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Chinese students are willing to shove acupuncture needles into their penis to do homework

Posted on 7/29/19 at 10:30 am
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 10:30 am
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A 12-year-old boy in north-west China had to undergo emergency surgery after inserting a 4-inch acupuncture needle into his penis. The teen in Xi'an, Shaanxi province was rushed to hospital on Friday early morning after his mother noticed he was having difficulty walking, according to local reports. The boy, nicknamed Xiaolong, later told his mother that he was trying to keep himself awake while doing his homework when he pushed the 11-centimetre (4.3-inch) needle up his urethra.




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'He had difficulty urinating as the needle had pierced into his urethra and came dangerously close to the bladder,' the doctor said.


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His mother, surnamed Li, told reporters that she first noticed something was wrong when she saw her son having problems walking. 'I told him to speed up, but he kept walking slowly. I then started to scold him,' Ms Li said. 'Then he finally admitted to sticking up a needle into his urethra because he kept nodding off while doing his assignment. I was in shock.' The acupuncture needle belonged to his grandmother and was usually kept in her drawer. Surgeons successfully removed the instrument during a two-hour surgery and the boy is expected to make a full recovery.


Chinese kids are going to dominate our weak kids.
This post was edited on 7/29/19 at 10:30 am
Posted by Manzielathon
Death Valley
Member since Sep 2013
8951 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 10:31 am to
He’s Asian so he only needed 4 inches
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
13729 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 10:32 am to
I think he was doing something perverted and just went with the "homework" story once it got stuck.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24340 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 10:32 am to

Maybe his homework was too hard. Fortunately, he might not have to worry about anything being too hard ever again.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94675 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 10:33 am to
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he was trying to keep himself awake while doing his homework


thats enough internet for today
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76064 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 10:35 am to
Was anyone else really scared to scroll down to that pic?
Posted by Bamboozles
BR
Member since Jul 2008
2421 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 10:36 am to
I had to adjust myself multiple times while reading this.....O to U to the C to the H
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
74689 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 10:37 am to
I feel like Asian parents sometimes take things too far when it comes to schoolwork
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20242 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 10:38 am to
Well, did it work?

Was he able to finish his homework?
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
23218 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 10:39 am to
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
9925 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 10:43 am to
The dog ate my homework
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14910 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 10:44 am to
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The dog ate my homework


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Chinese student


Should be the other way around.
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
12921 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 11:10 am to
funny, i would have done the same thing to avoid doing homework
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26227 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 12:02 pm to
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He’s Asian so he only needed 4 inches


Everyone on this site exaggerates. 2 inches would suffice.
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25917 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 12:09 pm to
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Chinese student


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4-inch acupuncture needle


Not legit
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103822 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 12:54 pm to
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4.3-inch) needle up his urethra.



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came dangerously close to the bladder,



Lol he have a 1 inch dick?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 7/29/19 at 12:55 pm to
Then they've inherited the world. I'm not going that far.

Start learning Mandarin baws.
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