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Children are freaking super computers

Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:36 pm
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:36 pm
Its amazing how strong willed children are even at 8 weeks. My son is at the point where he can focus on something with his eyes and process what he sees. Absolutely incredible. He will literally fuss until he get what he wants and then stop it on a dime.



Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
21045 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:38 pm to
Just wait until the part where he stops shitting himself throughout the day
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34844 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:39 pm to
First baby huh?
Posted by TigerHuck
Member since Oct 2007
485 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:40 pm to
Gratz on the sex?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45574 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

He will literally fuss until he get what he wants and then stop it on a dime.



Sounds like me trying to have sex with my wife.
Posted by DomincDecoco
RIP Ronnie fights Thoth’s loafers
Member since Oct 2018
12017 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

First baby huh?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76226 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:43 pm to
If your putative son is truly smart and strong-willed, with quickness he’ll carry himself to the nearest Fire Station and appeal for adoption.
Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
13292 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:45 pm to
Not that impressive since it takes them at least a year to walk.
Posted by weaveballs1
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
3448 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:07 pm to
quote:

He will literally fuss until he gets what he wants and then stop it on a dime.



You sure it isn't a she?
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8100 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:09 pm to
Talk to me when he's knocking a 70 mph fastball out of the park.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24518 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:10 pm to
The human brain is a marvel. I'd like to see us somehow unlock the full potential and complete understanding of it before I die. Would be cool.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:13 pm to
Ummmm. K.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184703 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:14 pm to
He will be selling more carpet than you in no time.
Posted by thejudge
Westlake, LA
Member since Sep 2009
15253 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

Sounds like me trying to have sex with your wife
Posted by biohzrd
Central City
Member since Jan 2010
5926 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:29 pm to
He gets his smarts and good looks from me. You're welcome. It was the least I could do after drinking all your booze.
This post was edited on 5/18/20 at 5:31 pm
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64718 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

Children are freaking super computers



That's not impressive. Quantum computers can't even function at a level equivalent to a 2 year old.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
11051 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:36 pm to
In a few years he’ll be eating dirt.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23356 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:37 pm to
Wait till he shits in your hand.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
34315 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:37 pm to
They’re supercomputers infected with a pop up virus.
Posted by td1
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2015
3227 posts
Posted on 5/18/20 at 6:12 pm to
Mine aren't, been trying to reboot them for months.
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