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re: California - Attack squirrel is sending people to the ER

Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:15 am to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134600 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:15 am to
Watched that last night with John Cleese
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
21918 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:15 am to
They voted for this. No sympathy.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42263 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:19 am to
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20756 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:31 am to
quote:

Notice there’s never a story out of Montegut about an attack squirrel.


But Bama has it covered

Posted by FatMan
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2016
2071 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:46 am to
Mark Rober’s fault
Posted by jlovel7
NOT Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
24078 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:49 am to
quote:

One of his neighbors last year or so called the cops for him using a gas weed eater


Where I’m at may outlaw gas lawn equipment. Amazing how fast the cops in San Francisco show up for that but if a homeless person shits on your lawn and passes out high on heroin they’re nowhere to be found.


What is the penalty for use?
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
111310 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:50 am to
I think the cop that came out was actually cool and didn’t ticket him. Remember the cops and such and most blue collar people out there are still not crazy liberals. Not sure what the ticket was supposed to be
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
38696 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:52 am to
A neighborhood kid and a pellet gun would take care of that if it wasn't in California
This post was edited on 9/25/25 at 10:04 am
Posted by jlovel7
NOT Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
24078 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:54 am to
quote:

think the cop that came out was actually cool and didn’t ticket him. Remember the cops and such and most blue collar people out there are still not crazy liberals. Not sure what the ticket was supposed to be


I’m ready to go down weed wacking. I’ll be god damned if I have to mow my lawn with a wimpy battery powered piece of shite.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
111310 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:57 am to
quote:

A neighborhood kid and a pellet fountain would take care of that if it wasn't in California
When I visit them every year the most astounding thing is the amount of deer that just wonder the neighborhoods and get hit on the highway. Don’t hold me to this but he told me more deer are killed on highways in Marin county than anywhere in America and it’s because they won’t open up any hunting

Hwy 101 through Marin is a bloodbath
This post was edited on 9/25/25 at 9:59 am
Posted by Rex Feral
Somewhere near Athens
Member since Jan 2014
16570 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:58 am to
Must be a tranny squirrel if it's randomly attacking people.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
46793 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 10:04 am to
quote:

Time for CA to levy a squirrel tax.


And get yuge fees for a concealed carry permit for a tennis racket.
Posted by EphesianArmor
Member since Mar 2025
4839 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 10:12 am to
quote:

“It clamped onto my leg. The tail was flying up here. I was like, ‘Get it off me, get off me!’,” Heblack said.


Squirrel: "Sorry for partying."
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
27162 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 10:13 am to
A tennis racket would be effective. Give him a swat in the butt and teach him to fly at the same time.
Posted by bountyhunter
North of Houston a bit
Member since Mar 2012
7127 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 10:19 am to
Crazy. We have about 10 squirrels that we feed with peanuts from petsmart, they walk up to you and we just toss them on the ground in front of them. Very therapeutic.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
62210 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 10:42 am to
Madame Squirrel is in California?
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26040 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 11:44 am to
rabies doesn't come to anyone's mind
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
111310 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 11:56 am to
Almost impossible for a squirrels to have rabies
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26040 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 12:04 pm to
True, when PEP (rabies post-exposure prophylaxis) is considered: public-health authorities assess the exposure. For bites from small rodents like squirrels, PEP is usually not recommended unless the animal showed neurologic/bizarre behavior or the exposure is otherwise high risk — consult local health officials.

But, a squirrel attacking people would, to me, constitute "bizarre behavior." Having been attacked by a bat with rabies, I'm fairly conservative on dealing with this type of stuff.
Posted by dr
texas
Member since Mar 2022
1321 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 12:29 pm to
use the mover, and blame the passed out homeless guy

and tell the cops he identifies as a landscape worker
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