re: Champagne- and Viagra-fueled sex marathon put man in the hospital

Lightweight.

I use crack and meth for my sex marathons.

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Fortunately it has recovered and it’s a funny story to tell our grandkids.”

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I don't think there is a person ever in the history of mankind who wants to hear about their grandparents sexcapades.

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“Rob felt under pressure to perform the whole week­end, so he bought some Viagra off the internet.

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He must have been wearing Bad Idea Jeans.

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It’ll sneak up on your arse.

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With all those sex toys, I bet champagne wasn't the only thing sneaking up on his arse.

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With all those sex toys

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Don't forget the chains and whips. She's kinky

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heard a crack, then saw lots of blood

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I get the feeling she is probably OK with this. No pass needed.

Probably likes too.

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It was mortifying when they arrived. In all the drama, we’d forgotten to hide all the sex toys, whips and chains.

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Blood everywhere, man in agonizing pain; but she’s worried paramedics may thing she’s freaky?

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Yeah but she looks like she is okay without all of it.

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Normally I’d agree, but she does this professionally; so I’d be a little worried about what she looks like after shower sex

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Have testosterone levels in young males dropped so low they’re scared they can’t frick a women who looks like her repeatedly for the entire weekend?

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I guess they just don't watch as much porn as you.

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The best viagra on the market is Mio Energy drink mix.

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