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re: Champagne- and Viagra-fueled sex marathon put man in the hospital
Posted on 1/12/22 at 11:25 am to DemonKA3268
Posted on 1/12/22 at 11:25 am to DemonKA3268
Champagne is always a risky choice. Too much sugar. It’ll sneak up on your arse.
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Posted on 1/12/22 at 11:25 am to DemonKA3268
Lightweight.
I use crack and meth for my sex marathons.
I use crack and meth for my sex marathons.
Posted on 1/12/22 at 11:32 am to DemonKA3268
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“At the hospital, X-rays confirmed he’d fractured his penis.
Posted on 1/12/22 at 11:34 am to DemonKA3268
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Fortunately it has recovered and it’s a funny story to tell our grandkids.”
I don't think there is a person ever in the history of mankind who wants to hear about their grandparents sexcapades.
Posted on 1/12/22 at 11:35 am to DemonKA3268
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“At the hospital, X-rays confirmed he’d fractured his penis. Fortunately it has recovered and it’s a funny story to tell our grandkids.”
Wait... what?
Posted on 1/12/22 at 11:41 am to DemonKA3268
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“Rob felt under pressure to perform the whole weekend, so he bought some Viagra off the internet.
He must have been wearing Bad Idea Jeans.
Posted on 1/12/22 at 11:43 am to QJenk
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I don't think there is a person ever in the history of mankind who wants to hear about their grandparents sexcapades.
mikelbr says wait just a minute...
Posted on 1/12/22 at 11:48 am to Klark Kent
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It’ll sneak up on your arse.
With all those sex toys, I bet champagne wasn't the only thing sneaking up on his arse.
Posted on 1/12/22 at 11:49 am to 777Tiger
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mikelbr says wait just a minute...
Posted on 1/12/22 at 11:52 am to Centinel
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With all those sex toys
Don't forget the chains and whips. She's kinky
Posted on 1/12/22 at 11:58 am to DemonKA3268
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heard a crack, then saw lots of blood
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:01 pm to DemonKA3268
Sorry for partying?
Don’t care, had secks?
Don’t care, had secks?
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:09 pm to Pax Regis
I get the feeling she is probably OK with this. No pass needed.
Probably likes
too.
Probably likes
too.
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:24 pm to DemonKA3268
Viagara at 32?? Wtf
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:29 pm to DemonKA3268
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It was mortifying when they arrived. In all the drama, we’d forgotten to hide all the sex toys, whips and chains.
Blood everywhere, man in agonizing pain; but she’s worried paramedics may thing she’s freaky?
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Yeah but she looks like she is okay without all of it.
Normally I’d agree, but she does this professionally; so I’d be a little worried about what she looks like after shower sex
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:38 pm to Weekend Warrior79
The best viagra on the market is Mio Energy drink mix.
That shite puts a ton of lead in my pencil.
That shite puts a ton of lead in my pencil.
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:40 pm to Darth_Vader
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Have testosterone levels in young males dropped so low they’re scared they can’t frick a women who looks like her repeatedly for the entire weekend?
I guess they just don't watch as much porn as you.
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:42 pm to tiggerthetooth
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Have testosterone levels in young males dropped so low they’re scared they can’t frick a women who looks like her repeatedly for the entire weekend?
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I guess they just don't watch as much porn as you.
don't know how old I was when that shite became mainstream but at first I was all like, "I don't need that shite!" then a girl turned me on to it and I've been a believer ever since
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:43 pm to EZE Tiger Fan
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The best viagra on the market is Mio Energy drink mix.
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:50 pm to DemonKA3268
For what it’s worth, he has the face of a peyronie’s disease ad.
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