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Posted on 9/22/21 at 7:08 pm to jamboybarry
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Your pubes ain’t worth that much
There is a pube fair in Ft Collins CO and they are paying $5 per pube.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 7:13 pm to rebel cat
Life on the line, yeah.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 7:15 pm to oleyeller
Maybe I can get injured on the job and threaten to sue and as much loans I could get and sell everything. That’s all I got.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 7:17 pm to ItzMe1972
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Sure, but I'd have to rob a bank.
You might have to rob a few. They don't carry as much cash as they used to.
This post was edited on 9/22/21 at 7:18 pm
Posted on 9/22/21 at 7:18 pm to rebel cat
That's an easy one...
Step 1. Kidnap Americans at Gunpoint
Step 2. Demand Ransom from the U.S. Government
Step 3. Retire Comfortably
Step 1. Kidnap Americans at Gunpoint
Step 2. Demand Ransom from the U.S. Government
Step 3. Retire Comfortably
Posted on 9/22/21 at 7:22 pm to stout
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How does one go from habitual druggie jailbird / part-time bartender to suddenly claiming they can get their hands on $1 million all in less than a few years time?
I'm still trying to figure out how he can have access to it but can't get his hands on it.
This post was edited on 9/22/21 at 7:25 pm
Posted on 9/22/21 at 7:38 pm to Kcrad
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I'm still trying to figure out how he can have access to it but can't get his hands on it.
You remember the "this is your brain on drugs" commercial with the eggs and the frying pan?
Posted on 9/22/21 at 7:41 pm to rebel cat
I’d have my lead butler give it to me.
My bad baw
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If you have over 1m don’t post
My bad baw
Posted on 9/22/21 at 7:43 pm to GRTiger
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I could scrounge up the other half by selling my wife and kids.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 7:45 pm to rebel cat
My kids would have to miss out on their allowance for the week, but they would understand.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 7:45 pm to rebel cat
Maybe...Not really worth the hassle though. Just kill me.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 7:52 pm to OWLFAN86
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Could you find 1m dollars to save your life in 24 hours?
sell my hair
People are paying to get lice these days?
Posted on 9/22/21 at 8:00 pm to rebel cat
401 kbut that ain't liguid that fast
Posted on 9/22/21 at 8:33 pm to rebel cat
Alonzo, Alfonzo, I'm dead by midnight at a stoplight.
This post was edited on 9/22/21 at 8:40 pm
Posted on 9/22/21 at 8:34 pm to GentleJackJones
quote:No one said anything about it having to be cash sport.
No. Unless you actually have it - i.e., cash in a safe, I’m not sure how one would get it. A bank isn’t giving you $1M in cash with that little notice.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 8:38 pm to ItzMe1972
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Sure, but I'd have to rob a bank.
Banks don’t even keep that much cash on hand anymore
Try withdrawing 10k on a moments notice
Posted on 9/22/21 at 8:45 pm to stout
How does one go from habitual druggie jailbird / part-time bartender to suddenly claiming they can get their hands on $1 million all in less than a few years time?
By lying on the internet
By lying on the internet
Posted on 9/22/21 at 8:46 pm to el Gaucho
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I think E*TRADE would make me wait a day or so for it to hit the bank
You can get a line of credit on your portfolio so depending on the specific securities you own and how much they are worth you might be able to swing it provided your life is worth a margin call.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 8:53 pm to rebel cat
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Could you find 1m dollars to save your life in 24 hours?
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24 hours. How would you do it?
Y'all know he's planning on kidnapping some of y'all, right?
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