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re: Can we action this?

Posted on 8/17/26 at 11:03 am to
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
27113 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 11:03 am to
This thread is cracking me up. Also hits close to home.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12941 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 11:39 am to
Anyone that speaks in corporate lingo is a bullshitter.

Fact.
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
6089 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 11:47 am to
quote:

synergy


I want to do physical harm to people that say this to me..
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
75292 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 11:51 am to
I see I’m not the only one who has to sit though a Monday morning manager’s meeting.
Posted by SillyGoosePond
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2026
14 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 11:53 am to
Many of the corporate lingo words are nonsense that are said by counts who want to sound smart.

What sucks is when they ruin a word that isn't all that bad. I have used actionable for a decade because the number of stupid ideas people give. It's a nice way of saying "you might be right but you can't do shite to change that so quit wasting everyone's time".
This post was edited on 8/17/26 at 11:54 am
Posted by I Like Cheeze
Member since Dec 2024
103 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 11:53 am to
Can't you just reply to them "don't talk like a retard"
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
75292 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 11:57 am to
quote:

I dropped “Kerfluffle” in a C Suite meeting and the CEO’s Chief of Staff (his fricking secretary - who doesn’t like me) interrupted the conversation to state that she didn’t appreciate me making light of the situation with “made up words.”

I just stopped and stared at her while five or six people began Googling it on their laptops. Someone read the definition out loud and it fit the discussion perfectly.

Somehow, and this still baffles me, I got counseled on making the Chief of Staff look bad. fricking corporate losers.


So she made a kerfuffle over your use of the word while being too dumb to know what she was doing.
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
2766 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 12:05 pm to
Corporate world is not real.

When you are deep in it, the place morphs you into it in such a way that it makes sense.

After many years, that bs fades. Only when you leave it, do you begin to truly understand it’s non sense.

The language (action this or that). A world unto itself.

The put on’s by corp leaders where real world people have emotions, thinking and behaviors. They are Not machines.

The 10% yoy projections where real world goes up & down

Not real. Hang in there. You are normal!
Posted by Naked Bootleg
Premium Plus® Member
Member since Jul 2021
4045 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

God i hate corporate lingo


have you tried unlocking your synergies?
Posted by clamdip
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Sep 2004
22724 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 12:10 pm to
Y'all make fun of action items, but we've all been in meetings where the person running it does a piss-poor job of assigning, follow-up, dates, etc. Then a month later you're back in the same meeting and nothing has been done and everybody's pointing fingers at each other.
Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
5210 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 12:37 pm to
Can we get a Tiger Droppings mission statement?
Posted by Sams Crow
Idaho
Member since Apr 2026
934 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 12:58 pm to
Sticker on Costco plastic food tray: "This item not ovenable".
Forget everything you know, nouns are the new verbs.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39458 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 1:05 pm to
quote:

Alignment is a popular one lately as well


It has infected us. Ive told employees if you cannot speak to me like a human being do not talk to mr at all
Posted by ELLSSUU
Member since Jan 2005
8170 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

Can we action this?


Per my last touchpoint, I have prioritized aligning our key deliverables to operationalize that ask and maximize value-add across all cross-functional channels.

I’ll circle back once we’ve synergized the core workflows, moved the needle on our high-level milestones, and fully bandwidth-optimized the execution plan. Let’s touch base offline if we need to double-click on any strategic friction points or take a 30,000-foot view before taking this across the finish line!

Ya-Heard!!!
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
73187 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

nouns are the new verbs.




So true.

Posted by Sams Crow
Idaho
Member since Apr 2026
934 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 2:36 pm to
You owe me an apology.
This post was edited on 8/17/26 at 2:48 pm
Posted by wareaglepete
Siberia
Member since Dec 2012
20090 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 3:37 pm to
I am going to try to make "proactive assertiveness" a thing. If you hear pop up in a few months, remember me well.
This post was edited on 8/17/26 at 3:38 pm
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46994 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 3:50 pm to
Can we get some quick wins from this?
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40508 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

Jayden Daniels


What an ungrateful little shite.


He came here to gain exposure, play on the big stage, hone his skills against top-flight competition, and become a high draft pick.

I'd say LSU lived up to their end of the deal, as did he.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37806 posts
Posted on 8/17/26 at 4:24 pm to
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I think we’re going to table this and circle back to it.


Definitely put a pin in it.
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