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Children are freaking super computers
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:36 pm
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:36 pm
Its amazing how strong willed children are even at 8 weeks. My son is at the point where he can focus on something with his eyes and process what he sees. Absolutely incredible. He will literally fuss until he get what he wants and then stop it on a dime.
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:38 pm to Mud_Till_May
Just wait until the part where he stops shitting himself throughout the day
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:40 pm to Mud_Till_May
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He will literally fuss until he get what he wants and then stop it on a dime.
Sounds like me trying to have sex with my wife.
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:43 pm to Mud_Till_May
If your putative son is truly smart and strong-willed, with quickness he’ll carry himself to the nearest Fire Station and appeal for adoption.
Posted on 5/18/20 at 4:45 pm to Mud_Till_May
Not that impressive since it takes them at least a year to walk.
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:07 pm to Mud_Till_May
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He will literally fuss until he gets what he wants and then stop it on a dime.
You sure it isn't a she?
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:09 pm to Mud_Till_May
Talk to me when he's knocking a 70 mph fastball out of the park.
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:10 pm to Mud_Till_May
The human brain is a marvel. I'd like to see us somehow unlock the full potential and complete understanding of it before I die. Would be cool.
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:14 pm to Mud_Till_May
He will be selling more carpet than you in no time.
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:21 pm to OysterPoBoy
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Sounds like me trying to have sex with your wife
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:29 pm to Mud_Till_May
He gets his smarts and good looks from me. You're welcome. It was the least I could do after drinking all your booze.
This post was edited on 5/18/20 at 5:31 pm
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:30 pm to Mud_Till_May
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Children are freaking super computers
That's not impressive. Quantum computers can't even function at a level equivalent to a 2 year old.
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:36 pm to Mud_Till_May
In a few years he’ll be eating dirt.
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:37 pm to Mud_Till_May
Wait till he shits in your hand.
Posted on 5/18/20 at 5:37 pm to Mud_Till_May
They’re supercomputers infected with a pop up virus.
Posted on 5/18/20 at 6:12 pm to dkreller
Mine aren't, been trying to reboot them for months.
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