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Bryan Johnson clones himself so he can harvest “newborn” cells for anti-aging

Posted on 7/22/26 at 7:53 am
Posted by StringedInstruments
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Posted on 7/22/26 at 7:53 am


How much longer until God floods it again?
Posted by bad93ex
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Posted on 7/22/26 at 7:55 am to
The backstory of "Brave New World"
Posted by Night Vision
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Posted on 7/22/26 at 7:56 am to
Not legal.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
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Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:00 am to
I THINK he’s simply cloned some cells in a Petri dish (not even an embryo). However he’s clearly wording it for maximal engagement.
This post was edited on 7/22/26 at 8:01 am
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
30508 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:00 am to
Well, it's not a clone. He just said clone for clicks. It's his cells in a petri dish.
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:04 am to
Does jacking off in a Tupperware container and drinking cum milkshakes not accomplish the same thing?
Posted by BitBuster
Lafayette
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Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:06 am to
Why is it the worst ones are the ones who want to live forever?
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:15 am to
quote:

Does jacking off in a Tupperware container and drinking cum milkshakes not accomplish the same thing?

I wouldn't know and I don't plan on finding out
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
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Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:16 am to
Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
16180 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:19 am to
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How much longer until God floods it again?


He said he wouldn’t flood it again.

He didn’t say anything about fire tho.
Posted by HarryHoudini
Member since Oct 2025
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Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:31 am to
Who is Bryan Johnson?
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:47 am to
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Who is Bryan Johnson?

I first thought it was the lead singer of Ac/DC and was thinking he's on a mission to outlive Angus and the rest of the band.

Then I opened the thread and remembered he spells his name Brian.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:52 am to
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I first thought it was the lead singer of Ac/DC and was thinking he's on a mission to outlive Angus and the rest of the band.



I'd much prefer they just clone AC/DC.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:54 am to
Angus, you're on deck.
Posted by The Eric
Member since Sep 2008
25520 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:56 am to
quote:

How much longer until God floods it again?



Well, He promised to never do that again, so…. Never
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
23877 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 8:59 am to
quote:

I THINK he’s simply cloned some cells in a Petri dish (not even an embryo). However he’s clearly wording it for maximal engagement.



Yeah, I think this is the case.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 7/22/26 at 9:46 am to
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Does jacking off in a Tupperware container and drinking cum milkshakes not accomplish the same thing?

Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
18621 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 9:52 am to
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With this clone, I can: + become my own blood boy + test therapies on the clone + grow organs for transplantation + develop new treatments + inject young cells


Wait till someone explains that no.. he cannot legally do any of this and he just cloned himself as a dependent.

IF there is a shred of truth to this.
Posted by Mlear
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2023
267 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 9:53 am to
Never. Maybe read the bible.
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
18621 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 9:53 am to
quote:

I'd much prefer they just clone AC/DC.


Bring back Malcolm!
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