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re: Chainsaw rec's for home defense
Posted on 3/21/16 at 10:07 pm to lsu480
Posted on 3/21/16 at 10:07 pm to lsu480
quote:
Ya but if the intruder had a piece and shot the tank, which would have to be big to power a chainsaw, the explosion and shrapnel would tear you to pieces.
Yeah but you'd look cool right before he shot you.
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Posted on 3/21/16 at 10:08 pm to upgrayedd
Well ya you would, you would even look cool as you were exploding.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 10:08 pm to Paul Allen
You should ask Ash from Evil Dead. He posts here. He shops smart, S Mart.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 10:08 pm to Paul Allen
I keep a stihl MS391 under my bed and a stihl MS180 on the old ladies side.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 10:09 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
Posted on 3/21/16 at 10:11 pm to upgrayedd
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Posted on 3/21/16 at 10:15 pm to Paul Allen
Pawl...is that you?
Posted on 3/21/16 at 10:28 pm to Paul Allen
Posted on 3/21/16 at 11:22 pm to Paul Allen
Get a dirty apron and a mask made from a human face to go with the chainsaw. The only thing you'd have to worry about is cleaning up the shite splatters on the floor left by the fleeing intruder.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 11:24 pm to Paul Allen
I have a stihl I keep close
Posted on 3/21/16 at 11:27 pm to Paul Allen
Bout time somebody brings some intelligence to the home defense conversation.
Chain saw is one of the top 2 weapons you can have at your disposal.
You're gonna want a good shotgun in the other hand though
And as the poster above said, you can find both in the hunting and outdoors section of your local S-Mart
Chain saw is one of the top 2 weapons you can have at your disposal.
You're gonna want a good shotgun in the other hand though
And as the poster above said, you can find both in the hunting and outdoors section of your local S-Mart
Posted on 3/21/16 at 11:29 pm to Ash Williams
These primitive screw-heads 
Posted on 3/21/16 at 11:46 pm to Paul Allen
Stihl390
Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:44 am to stinkdawg
quote:
Problem is getting the chainsaw to crank up on cue. If the intruder hears wur... wur... wur... "God damn it!" wur...
It doesn't even have to be on, just give one pump/pull of the unmistakable starting cord while the intruder is on the front porch, and he'll shite himself.
Posted on 3/22/16 at 1:36 am to snoozer
Had ta kill a baw with a 17 inch Stihl bout a month ago. Beat the sumbitch ta death widit...wouldn't start..prolly the same bastich what stolt my Husqy. Now that bitch woulda started one pull.
Posted on 3/22/16 at 2:00 am to upgrayedd
quote:
Husqvarna makes the best tactical chainsaws.
Was coming to post this.
ETA:
A good boomstick as backup.
This post was edited on 3/22/16 at 2:05 am
Posted on 3/22/16 at 4:07 am to upgrayedd
quote:
Husqvarna makes the best tactical chainsaws.
My 385xp would go right through them.
Posted on 3/22/16 at 5:57 am to Paul Allen
Ok Ash...
Posted on 3/22/16 at 6:00 am to Paul Allen
You'd lose to any determined attacker with a baseball bat every time, and probably hurt yourself with the chainsaw in the process.
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