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Bryan Johnson clones himself so he can harvest “newborn” cells for anti-aging
Posted on 7/22/26 at 7:53 am
Posted on 7/22/26 at 7:53 am
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If tweet fails to load, click here. How much longer until God floods it again?
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Posted on 7/22/26 at 7:55 am to StringedInstruments
The backstory of "Brave New World"
Posted on 7/22/26 at 7:56 am to StringedInstruments
Not legal.
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:00 am to StringedInstruments
I THINK he’s simply cloned some cells in a Petri dish (not even an embryo). However he’s clearly wording it for maximal engagement.
This post was edited on 7/22/26 at 8:01 am
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:00 am to StringedInstruments
Well, it's not a clone. He just said clone for clicks. It's his cells in a petri dish.
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:04 am to StringedInstruments
Does jacking off in a Tupperware container and drinking cum milkshakes not accomplish the same thing?
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:06 am to StringedInstruments
Why is it the worst ones are the ones who want to live forever?
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:15 am to MyRockstarComplex
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Does jacking off in a Tupperware container and drinking cum milkshakes not accomplish the same thing?
I wouldn't know and I don't plan on finding out
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:16 am to StringedInstruments
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:19 am to StringedInstruments
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How much longer until God floods it again?
He said he wouldn’t flood it again.
He didn’t say anything about fire tho.
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:31 am to StringedInstruments
Who is Bryan Johnson?
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:47 am to HarryHoudini
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Who is Bryan Johnson?
I first thought it was the lead singer of Ac/DC and was thinking he's on a mission to outlive Angus and the rest of the band.
Then I opened the thread and remembered he spells his name Brian.
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:52 am to PJinAtl
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I first thought it was the lead singer of Ac/DC and was thinking he's on a mission to outlive Angus and the rest of the band.
I'd much prefer they just clone AC/DC.
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:54 am to StringedInstruments
Angus, you're on deck.
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:56 am to StringedInstruments
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How much longer until God floods it again?
Well, He promised to never do that again, so…. Never
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:59 am to St Augustine
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I THINK he’s simply cloned some cells in a Petri dish (not even an embryo). However he’s clearly wording it for maximal engagement.
Yeah, I think this is the case.
Posted on 7/22/26 at 9:46 am to MyRockstarComplex
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Does jacking off in a Tupperware container and drinking cum milkshakes not accomplish the same thing?
Posted on 7/22/26 at 9:52 am to StringedInstruments
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With this clone, I can: + become my own blood boy + test therapies on the clone + grow organs for transplantation + develop new treatments + inject young cells
Wait till someone explains that no.. he cannot legally do any of this and he just cloned himself as a dependent.
IF there is a shred of truth to this.
Posted on 7/22/26 at 9:53 am to StringedInstruments
Never. Maybe read the bible.
Posted on 7/22/26 at 9:53 am to Giantkiller
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I'd much prefer they just clone AC/DC.
Bring back Malcolm!
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