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re: Colorado Woman has ‘heavenly orgasms’ in threesomes with husband — and God NSFW

Posted on 9/28/21 at 3:37 pm to
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
17592 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 3:37 pm to
Obviously I can't compete with Jesus. But iwhi.
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29730 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 3:43 pm to
Dumb blonde really believes that the 3rd guy in the room is God simply because his name is Jesus - as in Hey-Suse.
Posted by IlikeyouBetty
Bossier City, LA
Member since Nov 2010
1642 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 3:49 pm to
Want to see those warlocks.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 3:53 pm to
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Apparently God told her to use anal beads in that one video.


Of course, for spiritual cleansing.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

Apparently God told her to use anal beads in that one video.




Why would God have given us the ability to think up the very idea of anal beads, not to mention the capacity to manufacture them, if we were not to use them in online videos? When you think about it, it's kind of an affront to God to not use anal beads.
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
7233 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 3:56 pm to
Big tits makes up for all her flaws.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

Why would God have given us the ability to think up the very idea of anal beads, not to mention the capacity to manufacture them, if we were not to use them in online videos? When you think about it, it's kind of an affront to God to not use anal beads.


Posted by moontigr
Dark Side of the Moon
Member since Nov 2020
7608 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 4:25 pm to
yeahhhhhhh, that's a little too thick for my tastes.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
71098 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 4:26 pm to
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Want to see those warlocks.



Not that impressive

Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18537 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 4:37 pm to
I’m not clicking but she’s got to be fat
Posted by GatorPA84
PNW
Member since Sep 2016
6283 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 5:06 pm to
Pussy
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17446 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 5:13 pm to
She is right in my wheelhouse.

1. A few pounds overweight.
2. Low self esteem.
3. Likes sex.
4. Loves Jesus.
Posted by Grievous Angel
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Dec 2008
10895 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 5:21 pm to
Would. Easily. Even with Jesus.
Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
7401 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 6:11 pm to
Jesus is a chubby chaser? Who knew!
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
52560 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 6:12 pm to
So God loves skanks, too?

Posted by HamzooReb
Utah
Member since Mar 2013
13895 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:08 pm to
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a devout Christian and OnlyFans model


She should look up what a devout Christian is. Being a filthy fricking whore doesn't sound too devout to me.
Posted by heatom2
At the plant, baw.
Member since Nov 2010
13092 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:16 pm to
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She should look up what a devout Christian is. Being a filthy fricking whore doesn't sound too devout to me.


Most Christians are hypocrites, so seems about right to me.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33527 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:35 pm to
This is NOT a selfie. Nice try though.

But who cares. I’d fricking ravage that chunky monkey and get my dick hot-dogged by those huge titties.

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This post was edited on 9/28/21 at 8:37 pm
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6219 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:35 pm to
Does this classify her husband as a cuck?
Posted by Boomdaddy65201
BoCoMo
Member since Mar 2020
4529 posts
Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:50 pm to
So she takes it in the can
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