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Champagne- and Viagra-fueled sex marathon put man in the hospital
Posted on 1/12/22 at 10:22 am
Posted on 1/12/22 at 10:22 am
Yeah, that had to hurt
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Makeup artist Isabella Woolf, 25, lives with her long-term partner, Rob Andrews, 32, a car rental manager
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Woolf says: “For our third anniversary we rented a cabin in the country and ordered loads of sex toys, bondage gear and booze.
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“Rob felt under pressure to perform the whole weekend, so he bought some Viagra off the internet.
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“We cracked open the champagne and one glass led to three bottles. “The Viagra worked a treat and we were having a sex marathon. “His manhood must have been suffering, but I didn’t notice as I was drunk. “I jumped on top of him and heard a crack, then saw lots of blood. “He was in agony and thought he had broken his member, so we called an ambulance.
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“It was mortifying when they arrived. In all the drama, we’d forgotten to hide all the sex toys, whips and chains.
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“At the hospital, X-rays confirmed he’d fractured his penis. Fortunately it has recovered and it’s a funny story to tell our grandkids.”
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Posted on 1/12/22 at 10:23 am to DemonKA3268
Please take down my picture.
Posted on 1/12/22 at 10:23 am to DemonKA3268
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At the hospital, X-rays confirmed he’d fractured his penis.
Posted on 1/12/22 at 10:24 am to DemonKA3268
not sorry for partying?
who has these conversations with their grandkids?
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Fortunately it has recovered and it’s a funny story to tell our grandkids.”
who has these conversations with their grandkids?
Posted on 1/12/22 at 10:24 am to MorbidTheClown
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who has these conversations with their grandkids?
I was wondering that myself
Posted on 1/12/22 at 10:25 am to DemonKA3268
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Fortunately it has recovered and it’s a funny story to tell our grandkids.”
Posted on 1/12/22 at 10:25 am to DemonKA3268
Guy at my office got his dick broken by his wife. He said his hip surgery was way worse and he would be willing to break his dick 5 more times rather than have another hip surgery. Young guy, early 30's...
Posted on 1/12/22 at 10:25 am to DemonKA3268
Posted on 1/12/22 at 10:26 am to DemonKA3268
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At the hospital, X-rays confirmed he’d fractured his penis.
Thats not how this works. Your dick doesnt have a bone you can see on xray
Posted on 1/12/22 at 10:27 am to LSUBoo
kudos... perfect use of gif award to you. 
Posted on 1/12/22 at 10:27 am to DemonKA3268
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“At the hospital, X-rays confirmed he’d fractured his penis. Fortunately it has recovered and it’s a funny story to tell our grandkids.”
Ehhhh, no.
Posted on 1/12/22 at 10:27 am to DemonKA3268
Totts and prayers.
Posted on 1/12/22 at 10:27 am to Cosmo
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At the hospital, X-rays confirmed he’d fractured his penis.
Thats not how this works. Your dick doesnt have a bone you can see on xray
maybe yours doesn't...
Posted on 1/12/22 at 10:27 am to Homey the Clown
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Guy at my office got his dick broken by his wife. He said his hip surgery was way worse and he would be willing to break his dick 5 more times rather than have another hip surgery. Young guy, early 30's...
Hip surgery in his early 30s? Damn.
Posted on 1/12/22 at 10:29 am to DemonKA3268
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Champagne- and Viagra-fueled sex marathon
sounds like a typical Sunday morning at my house, except for the hospital part
Posted on 1/12/22 at 10:32 am to DemonKA3268
Could have been me
Posted on 1/12/22 at 10:35 am to Sao
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Totts and prayers.
Thots and prayers.
Posted on 1/12/22 at 10:35 am to Homey the Clown
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Guy at my office got his dick broken by his wife. He said his hip surgery was way worse and he would be willing to break his dick 5 more times rather than have another hip surgery. Young guy, early 30's...
How big of a fella is he?
Posted on 1/12/22 at 10:37 am to DemonKA3268
Would not need viagra for her
Posted on 1/12/22 at 10:38 am to DemonKA3268
So she jumped on him and missed the target.
He should get a lifelong PIIHB pass.
He should get a lifelong PIIHB pass.
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