat wearing a cowboy hat with a feather in it, a green velvet vest, some weird pants and a giant knife tied to his hip. His dad in his 50's and over 250 pounds took over 10 minutes to get off the boat. His mom who was (I shite you not) over 300 pounds couldn't get off the boat, and didn't the 5 days they were there.

I asked the son what happened to thier boat (the stern railing was ripped off). He told me they had bought the boat 30 miles up the coast and bad weather had ripped off their dingy thier first day ever on the water. He was like " I don't understand, they were only calling for small craft advisory and we have a big boat."

They were sailing around the world.

Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19528 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 10:14 am to
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10 grand on some tits would be a better investment.


Get her a boob job and then a job as a stripper. In addition to the stripper money, she gets hooked into the coke pipeline at the titty bar. Pretty soon we’re talking a $20,000 boat to put on the bottom of the bay.
This post was edited on 2/12/18 at 10:16 am
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 10:20 am to
They should have hired Captain Ron.

Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 10:21 am to
frick these two, what happened to the dog?
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 10:22 am to
How big of a boat would you need to feel moderately comfortable trying to sail the world?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260689 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 10:25 am to
quote:

How big of a boat would you need to feel moderately comfortable trying to sail the world?


Probably 35' minimum.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103099 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 10:29 am to
They are all dead now. No doubt.
Posted by BourreTheDog
Member since May 2016
2345 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 10:29 am to
quote:

Life is about choices.....


Darwin’s Birthday is today.......
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51827 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 10:33 am to
Caption on the bottom picture on her fb.


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SAILING ACROSS THE GULPH OF MEXICO


What could possibly go wrong?
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