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Chinese students are willing to shove acupuncture needles into their penis to do homework
Posted on 7/29/19 at 10:30 am
Posted on 7/29/19 at 10:30 am
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Chinese kids are going to dominate our weak kids.
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A 12-year-old boy in north-west China had to undergo emergency surgery after inserting a 4-inch acupuncture needle into his penis. The teen in Xi'an, Shaanxi province was rushed to hospital on Friday early morning after his mother noticed he was having difficulty walking, according to local reports. The boy, nicknamed Xiaolong, later told his mother that he was trying to keep himself awake while doing his homework when he pushed the 11-centimetre (4.3-inch) needle up his urethra.
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'He had difficulty urinating as the needle had pierced into his urethra and came dangerously close to the bladder,' the doctor said.
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His mother, surnamed Li, told reporters that she first noticed something was wrong when she saw her son having problems walking. 'I told him to speed up, but he kept walking slowly. I then started to scold him,' Ms Li said. 'Then he finally admitted to sticking up a needle into his urethra because he kept nodding off while doing his assignment. I was in shock.' The acupuncture needle belonged to his grandmother and was usually kept in her drawer. Surgeons successfully removed the instrument during a two-hour surgery and the boy is expected to make a full recovery.
Chinese kids are going to dominate our weak kids.
This post was edited on 7/29/19 at 10:30 am
Posted on 7/29/19 at 10:31 am to arseinclarse
He’s Asian so he only needed 4 inches
Posted on 7/29/19 at 10:32 am to arseinclarse
I think he was doing something perverted and just went with the "homework" story once it got stuck.
Posted on 7/29/19 at 10:32 am to arseinclarse
Maybe his homework was too hard. Fortunately, he might not have to worry about anything being too hard ever again.
Posted on 7/29/19 at 10:33 am to arseinclarse
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he was trying to keep himself awake while doing his homework
thats enough internet for today
Posted on 7/29/19 at 10:35 am to arseinclarse
Was anyone else really scared to scroll down to that pic?
Posted on 7/29/19 at 10:36 am to arseinclarse
I had to adjust myself multiple times while reading this.....O to U to the C to the H
Posted on 7/29/19 at 10:37 am to arseinclarse
I feel like Asian parents sometimes take things too far when it comes to schoolwork
Posted on 7/29/19 at 10:38 am to arseinclarse
Well, did it work?
Was he able to finish his homework?
Was he able to finish his homework?
Posted on 7/29/19 at 10:44 am to Rockbrc
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The dog ate my homework
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Chinese student
Should be the other way around.
Posted on 7/29/19 at 11:10 am to arseinclarse
funny, i would have done the same thing to avoid doing homework
Posted on 7/29/19 at 12:02 pm to Manzielathon
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He’s Asian so he only needed 4 inches
Everyone on this site exaggerates. 2 inches would suffice.
Posted on 7/29/19 at 12:09 pm to arseinclarse
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Chinese student
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4-inch acupuncture needle
Not legit
Posted on 7/29/19 at 12:54 pm to arseinclarse
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4.3-inch) needle up his urethra.
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came dangerously close to the bladder,
Lol he have a 1 inch dick?
Posted on 7/29/19 at 12:55 pm to arseinclarse
Then they've inherited the world. I'm not going that far.
Start learning Mandarin baws.
Start learning Mandarin baws.
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