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re: CNN: Arkansas to open beaches

Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:38 pm to
Posted by TheChosenOne
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Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:38 pm to
You have obviously never visited the highly acclaimed tourist destination known as Baton Rouge beach.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:39 pm to
CNN lovers about to intentionally miss the humor and be like "there's beaches on lakes and rivers, SIR "
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:40 pm to
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I mean yes, but it just sounds odd for them to say that.


I had a lake house in Arkansas growing up, and we’d call the edge of the lake the beach. I don’t find it odd at all.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:42 pm to
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Some loose sandy like soil near a lake does not equal a beach.


Dictionary.com

beach[ beech ]
noun
an expanse of sand or pebbles along a shore.

Meets the definition perfectly.
Posted by tigerbandpiccolo
Member since Oct 2005
49482 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:44 pm to
Right. But it would make more sense in the context of “Arkansas” to say the lakes are opening. If I’m there and we are going towards a beach I’ll call it a beach. But we don’t say “going to the beach this weekend!”, we say that we are going to the lake.

I feel like most are being obtuse and getting into the semantics when really it’s just a funny headline considering Arkansas is a landlocked state.

PS: the lakes have BEEN open so this really isn’t news.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:44 pm to
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I had a lake house in Arkansas growing up

And if you also had a house at Gulf Shores, you would say " I have a house at the lake and a house at the beach." You wouldn't say " I have houses at two beaches."
Posted by tigerbandpiccolo
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:44 pm to
Thank you—exactly!
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:45 pm to
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Lakes have beaches...



Are people really dumb enough not to know this? The OT everyone! lol
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:47 pm to
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Right. But it would make more sense in the context of “Arkansas” to say the lakes are opening. If I’m there and we are going towards a beach I’ll call it a beach. But we don’t say “going to the beach this weekend!”, we say that we are going to the lake.


The lake could be open and the beaches closed. Now the beaches are open.

You obviously call the overall location The Lake. But if you were on a boat at the lake you very well might say

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Lets go anchor the boat and hang on the beach.
This post was edited on 5/19/20 at 8:48 pm
Posted by Clark14
Earth
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Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:50 pm to
Should they just be called shores no matter where they are?
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:51 pm to
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And if you also had a house at Gulf Shores, you would say " I have a house at the lake and a house at the beach." You wouldn't say " I have houses at two beaches."


I’d refer to them both as beaches.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:54 pm to
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But we don’t say “going to the beach this weekend!”, we say that we are going to the lake.


Yeah, if you refer to the lake chances are because you have a boat you put on that lake. If you’re just going swimming in the lake but don’t have a boat, you’ll tell people staying at your lake house that you’re going down to the beach and swimming. How many people that go to what you solely refer to as the beach have a boat that they go out on the ocean? None?
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
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Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:55 pm to
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Guess you’ve never been to the sandy beaches of Lake Ouachita?


Zoom in. Looks like fricking rocks to me.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:56 pm to

Why aren't beach houses called ocean houses by your logic?
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:57 pm to
Fine place from what I’ve heard
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22814 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:58 pm to
Impressive industrial fire alarm you have there.
Posted by tigerbandpiccolo
Member since Oct 2005
49482 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 9:09 pm to
You can’t really access the “beaches” without the boat. You’re reaching so very hard to make sense of what was otherwise supposed to be a humorous headline. Good grief.
Posted by Quidam65
Q Continuum
Member since Jun 2010
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Posted on 5/19/20 at 9:19 pm to
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Like trying to call a four story building a skyscraper.



In Wichita Falls, it actually IS a skyscraper:

LINK
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 9:40 pm to
A beach is defined as a land area next to a body of water that is composed of loose particles.

By that definition, there are some beautiful beaches in Arkansas.

Why The Almighty gave so much natural beauty to Arkansans is beyond me.
Posted by jpbTiger
Tampa FL
Member since Dec 2007
5039 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 10:16 pm to
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Why aren't beach houses called ocean houses by your logic?


Because they’re on the beach, and not in the ocean?
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