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re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
Posted on 7/9/20 at 7:27 pm to southpawcock
Posted on 7/9/20 at 7:27 pm to southpawcock
quote:
She works out like 3-5 hours a day.
Nobody works out 3 hours per day past 35 years of age. The body simply won’t take that.
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Posted on 7/9/20 at 7:34 pm to Penrod
quote:#MeToo
That was the best of the 40 years with her I’ve had so far.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 8:23 pm to PumpkinPatchKid
quote:
wait this doesn’t feel right
Your fingers are in the wrong spot.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:19 pm to ruzil
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Boom of the century
I really felt like the woman is "grooming" him from the way he wrote. He's going to learn what pegging is the hard way. YOLO.
Posted on 7/10/20 at 3:07 am to FieldEngineer
I dated multiple older women in my 20s and 30s.
Love every one of them. I do miss them to this day.
Love every one of them. I do miss them to this day.
Posted on 7/10/20 at 3:32 am to southpawcock
I read through all 8 pages. No one asked this so I will.
Does she have kids?
Does she have a job?
What does she drive?
Does she have kids?
Does she have a job?
What does she drive?
Posted on 7/10/20 at 3:59 am to southpawcock
Currently with a 46 yo too. It’s fricking NOICE. She doesn’t yell, tell or swell. She gave me a plasma from one of her spare bedrooms after the first weekend we hooked up about a year ago. We usually talk everyday and hook up a couple times a month, neither of us want anything serious so it’s great. Older chicks are chilled the frick out. Highly recommend.
Posted on 7/10/20 at 5:56 am to dakarx
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Menopause can happen in your 40s or 50s, but the average age is 51 in the United States. Menopause is a natural biological process
Use google more idiot
Posted on 7/10/20 at 5:57 am to back9Tiger
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You're just a fricking retard that apparently doesn't know shite about women.
According to your mom I know more than your dad, or the neighbor.
Posted on 7/10/20 at 6:38 am to southpawcock
None of this shite happened... including you getting COVID
Posted on 7/10/20 at 6:54 am to southpawcock
quote:
I'm 32 and she's 46
Just make sure she is financially stable and you could hit the financial jackpot.
If she is 46, more than likely she will go out before you. Make sure you have a million dollar life insurance policy on her. If she is a government worker with a pension when she retires at 55 make sure you are her beneficiary and she opts to get her pension pay out for the rest of her life and beneficiary’s life. If she goes at 70, you will be 56 with mail box money from her plus the life insurance regardless of what you do in life. You will be setup for life and can slay the younger field then.
You can be a real gigalo.
This post was edited on 7/10/20 at 6:56 am
Posted on 7/10/20 at 6:58 am to southpawcock
quote:Gross
. If I'm a good boy I get anal.
Posted on 7/10/20 at 7:09 am to Penrod
quote:
Nobody works out 3 hours per day past 35 years of age. The body simply won’t take that.
Yes it does. There are a lot of people that do it.
Posted on 7/10/20 at 7:13 am to southpawcock
quote:Next time trim your teeth before and maybe you can oralize her.
It's crazy because I trimmed my fingernails that night just willy nilly. It was like it was meant to be. Had no idea that was even close to happening based on the first time hanging out with her.
You are one weird hombre.
Congrats on the impending sex, there may be a crazy reason she’s a free electron.
Posted on 7/10/20 at 7:13 am to TchoupitoulasTiger
No kids.
Has a job.
Drives a SUV looking (well not really but I don't know shite about these cars except they're safe and from Sweden) Volvo.
Has a job.
Drives a SUV looking (well not really but I don't know shite about these cars except they're safe and from Sweden) Volvo.
This post was edited on 7/10/20 at 7:15 am
Posted on 7/10/20 at 7:16 am to soccerfüt
If I hadn't trimmed my nails I would've been nervous about her sticking my finger there the first time. You can really tear some shite up in there with some fricked up fingers. I mean I am a biter and I am trying to kick that habit. So for me to actually pull out the clippers and file them and shite and then for that to happen... insane in my mind.
Not sure how that makes me weird? I think it means I'm a good person.
Not sure how that makes me weird? I think it means I'm a good person.
This post was edited on 7/10/20 at 7:19 am
Posted on 7/10/20 at 7:17 am to southpawcock
quote:Misspelled “Vulva”
Volvo
Posted on 7/10/20 at 7:24 am to southpawcock
quote:
I would've been nervous about her sticking my finger there
Posted on 7/10/20 at 7:29 am to southpawcock
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Posted by
SCgamecock2988
Go rub one out on your own time, kid.
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