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re: Could you eat an entire pizza at once?

Posted on 5/23/18 at 1:24 am to
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 1:24 am to
quote:

Could you eat an entire pizza at once?



I used to do this all the time when I was a kid, even like 3/4ths of a pizza when I was a teenager and my stomach would be flat as hell the next day.

But now that I've gotten older and my metabolism has slowed down quite a bit, I can only eat like 2-3 slices, maybe 4 if I'm really, absurdly hungry.
Posted by IllegalPete
Front Range
Member since Oct 2017
7182 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 1:44 am to
If I was really high or had just finished a 10-20 mile hike or run, then hell yeah I can eat an entire pizza. Maybe even 2!

(I could probably do it right now, but in the situations above I wouldn't feel like a worthless piece of shite doing it)
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15551 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 2:31 am to
My friend almost housed an entire Little Caesars Pizza in 5 minutes flat. Only had a thin strip of crust left between him and glory.



Same guy almost ate two All-Star Specials from WaHo in 45 minutes. Truly a giant among men.
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
36518 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 5:29 am to
I’ve done it once.

Had a meet my freshman year where I ran the 10k on Friday morning and 5k on Sunday evening. Our coach ordered a shite ton of pizza for the team after the meet ended Sunday for the ride back to Monroe and I polished off one of the larges by myself (or at least mostly if I remember right). Honestly don’t think I could do it again tho as I’ve never even come close.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11535 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 5:42 am to
I could eat an entire Lit sized pizza, but not a regular large.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
43354 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 5:52 am to
We used to eat at least that at the Sicily's and Mr. Gatti's buffets.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
18666 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 5:55 am to
A whole thin crust is very doable.

I can’t if it’s normal or stuffed crust.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
66593 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:06 am to
I would feel like total shite after but I believe I could do it


Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:10 am to
I could eat half for lunch and half for dinner, maybe 3/4 in one sitting.
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
8876 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:20 am to
Depends on how many slices
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53310 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:21 am to
Frozen pizza, yes.
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
14623 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:25 am to
My sister had a BF that was a glutton. It was a site to see this boy eat. My Mother would feed any of our friends but he was the only one she would turn away. Somehow he has stayed within our group of friends. I heard his new GF is a glutton too. They ordered two large pizza and they finished them off by themselves. He is normal size (on the skinny side) and she is a thick.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:27 am to
I thought that was normal.
After a long and hard week of workouts and work I will sometimes eat a whole pizza on Saturdays. But it is the only thing I eat that day.
This post was edited on 5/23/18 at 6:30 am
Posted by hrryhll
England
Member since Apr 2018
708 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:29 am to
Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
32736 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:30 am to
My roommate at LSU comes home for Thanksgiving our freshman year:

1/2 - 12# turkey
Approx 1/2# honey ham
1/2 casserole dish of broccoli casserole
1/2 pan of cornbread dressing
6 dinner rolls
1/2 - choc pie
1/2 - pecan pie

fricker was a machine

On topic: yes I could. My senior year of HS a late night snack was a whole box of full size Hostess powdered donuts and a quart of choc milk.
This post was edited on 5/23/18 at 6:31 am
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 7:13 am to
Back in college, I could easily do it without thinking about it, but I was getting probably 3+ hrs a day of exercise also. Now, when I eat pizza, I usually have over half leftover. On a bet, I could probably make myself do it, but I'd be very uncomfortable for a long while after.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
19841 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 7:24 am to
quote:

Yes, but eating an entire large pizza shouldn’t be normal for a person of any size


I kinda agree. But a large pepperoni pizza has ~2300 calories in it. In the peak of my marathon training, I should be eating 3500 calories a day. A large pizza is no problem for me as long as I'm aware of the macros I need to eat with my other 1200 calories.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
35299 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 7:29 am to
Maybe a thin crust.

Definitely not anything else.
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
5141 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 7:31 am to
I ate my first large pizza in the 5th grade after a baseball tournament so, yea.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
44439 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 7:38 am to
A large thin crust dominos yes
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