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Children are freaking super computers

Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:36 pm
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:36 pm
Its amazing how strong willed children are even at 8 weeks. My son is at the point where he can focus on something with his eyes and process what he sees. Absolutely incredible. He will literally fuss until he get what he wants and then stop it on a dime.



Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
18636 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:38 pm to
Just wait until the part where he stops shitting himself throughout the day
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26415 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:39 pm to
First baby huh?
Posted by TigerHuck
Member since Oct 2007
481 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:40 pm to
Gratz on the sex?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34937 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:40 pm to
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He will literally fuss until he get what he wants and then stop it on a dime.



Sounds like me trying to have sex with my wife.
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
10820 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

First baby huh?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65497 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:43 pm to
If your putative son is truly smart and strong-willed, with quickness he’ll carry himself to the nearest Fire Station and appeal for adoption.
Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
13292 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:45 pm to
Not that impressive since it takes them at least a year to walk.
Posted by weaveballs1
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
3037 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:07 pm to
quote:

He will literally fuss until he gets what he wants and then stop it on a dime.



You sure it isn't a she?
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7309 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:09 pm to
Talk to me when he's knocking a 70 mph fastball out of the park.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19178 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:10 pm to
The human brain is a marvel. I'd like to see us somehow unlock the full potential and complete understanding of it before I die. Would be cool.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
18390 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:13 pm to
Ummmm. K.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167071 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:14 pm to
He will be selling more carpet than you in no time.
Posted by thejudge
Westlake, LA
Member since Sep 2009
14036 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

Sounds like me trying to have sex with your wife
Posted by biohzrd
Central City
Member since Jan 2010
5602 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:29 pm to
He gets his smarts and good looks from me. You're welcome. It was the least I could do after drinking all your booze.
This post was edited on 5/18/20 at 5:31 pm
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61094 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:30 pm to
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Children are freaking super computers



That's not impressive. Quantum computers can't even function at a level equivalent to a 2 year old.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10850 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:36 pm to
In a few years he’ll be eating dirt.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21905 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:37 pm to
Wait till he shits in your hand.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30261 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:37 pm to
They’re supercomputers infected with a pop up virus.
Posted by td1
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2015
2827 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 6:12 pm to
Mine aren't, been trying to reboot them for months.
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