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re: Care to share some bad habits of your significant other?

Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:01 am to
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38952 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:01 am to
Anything he finds around the house that seems out of place winds up in the kitchen "junk/misc." cabinet. It's really not that bad because he's picking up and I can usually find stuff, but I don't like that cabinet to get disorderly.

Also, he tends to jack up small power cords making them all twisty. But they are put away neatly, so it's hard to complain.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103134 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:02 am to
That’s not specific to her, that’s just her being female.
Posted by yessir
Here
Member since Apr 2008
6585 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:03 am to
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Mine doesn't make the bed - ever. I have to make the bed every single fricking day.


Meh...we only make the bed when we have company coming over. No point otherwise.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86054 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:04 am to
Constantly doing something on her phone. Constantly. If I took her phone away, I don't know that she could last 10 minutes without a nervous breakdown. (assuming I disallowed her from taking a nap during that time)
Posted by Lsuhack1
Member since Feb 2018
866 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:05 am to

When my wife does the dishes she just piles them all up in a big pile and doesn't put them in the right spot. If i ever get a divorce this is going to be reason #1.
Posted by LSUJuice
Back in Houston
Member since Apr 2004
18016 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:08 am to
It's probably a hint that she wants to get rid of that shitty silverware and buy some nicer stuff.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
43946 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:08 am to
My wife puts shite up where no one can find it. I left it there strategically and now I can't find it!
Posted by Lsuhack1
Member since Feb 2018
866 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:09 am to
quote:

It's probably a hint that she wants to get rid of that shitty silverware and buy some nicer stuff.


not my drawer just there for reference sake.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18303 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:09 am to
Le
quote:

t's see, most have been covered;

drinks bottled water and leaves half empty bottles everywhere

does not turn off lights in rooms she leaves

leaves coffee cups wherever she was last

never changes the toilet paper when the roll is empty

leaves dishes in sink instead of putting in dishwasher

leaves hair bands, clips, etc..., everywhere

opens packages, tags off of clothing, etc.. and leaves the tags/packaging wherever she opened them but doesn't put them in the trash

leaves coffee spoons on counter, now counter has to be wiped b/c coffee, milk, and splenda are all over counter

never feeds or gives water to the dog, damn thing would die if I wasn't there, kids don't bother either

leaves vehicle on empty when she passes at least 5 stations on the way home

leaves vehicle trashed,

i'm sure I'll remember a few others when I check this thread later today


Are we married to the same person??
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
23386 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:12 am to
quote:

When my wife does the dishes she just piles them all up in a big pile and doesn't put them in the right spot. If i ever get a divorce this is going to be reason #1.


I'm all about some organization but I'd tell me wife to get a life if she needed the drawer THAT organized.

My wife doesn't pick up shite like half the others on here. Hair pins all over the house because she wears 4 a day most days and apparently just takes them out literally everywhere. PITA is that they jack up the vacuum. My wife never vacuums, she's clean otherwise but hates vacuuming. So I vacuum and everytime I vacuum I have to stop and pick up multiple hair pins out of it. They make a god awful noise when sucked up too.
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2732 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:14 am to
She shoves my head under the covers, farts, and holds me under.
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Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103134 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:15 am to
My wife has shades of that.

It’s to the point where I don’t bother to put some shite up because she has an order in mind for where everything goes but can’t articulate it well and gets mad when I put things in the wrong place.


We moved somewhat recently and still have boxes of stuff to be dealt with so this is a constant issue.

I try to deal with it by batching the boxes into categories (bedroom, bathroom, kitchen / dining room, etc) and trying to get her to help me with a specific set of them.

It may lead to a mess in some places as we end up with 10,000 bottles of bathroom products on the vanity, but getting rid of the expired stuff and unneeded stuff gets a bunch of boxes out of the way and helps us proceed toward the next mess.
Posted by brian_wilson
Member since Oct 2016
3581 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:28 am to
quote:

That’s not specific to her, that’s just her being female.


She talks more than any female I have ever met. I know women talk more than men, but I talk a lot and I am nothing compared to her. Not even same universe. Same with her friends.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:31 am to
She won't just throw junk mail in the damn trash. It piles up on the bar where we put real mail. I have to go through it constantly and throw away shite that should have never made it inside. I once tried to see how long it would take her to throw it all away, she outlasted me.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:46 am to
she eats too much
Posted by anewguy
BR
Member since Mar 2017
1239 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:53 am to
quote:

taking multiple layers of dirty clothes off in one motion leaving the tangled pile in the laundry



Mine does this. She finally got the hint that it bugs me when I fold her pants with her underwear still on the pants like she was wearing them.
Posted by LSUbase13
Mt. Pleasant, SC
Member since Mar 2008
15060 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:54 am to
My wife never flushes her dumps for some reason (she cites water conservation). She also just pours a little water into the toilet bowl after peeing to dilute it. I don't care about this pissing thing too much, but lifting the lid and seeing a chocolate submarine is annoying.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
21619 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:56 am to
Doesn't close things...she puts lids back on things but doesn't tighten them, leaves cabinet doors open and occasionally leaves the door or trunk to her car open saying, "I wasn't done getting my stuff out, and forgot to go back and close it"...but she's hot and so much more awesome than I deserve...so I let it slide.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31323 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:57 am to
I almost started this thread earlier. Sometimes the OT just gets me.

Mine has two that drive me nuts.
1. She uses my shoes to take the dog out. She ruined a pair of flip flops and Sperrys by using them in a wet back yard to take out the dog. The Sperrys I was particularly upset about because they were well broken in and I found them sitting on the back porch caked with mud.
2. She can’t be on time for anything. Work, doctors appointments, daughters dance recital. She will take two hours to get ready and start getting ready an hour before it’s time to leave. And it drives me nuts because I’m 15 mins early for everything.

We left for vacation this morning and i wanted to leave by 8. I told her we were leaving at 7. We hit the road at 7:45. I didn’t mention that.
Posted by HollyWoodCole
CA
Member since Nov 2017
1255 posts
Posted on 6/14/18 at 11:58 am to
Her daily average for toilet paper usage is obscene.

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