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re: Could you score a point against Serena Williams in a tennis match?
Posted on 7/15/19 at 12:16 am to Clames
Posted on 7/15/19 at 12:16 am to Clames
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erena's fastest serve is #4 amongst womens' records. The mens' records are much faster, even those at the bottom of the list. John McEnroe stepped all over the little feefees of those like stupid Bob here when he stated that Serena would be around 700 in the mens circuit. McEnroe stated that he teaches and plays against teen males that serve faster than Serena, serves she would struggle to return.
All his irrelevant. And wrong.
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Posted on 7/15/19 at 12:22 am to diddlydawg7
I find women's tennis boring. And given three months to train, yes, I could score a point against her. I could whoop her arse at table tennis too, fricking today!
Posted on 7/15/19 at 12:24 am to diddlydawg7
The only way I would score a point on her is if she tripped on her way to returning my serve down my throat.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 12:36 am to Langland
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I could whoop her arse at table tennis too, fricking today!
How about Zhang Yining or Wang Nan?
Posted on 7/15/19 at 12:39 am to Obtuse1
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How about Zhang Yining or Wang Nan?
I probably wouldn't score a point.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 1:17 am to Langland
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find women's tennis boring. And given three months to train, yes, I could score a point against her. I could whoop her arse at table tennis too, fricking today!
Based on your moving thread, Serena would look at you and you would cry.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 2:49 am to diddlydawg7
In my Army days sure, I probably would have been able to get a few in. Now now not soo much, I might be able to get one in on her now but that is a big maybe.
This post was edited on 7/15/19 at 2:57 am
Posted on 7/15/19 at 2:58 am to diddlydawg7
If she double faulted on serve.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 3:08 am to diddlydawg7
No. I have no touch and either miss it or hit it out of bounds.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 3:36 am to NimbleCat
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I could likely get an ace in on a serve.
You’re not convincing me or anybody else that you would get an ace on Serena fricking Williams.
This post was edited on 7/15/19 at 3:37 am
Posted on 7/15/19 at 5:04 am to FightnBobLafollette
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All his irrelevant. And wrong
Poor stupid Bob. Life must be hard for you...
Posted on 7/15/19 at 5:09 am to diddlydawg7
No way. Her 100+mph serve would own me.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 5:10 am to TheDeathValley
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Possible but highly improbable for someone with athleticism. That is not me.
Has nothing to do with athleticism in this scenario.
If you haven't played tennis before, you have no chance. You could be Julio Jones or Lebron James and it wouldn't matter.
Imo, and because most people arent familiar with junior tennis, the very top high school kids are taking points and games off of Serena. Division I guys this thread isnt even a question.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 5:24 am to Deactived
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Imo, and because most people arent familiar with junior tennis, the very top high school kids are taking points and games off of Serena. Division I guys this thread isnt even a question.
Do you have a link to a video, article, first hand claim or anything to prove this statement true? I’ll bet not
Posted on 7/15/19 at 5:27 am to diddlydawg7
A point? Sure. I could not score a game though
Posted on 7/15/19 at 5:32 am to Clames
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Poor
Wrong.
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stupid
Wrong
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Life must be hard for yo
Wrong.
You keep failing.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 5:34 am to Deactived
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top high school kids are taking points and games off of Serena. Division I guys this thread isnt even a question.
I’m not sure about games. But points, ok.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 5:38 am to SouthernImmigrant
Its first hand knowledge. I hated to include high school tennis because overall it is garbage and the competitive and serious juniors dont really mess with it. If I started talking about junior tennis rankings and whatnot, no one would have a clue what I'm saying.
I played competitive tennis until I was 18 years old. Could have gone to plenty of Div 1 schools and played but I went to college for vet school.
About the only person on here that could back me up is lsupride87. He knows who my coaches were and the other guys who I trained with coming up as a teenager.
I played competitive tennis until I was 18 years old. Could have gone to plenty of Div 1 schools and played but I went to college for vet school.
About the only person on here that could back me up is lsupride87. He knows who my coaches were and the other guys who I trained with coming up as a teenager.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 5:38 am to Clames
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Poor stupid Bob. Life must be hard for you...
He is a fricking retard isn't he? You think he knows that 95% of us think that about him?
Nah...me neither.
Posted on 7/15/19 at 5:44 am to Deactived
So you personally scored a point on Serena Williams? Because that would be first hand knowledge to your claim that high school kids have scored points and won sets against Serena Williams.
I think you’re full of shite
I think you’re full of shite
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