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re: Captain Crunch stabbed at Clear Lake boat launch

Posted on 8/20/26 at 8:11 am to
Posted by olehickory1767
Member since Dec 2024
372 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 8:11 am to
I’d never wish ill on anyone, but this guy was just asking to get hurt. What a dick head and I have no sympathy for guy.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
11293 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 8:20 am to
quote:

No cap'n stabbin' jokes?

Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
25966 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 8:27 am to
Posted by HarryHoudini
Member since Oct 2025
1868 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 8:27 am to
Well maybe he should stop filming strangers going about their lives.

I’ll never have sympathy for people doing this type of crap. In fact they’re basically asking for it.

This post was edited on 8/20/26 at 8:29 am
Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
3752 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 9:58 am to
These boat launch live stream videos really took off during covid. Started in Miami and spread east. First one was the guy streaming people getting wrecked at Haulover.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Waltzing Between the Raindrops
Member since Oct 2007
25068 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 10:00 am to



Thought they were talking about this little guy, and said to myself, "Oh shite. That was bold. Wonder how that worked out for them."

quote:

Captain Crunch is a famous, massive American alligator living at Alligator Alley in Summerdale, Alabama. He is roughly 13 feet 2 inches long, weighs over 800 pounds, and is known for holding a measured bite strength record of 2,982 pounds.


Posted by ob1pimpbobi
College Station
Member since Jul 2022
3447 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 10:14 am to
That was highly entertaining.
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
27979 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 10:43 am to
I am not suggesting he deserved to be stabbed but I would be pissed if he was filming my kids and putting them on social media...is that even allowed without parental permission?

Also, he seems like a big prick.
Posted by possumlover
Austin, TX
Member since Jul 2012
144 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 10:57 am to
The Cart Narcs guy can't be too far behind.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
57723 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 11:21 am to
quote:

The Cart Narcs guy can't be too far behind.



At least the cart narcs guy is calling out pieces of shite that are too lazy to do a basic civil duty.

This guy just basically films people trying to do something that is somewhat difficult for the inexperienced while making fun of them, and then posts it on yt where thousands of people watch it.
Posted by Chris ALL Capps
Member since Jan 2024
900 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 11:21 am to
I put this loser on the same level as those 1st amendment auditor creeps. I couldn't imagine going through my adult life trying to antagonize people into a confrontation for content or some type of litigation.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31449 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 11:32 am to
quote:

I would be pissed if he was filming my kids and putting them on social media...is that even allowed without parental permission?


In general children have the same expectation of privacy in public as adults. With limits like voyeurism and harassment. There are some limits on commercial use of the images or video but I would have to do some research to see if monetized YT videos would be covered under that.

I was hoping the Chud the Builder situation would calm some of this down but it doesn't seem like it has.
Posted by tzimme4
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
34352 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 11:40 am to
Sounds like Mr Crunch FAFO
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
11701 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 11:43 am to
As someone who has boated for over 20 years, we all sometimes do something stupid at the boat ramp. If you can think of something stupid that can happen when launching or receiving a boat I can promise you that I have done it. Except dying.

Those times are embarrassing and you always feel a sense of urgency to get out of the way so others can launch. The last thing you need is some GoPro a-hole calling you out. frick him.
Posted by PotatoChip
Member since May 2014
5406 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 11:46 am to
This guy crunch was egging it on constantly instead of being an adult and walking away. Shouldn’t be constantly filming and antagonizing people in public for views.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
35252 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 11:53 am to
I always cracked up at boat launches... Look for the brand new boat with the plastic fenders on the trailer, will be great entertainment..

I had a family trying to put their boat on a trailer as I pulled up to the launch one day. Got out my boat, got my truck, backed down the ramp and drove my boat on the trailer then pulled out to strap everything down.

As I was leaving, the family still hadn't got the boat on the trailer yet...

Good stuff...
Posted by Sams Crow
Idaho
Member since Apr 2026
938 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 12:08 pm to
It'll be interesting to see his next vid: nurses who can't jab an IV properly.
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
12346 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 7:11 pm to
That guy has every right to go where he wants to film and motivate people to argue with him. However when you keep poking at people someone might just snap. Sucks that someone stabbed him but this stirring up people comes with a chance this could happen. First time I've heard of him and watched some of this stuff.
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
7167 posts
Posted on 8/20/26 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

YOUTuber ... was stabbed


If he's the guy that films and antagonizes people having trouble launching and picking up, I don't condone it but he kinda had it coming.

Youtube turned into what Idiocracy was trying to warn us about.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20315 posts
Posted on 8/21/26 at 1:15 am to
Let that under your skin to the point you stab someone?

That’s so dumb. Several felonies cause you can’t control your emotions
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