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DawgfaninCa
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CIA document states "Russian soldiers were turned to STONE" after Alien attack
Here's an "article" that is very scary if true. It's entitled, CIA document states "Russian soldiers turned to STONE" after Alien attack.


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According to a declassified CIA report, a troop of Russian soldiers—who managed to shoot down a UFO—were turned into STONE by surviving aliens. The declassified report is available at the official website of the CIA.



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According to a set of documents provided by the CIA, Russian soldiers gunned down an Unidentified Flying Object. After the craft crash landed, its occupants—of otherworldly origin—confronted the military resulting in human soldiers turning into stone.

The declassified set of documents states how 23 Russian soldiers were ‘killed’ by as many as FIVE extraterrestrial beings after an alien encounter after soldiers gunned down the ET craft.

The declassified documents, now freely available at the official website of the CIA, is in fact a translation of a Ukrainian newspaper that wrote about the incident.

The newspaper report composed from a 250-page KGB dossier on the alleged UFO attack includes images and witness testimonies, according to the Daily Express.




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The declassified report states how: “Five short humanoids with large heads and large black eyes got out.”

2 soldiers are believed to have survived the attack.

As weird as it sounds, the report states how after the UFO was shot down, five ‘otherworldly beings’ emerged from the crashed UFO. The beings merged in what was described as a massive ball of light which eventually exploded, turning 23 Russian soldiers into stone.

The declassified document states:

“The KGB report goes on to say that the remains of the ‘petrified soldiers’ were transferred to a secret research institution near Moscow.”

“Specialists assume that a source of energy still unknown to Earthlings instantly changed the structure of the soldiers living organisms, having transformed it into a substance whose molecular structure was no different to limestone.”

At the end of the report, a CIA agent wrote: “If the KGB file corresponds to reality, this is an extremely menacing case.”

“The aliens possess such weapons and technology that go beyond all our assumptions.”


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With a source like that this thread belongs on the poli board.


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Legit AS frick.


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re: CIA document states "Russian soldiers were turned to STONE" after Alien attack
So they could turn the Russians into stone but they couldn't avoid being shot down?


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re: CIA document states "Russian soldiers were turned to STONE" after Alien attack
snopes says its bull shite.


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re: CIA document states "Russian soldiers were turned to STONE" after Alien attack
Ancient code.com.



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re: CIA document states "Russian soldiers were turned to STONE" after Alien attack
My goal in life, is to have sex with an alien if they do arrive. Male or female, I'm getting the butthole


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re: CIA document states "Russian soldiers were turned to STONE" after Alien attack
Soo where are the aliens now?


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re: CIA document states "Russian soldiers were turned to STONE" after Alien attack
From the "document" linked:

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AS REPORTED BY THE AUTHORITATIVE CANADIAN MAGAZINE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS




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re: CIA document states "Russian soldiers were turned to STONE" after Alien attack
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they could turn the Russians into stone but they couldn't avoid being shot down?



Maybe it was just a passenger ship?

A 747 couldn't avoid being shot down, but of all of its passengers were trained and armes with AR15s they could do some damage after a crash landing


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Dingeaux
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re: CIA document states "Russian soldiers were turned to STONE" after Alien attack
so if they were shot down, where are they now?


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re: CIA document states "Russian soldiers were turned to STONE" after Alien attack
Such a document does exist on the CIA's unclassified docs server, but there's a key element here that you might have missed - it's simply a reprint from a newspaper in Ukraine, which itself says:

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As reported by the authoritative magazine Canadian Weekly World News


Weekly World News is the same outfit that had the infamous "Bat boy" stories. Authoritative indeed.



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so if they were shot down, where are they now?


I know one of them was QB for University of Tennessee last year.


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re: CIA document states "Russian soldiers were turned to STONE" after Alien attack
That sounds exactly like something that would be declassified.


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DawgfaninCa
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re: CIA document states "Russian soldiers were turned to STONE" after Alien attack
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snopes says its bull shite.


Snopes is not always correct.

The "article" states, "The declassified report is available at the official website of the CIA."

Here's the link.


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re: CIA document states "Russian soldiers were turned to STONE" after Alien attack
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a translation of a Ukrainian newspaper that wrote about the incident.




BS. I've never read a "de"-classified report written so unprofessionally.



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it's simply a reprint from a newspaper in Ukraine, which itself says:

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As reported by the authoritative magazine Canadian Weekly World News


Ah ha! Stupid is as stupid does.


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Aliens promptly asked the petrified soldiers if they could have tree fiddy.


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re: CIA document states "Russian soldiers were turned to STONE" after Alien attack
“The aliens possess such weapons and technology that go beyond all our assumptions.”

And yet cold war tech shot them out of the sky.


Ahem.


bullshiteski.


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