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Cottonelle shifts from shite-arse bears to eating arse
Posted on 9/10/22 at 9:37 am
Posted on 9/10/22 at 9:37 am
As you may know, Cottonelle has had their shite-arse bears as their TP spokesmammals for years.
Well, they're apparently shifting gears.
New commercial has a couple sitting on a couch (can't tell if it's a mixed race or if she's just light skinned) getting lovey-dovey when it pauses to caution to "make sure you're clean down there" and then gives a demo where a finger wipes a blue gel (tootpaste?) on competing brands.
Moral of the story - make sure your arse is clean in case there's arse-eating in the offing.
ETA: As pointed out, the shite-arse bears are Charmin mascots.
So this is Cottonelle's answer to that fricked up ad campaign.
Well, they're apparently shifting gears.
New commercial has a couple sitting on a couch (can't tell if it's a mixed race or if she's just light skinned) getting lovey-dovey when it pauses to caution to "make sure you're clean down there" and then gives a demo where a finger wipes a blue gel (tootpaste?) on competing brands.
Moral of the story - make sure your arse is clean in case there's arse-eating in the offing.
ETA: As pointed out, the shite-arse bears are Charmin mascots.
So this is Cottonelle's answer to that fricked up ad campaign.
This post was edited on 9/10/22 at 9:51 am
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Posted on 9/10/22 at 9:39 am to udtiger
arse eating Szn
Posted on 9/10/22 at 9:40 am to udtiger
You sure they're not talking about eating pussy?
Posted on 9/10/22 at 9:40 am to udtiger
Posted on 9/10/22 at 9:41 am to udtiger
OT baws love eating arse, just see every NSFW thread here...
This post was edited on 9/10/22 at 9:41 am
Posted on 9/10/22 at 9:41 am to udtiger
Posted on 9/10/22 at 9:43 am to udtiger
I think you have your commercials mixed up. The bears hawk Charmin.
Posted on 9/10/22 at 9:45 am to udtiger
Posted on 9/10/22 at 9:46 am to KajunLass
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I think you have your commercials mixed up. The bears hawk Charmin
Even better...competing weird fricking ad campaigns
Posted on 9/10/22 at 9:46 am to upgrayedd
Nothing wrong with a little clitty litter
Posted on 9/10/22 at 9:48 am to udtiger
Charmin is tGOAT don’t get it twisted
Posted on 9/10/22 at 9:49 am to udtiger
He tossed my salad like his name Romaine.
Posted on 9/10/22 at 9:50 am to Proximo
#teamkirkland
Posted on 9/10/22 at 9:52 am to udtiger
That commercial is for a low income demographic..
The sophisticated were using bidets, Tucks, and showering before sex, long before generic wet wipes arrived en-masse..
Aghast at that commercial's premise, in just imagining still wiping your arse or junk with dry paper only..before getting intimate.,tisk tisk..
The sophisticated were using bidets, Tucks, and showering before sex, long before generic wet wipes arrived en-masse..
Aghast at that commercial's premise, in just imagining still wiping your arse or junk with dry paper only..before getting intimate.,tisk tisk..
Posted on 9/10/22 at 9:54 am to udtiger
That brand is on a roll.
Posted on 9/10/22 at 9:55 am to udtiger
Do you think the only thing people wipe with TP is their asses?
Or do you think the only interaction people have “down there” is eating asses?
Or do you think the only interaction people have “down there” is eating asses?
Posted on 9/10/22 at 9:57 am to TheRoarRestoredInBR
Posted on 9/10/22 at 10:00 am to udtiger
Posted on 9/10/22 at 10:00 am to udtiger
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can't tell if it's a mixed race or if she's just light skinned
Posted on 9/10/22 at 10:02 am to udtiger
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in case there's arse-eating in the offing.
With jelly or syrup?
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