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re: Change Of Pace: Your Closest Call To Death

Posted on 7/8/20 at 7:07 pm to
Posted by 10MTNTiger
Banks of the Guadalupe
Member since Sep 2012
4139 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 7:07 pm to
107mm rocket impacted 6 feet above my head in A 6-inch steel roof beam. Shrapnel went forward of me and the beam took the brunt.
Posted by RoyalWe
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2018
4922 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 7:37 pm to
A friend in my neighborhood had a 15 year old cousin from California visit for the Summer. My 12 year old self thought she was hot as shite, confident, and exotic. She had dark hair and a nose piercing -- it was the first time I had seen that. She also talked about being in a cult and of course we weren't buying it. My friend went to another friend's house in the neighborhood to retrieve his favorite Atari 2600 cartridge or some shite so it was just me and her in the house.

She walked back to the bedrooms and so I followed shortly thereafter under the ruse to use the bathroom (even though there was no one else there -- I guess I was making an excuse for myself if she asked where I was going). When I exited, she was standing in a bedroom looking at me. I might have been young, but I wasn't dumb. The hair on the back of my neck stood up when I saw her pentagram necklace as she pulled off her shirt. I experienced the strange sensation of being lured by her perky boobies, but simultaneously freaked out by the necklace. She picked up a knife she had on the nightstand and cut her wrist as she laughed. I shite my pants and ran out screaming right past my confused friend who was walking back into the house. I didn't see her or my friend for the rest of the Summer and when I asked WTF happened he wouldn't say except that she went back early. I swear my virginity almost died that day. It was a close call. Glad I made it.

Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
55476 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 7:46 pm to
I was kiteboarding in a reservoir in Utah. From trying to jump, the left outer line got wrapped around the corner of the kite. This steers the kite severely in a counterclockwise direction causing multiple loops through the power zone. I was being pulled by the waist at about 15 mph through the water. The force on my arms was so great I could not reach in front of me to pull the release, and although I was above the water level from the waist up, I was throwing a bow wave that was enveloping my head. I could not breath.

This only lasted about 15 seconds, but struggling as I was I was about to drown. At the end of each loop I’d get a short respite, but not enough to reach the release. After about the fifth loop, when I felt panic setting in, the kite paused on the water for about half a second before powering back up. Just as it started to pull I yanked the release, the kite flagged, and I was safe. It was like being waterboarded.
Posted by lionking69
Member since Jun 2020
69 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 7:58 pm to
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Really glad you're better. That's a scary read.


Thanks man. Still an everyday battle for me, but I’m able manage it a lot better and live about as normal a life as I possibly can. Was always too stubborn to get help, but obviously very glad I did.
Posted by lsewwww
Member since Feb 2009
382 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:04 pm to
Doing vaccines on a bull in Claiborne Parish. Some big horned mofo turns around in the chute and I was right behind him about to close the gate. He charged me as I tried to run, got trapped between gate and fence too tall to jump and inexplicably the bull stopped like 2 feet away- He lost sight of me when he got close and I froze I guess. He would have gored me for sure if he kept coming. My boss was pretty mad.
Almost got same thing in 1998 from a Holstein bull
That same a summer a bull killed a guy northeast of Shreveport. Sheriff had to shoot the bull to get the body.
Posted by HogWalloper
LaLaLand
Member since Jan 2020
470 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:07 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/31/21 at 9:51 am
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
55476 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:24 pm to
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Airline crash, plane ran off the end of the runway

Hey, this reminds me. I guy I work with has been in a helicopter crash and a plane crash. The plane could not deploy its landing gear and landed on its belly. The helicopter lost an engine and had to auto-rotate to the ground. Apparently the pilot did it perfectly, because he said it wasn’t even a hard landing. Funny thing is my friend did not know how the helicopter pilot landed without an engine. No curiosity. I had to explain it to him 15 years after the event. “Oh”, he said, after I told him.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
55476 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:25 pm to
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I'm assuming this is a mountain?

