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re: Could you defeat an ancient army with an M4 and cases of ammo? Added other parameters

Posted on 8/17/26 at 4:22 pm to
Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
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Posted on 8/17/26 at 4:22 pm to
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Most ancient armies will likely start worshipping you as the god of war or death.




ETA: Added parameters: You can have a suppressed rifle AND the enemy doesn’t initially know your position.
This post was edited on 8/17/26 at 4:30 pm
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77983 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 4:29 pm to
Bruh, if you start killing warriors from a distance, far outside the range of arrows, with a loud club that shoots “magic”, those motherfrickers are gonna start thinking you are the avatar of Ares or something.



When they say “ancient”, I’m assuming Roman, Greek, Egyptian, or earlier.
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Added parameters: You can have a suppressed rifle AND the enemy doesn’t initially know your position.
You don’t need suppression.

The “boom” would add to the mystique.

Think how the ancient army would react when they get in shield formation and the bullets pass right through their armor.

That shite would be terrifying to them.

Small holes just appearing on the bodies of fellow soldiers who are writhing in pain or just drop dead.

That is witchcraft.

There are obvious issues. For starters, a single barrel wouldn’t last you 60,000 rounds.

This post was edited on 8/17/26 at 4:41 pm
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56131 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 4:52 pm to
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These threads are fun. Just idle message board chatter. Not serious stuff.


Yeah, you're right. Forget I said anything.
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
5088 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 4:55 pm to
Am I a Gurkha?

Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
5088 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 5:00 pm to
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If you was to put me, 3 Silverbacks, 1 Chimpanzee, an M4, and 60 cases of ammo anywhere up to and including one mile of Alexander the Great with a clear line of sight... pack your bags, fellas, war's over.


What if Ronda Rousey is on Alexander's side?
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
25330 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 5:30 pm to
Not a chance. I calculate the minimum it would take is 40 good guys. And they would need to have barrel changes, probably 4 each.

i imagine about going back in time to the south in the civil war. The soldiers can take everything they can hold off the ground for 15 seconds. 200 soldiers minimum to change the war. With 6 doctors. You have to figure you'd have to maintain a strict 24 hour guard on all supplies, taking probably 10 out of combat. And it would have to be early in the war. Being able to move to locations would be a key factor.

But in your case. No way. It would be hard even against 200 once they figured out what you could do.
Posted by Deplorableinohio
Member since Dec 2018
8179 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 6:01 pm to
Stupid question and hypothesis.

Custer’s 7th Cavalry of 225 well armed soldiers were killed by approximately 2,000 Sioux led by Crazy Horse in about 20 minutes. Only one in five Sioux had any guns, and most were of poor quality relative to the soldiers.

So the answer is absolutely no.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77983 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 6:31 pm to
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Custer’s 7th Cavalry of 225 well armed soldiers were killed by approximately 2,000 Sioux led by Crazy Horse in about 20 minutes. Only one in five Sioux had any guns, and most were of poor quality relative to the soldiers.
Again, “ancient army”.

The Sioux knew what guns were. Firearms weren’t new.

You drop a firearm into Ancient Greece or Rome, it’s a whole different story.

These were societies that took statues to court and threw them in the sea when they found human shaped chunks of marble guilty. The gods were omnipresent.

Everyone is disregarding what these soldiers would think of invisible objects causing tiny holes in the bodies of the comrades by a loud, fire spitting, magical club.

That is witchcraft. They would freak the frick out.
This post was edited on 8/17/26 at 6:32 pm
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63069 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 6:34 pm to
quote:

Could you defeat an ancient army with an M4 and cases of ammo?


Did not work with the British (armed with guns, rifles, artillery, etc) against the Zulus with nothing but spears and hide shields. Shure the British killed the first wave to two but eventually the Zulus closed and slaughtered all of them in close combat.
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
26926 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 6:48 pm to
Give me a nice piece of high ground thats hard to get at an M2 with all the ammo and spare barrels i need. I suspect they'll figure things out eventually but there won't be near as many of them as there were to start with by the time they do.

One man? No chance. Three or four could absolutely hurt that army.
This post was edited on 8/17/26 at 6:51 pm
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
32961 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 6:57 pm to
Need to add some flamethrowers to the arsenal
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
21590 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 6:58 pm to
The rifle more than likely overheat and have a catastrophic failure if they all charged you and you had to stay on trigger.
Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
3699 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 7:01 pm to
What if a person were to identify Alexander early on and send a green tip his way?
This post was edited on 8/17/26 at 7:03 pm
Posted by Grnbud
Member since Jan 2025
251 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 7:07 pm to
After a few minutes of that, I'm sure they would just go around.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
17565 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 7:12 pm to
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Not a chance. I calculate the minimum it would take is 40 good guys. And they would need to have barrel changes, probably 4 each.

This sim has been done a number of times (not accounting for barrel changes and reloads) in TEBS; here is 100 modern US soldiers/jarheads against 16 Legions:
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
22167 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 7:18 pm to
At minimum you’d need a serious bunker position and quite a few M60s.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85505 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 8:33 pm to
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Some of thse shields would be very effective against M4s or AR 15s.


Good point. Ideally I’d have an AR10. That’d be perfect.
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
10085 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 8:45 pm to
You would definitely do some damage. The psychological effect on the enemy would be significant.
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
5914 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

High ground was given as a scenario


Oh, well then it’s over Anakin..
This post was edited on 8/17/26 at 8:48 pm
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
72752 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 8:49 pm to
quote:

not accounting for barrel changes and reloads


Or friendly fire obviously
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