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Cop in panties-munching scandal speaks out: ‘My career is over’

Posted on 11/4/18 at 8:15 pm
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71180 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 8:15 pm


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The Brooklyn detective who says his salty sergeant shoved her panties in his mouth hasn’t been back to work since the Oct. 7 incident, and that he is now an outcast.

“Nobody will ever take me seriously … I’m known as the panty-eater. To do my job is impossible,” he said.


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Last month, the heterosexual Falcon said he mentioned to colleagues that a man in one of his cases had asked him out on a date, prompting Guerra to quip, “There’s nothing wrong with taking it in the a– because my husband does.” Later “the running joke was I should sleep with him for bagels,” an unamused Falcon said.


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In 2017, Falcon said he was telling co-workers that he had started dating someone when Guerra snarked, “If she doesn’t call you back it’s because you’ve got a little d–k!”


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“My poor wife comes home and cries at night,” the husband said.



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Meanwhile, a raunchy photo of Falcon — dressed as a flasher exposing a prop penis at a department Halloween party, flanked by Guerra — was leaked, Falcon believes, in an “attempt to publicly shame and discredit” him.


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This post was edited on 11/4/18 at 8:21 pm
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 8:19 pm to
Adam Scott doppelganger

Posted by tiger91
In my own little world
Member since Nov 2005
40256 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 8:23 pm to
He's right -- had HE done that to HER, he'd be fired.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98663 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 8:36 pm to
He should’ve tapped that azz instead.

Instead, now he’s ghey and unemployed
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17789 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 9:06 pm to
quote:

salty sergeant


Great adjective for this story
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
Member since Feb 2013
2846 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 9:12 pm to
I'm kinda curious what he means by salty
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71180 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 9:13 pm to
She likes salt on her margarita glass
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
15767 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 11:46 pm to
quote:

She likes salt on her margarita glass

Is that code for spraying jizz on her butt hole?
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 11/5/18 at 6:01 am to
Should’ve just plowed her and got it over with.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21521 posts
Posted on 11/5/18 at 6:15 am to
The salty sergeant. Meh.



Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 11/5/18 at 6:18 am to
quote:

‘My career is over’

It should be; you got punked by a drama queen bitch

quote:

“My poor wife comes home and cries at night,” the husband said.

I would too if I had to come home to you.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31592 posts
Posted on 11/5/18 at 6:20 am to
quote:

the heterosexual Falcon



Good porn name
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8190 posts
Posted on 11/5/18 at 6:43 am to
quote:

hasn’t been back to work since the Oct. 7 incident, and that he is now an outcast.


Nice lawsuit setup, bro.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39226 posts
Posted on 11/5/18 at 7:50 am to
She looks like she might get rough. IWHI
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
16416 posts
Posted on 11/5/18 at 8:55 am to
quote:

She looks like she might be from LP
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
79735 posts
Posted on 11/5/18 at 8:56 am to
quote:

“Nobody will ever take me seriously … I’m known as the panty-eater. To do my job is impossible,” he said.


the choices we make...
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
79735 posts
Posted on 11/5/18 at 8:56 am to
quote:

Adam Scott doppelganger


was going to post the same thing
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 11/5/18 at 9:06 am to


Posted by mastersleestak
Foul's Creche
Member since Dec 2014
426 posts
Posted on 11/5/18 at 10:20 am to
quote:

I’m known as the panty-eater


Yep. frick just one goat.......
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