That’s what they call the 54 peaks in Colorado above 14,000 feet.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23267 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:27 pm to
When I was about 12 I was riding my bike and had headphones on listening to my Walkman. I wasn’t paying attention and had the music up loud and almost got flattened by a car. He slammed on his breaks, and I bailed and ended up in the ditch. Scared the ever living shite out of me.

Another time when I was a teenager I was helping my old man out in putting in a new electrical outlet and electrocuted myself.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
55476 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:29 pm to
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107mm rocket impacted 6 feet above my head in A 6-inch steel roof beam. Shrapnel went forward of me and the beam took the brunt.

Yikes! I’d be interested in some additional context.
Posted by LongueCarabine
Pointe Aux Pins, LA
Member since Jan 2011
8205 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:31 pm to
Mid 70s, I was a dumb kid riding on logging roads in the woods on my XR75. Was heading back to where we parked the trucks on a dirt road. Instead of stopping when I get to the dirt road, I just shot out into the middle of it.

An old man and his grandson were in a truck and almost hit me. The old man had to swerve into the ditch to avoid me.

After coming to a stop he jumps out of the truck to make sure I’m okay.

The bad part turned out that the next Monday he went to my Dad’s hardware store and recounted his story about almost hitting some kid on a motorcycle. My Dad put two and two together and I was busted. Lost the bike for a month.
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29725 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:32 pm to
Hit an ice patch on January 1, 1998, and tumbled down the side of a mountain sideways. Only three trees in the area, and my truck wedged up against two of them. Only thing that saved me.

If I missed those trees, then it was at least 1500 feet to the bottom of the mountain. No one would have found me till the spring thaw.
Posted by MikeAV8s
Member since Oct 2016
2327 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:32 pm to
When I was working on my private pilots certificate I was practicing some landings, doing touch and goes. I landed really long on one and decided to taxi back to the end of the runway. It was August, hot and humid. Well, I forgot to retract the flaps. Got up in ground effect and the airplane wouldn’t climb. Drifting left of the runway where they were bailing hay. Missed a round bale by inches till I figured out what was going on. Slowly retracted the flaps and climbed out over the trees at the other end of the runway. Came back around, landed, parked, went inside and cleaned my pants. Never did that again.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196549 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:49 pm to
so your pants have been dirty since the next day
Posted by OmniPundit
Florida
Member since Sep 2018
1440 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:56 pm to
Vietnam.
Posted by LordSnow
Your Mom's House
Member since May 2011
6076 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 9:02 pm to
Fob Shank. Taliban rocket hit the roof of the dfac I was in. Army chaplain supposedly lost his leg. Some other injuries. My ears rang for a while.
Posted by diremustang
Member since Oct 2017
2287 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 9:25 pm to
Had two close calls in the past year. First one I was on a phone call with my boss who abruptly hung up on me. If she hadn't I definitely wouldn't have noticed the F150 swerving through a red light at 60+. If I slammed on the breaks a half second later I would have taken that hit straight to the drivers side.

Second was a few weeks ago I blew out a tire driving back from a friend's place. I was going faster than I should have been considering what a hunk of junk my car was at that point, and I lost control when the tire went and ended up doing a 540 roll down a 30 foot embankment onto a busy feeder road. The roof of my jeep was pretty much completely crushed, but fortunately I'm short and ride low, so I walked away with nothing more than a concussion, a few facial lacerations and an arm that might be broken, but doesn't really seemed enough to get checked out yet
This post was edited on 7/9/20 at 10:20 pm
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
47828 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 9:27 pm to
Jumped off a pier (False River) when I was 4 & literally sank like a bolder. Cousin dove down and found me on 1st try or I'd have been a goner.

About 8-10' deep
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
5618 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 9:30 pm to
Got PIT maneuvered by an 18 wheeler in I-20. The dude changed lanes and didn’t even see me. How I didn’t flip, hit another vehicle, or end up pancaked under the trailer he was pulling was a miracle.
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 9:35 pm to
I flew in Navy jets doing carrier operations, have a few hundred hours piloting prop planes, made a couple of hundred skydives, probably the same scuba diving, including some cave diving, rode a couple hundred thousand miles on motorcycles, so many close calls I wouldn’t know where to start, I figure something stupid like the Covid virus will be what takes me out.
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