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Confesion time for the OT

Posted on 11/6/26 at 7:08 am
Posted by lsubatman1
Member since Feb 2009
2285 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 7:08 am
Come all ye faithful and confess!
What sins have plaged you through the week?
What have you to tell your brothers and sisters of www.tigerdroppings.com
Myself? Well now i have a confesion or two to get ofd my chest!
I confess to not properly waying my produce at the walmart self checkout!
Those apples i just bought were, not in fact, bananas!
“Give me your burden and i will lend you my ear of sympathy”- confusious
This is lsubatman1 and these are part 2 of my confesions
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
158060 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 7:10 am to
I confess that this thread is dumb.

Also, that's not a haiku. You should make the confessions be submitted in haiku form...I miss the old OT Bud Light haiku threads.



This thread is stupid
You should not have posted it
And you should feel bad
This post was edited on 11/6/26 at 7:38 am
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
81269 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 7:14 am to
Words of wisdom fail
Your post defies all reason
Even fools despair
Posted by canyon
MM23
Member since Dec 2003
22657 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 7:18 am to
I don’t confese to an imaginary middle man.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
34218 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 7:22 am to
quote:

Come all ye faithful and confess! What sins have plaged you through the week? What have you to tell your brothers and sisters of www.tigerdroppings.com Myself? Well now i have a confesion or two to get ofd my chest! I confess to not properly waying my produce at the walmart self checkout! Those apples i just bought were, not in fact, bananas! “Give me your burden and i will lend you my ear of sympathy”- confusious This is lsubatman1 and these are part 2 of my confesions

Heartfelt confession
Your crass misuse of language
Shakes me to my core
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
47412 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 7:26 am to
I flogged the porpoise last night.
Posted by SUB
Silver Tier TD Premium
Member since Jan 2009
26955 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 7:27 am to
Batman is a thief now?
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
19585 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 7:31 am to
One time I saw someone put tomatoes in gumbo, and I failed to beat the ever living shite out of them.

Sorry, baws. I have sinned and fallen short of the glory of the OT.
This post was edited on 11/6/26 at 7:32 am
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
7440 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 7:33 am to
I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
47412 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 7:34 am to
I'm a man trapped in a lesbian's body
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
75842 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 7:34 am to
quote:

I confess to not properly waying my produce at the walmart self checkout!


This is not the weigh.
Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek, Ca
Member since Jul 2020
5819 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 7:35 am to
This thread is not good
I wish I never clicked it
I will not stay here
Posted by Usual Suspect
Living rent free
Member since Jun 2013
2600 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 7:36 am to
quote:

Batman is a thief now?


Die a hero or live long enough to become the villain
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
22061 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 9:00 am to
Serious question, are you related to LSUCoyote?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
181790 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 9:02 am to
We must be in purgatory having to read dumb shite forever
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
26133 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 9:05 am to
I confess, in official form:

I harbor hatred
In my heart for my neighbor
Her dogs piss me off
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8850 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 9:06 am to
OK! I'll talk!

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...

When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...

But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
2892 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 9:25 am to
Your obsession with confession is distression.

quote:

Confesion


I see the problem. You are holding back. Bring all the letters, and be free of your burdens.

This post was edited on 11/6/26 at 9:26 am
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
26673 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 9:35 am to
Posted by Louisianalabguy
Member since Jul 2017
2149 posts
Posted on 11/6/26 at 10:51 am to
quote:

One time I saw someone put tomatoes in gumbo, and I failed to beat the ever living shite out of them.

Does putting a can of rotel tomaties count? Been doing that for a while and haven't had any complaints yet.
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