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re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman

Posted on 7/9/20 at 5:11 pm to
Posted by Earthquake 88
Mobile
Member since Jan 2010
3011 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 5:11 pm to
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Frick! this thread has me rolling. Haha


No shite. If I only knew what I know now I would have been hitting every divorced 40 to 50 year old good looking woman I could when I was younger. They generally have been married to some guy forever and got divorced when the kids graduated high school. They typically want discretion, no strings attached, and just want to frick. They are comfortable with who they are at that age and generally have money from either their own careers, the divorce, or both. And again all this BS about being all dried out and ragged out is complete and utter horse shite.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12403 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 5:12 pm to
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5700 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 5:16 pm to
No pics of her rack, and it took you way too long to close the deal. Double downvotes are not possible, but it’s the thought that counts.
Posted by oOoLsUtIgErSoOo
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2006
26411 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 5:25 pm to
We will be eagerly awaiting the post weekend updates.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 5:25 pm to
I'm 33. Mine is 25.

You're going to wrong direction bro.
Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
41170 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 5:26 pm to
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We will be eagerly awaiting the post weekend updates.


at the rate he's going, it'll prob be just the tip.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49262 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 5:26 pm to
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Only some fingers have been in her pussy so far but it seemed nice too

Bragging about fingering a chick? Are we sure you're not in 9th grade?
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
58862 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 5:31 pm to
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46


Hard to imagine now, but she was jail bait for me at one point in time.



Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7314 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 5:40 pm to
There's a reason why given the choice between screwing a 25 year old woman and a 45 year old woman, a middle-aged man will choose the younger woman 9 times out of ten.
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
9193 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 5:41 pm to
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48467 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 5:43 pm to
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Hard to imagine now, but she was jail bait for me at one point in time.

She's a little older than me but would be in my date range if I was single. I couldn't handle the drama of a much younger woman.
Posted by jiffyjohnson
1226 miles from Death Valley
Member since Nov 2011
5004 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 5:55 pm to
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quote:
Only some fingers have been in her pussy so far but it seemed nice too.

This is one of the creepiest sentences I’ve read in a decade on this board.


Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56211 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 6:06 pm to
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Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
You're just using her for the AARP discounts and Early Bird specials, right?

Yeah. Me too.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30054 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 6:26 pm to
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she was as tight as an infant and just as smooth


Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
19032 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 6:36 pm to
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First time hanging out was just dinner then drinks then her place then I left (where she said at dinner she really was just checking up on me), second weekend I stayed at her house but she said no sex - did just about everything else. Now the other night she texted me at midnight a topless pic and wants my juice. If I'm a good boy I get anal. I've always had a thing for older women though.. anyone else?



frick all of that shite. Bitch is a complete tease. If I’ve gotta work that hard for a piece of arse, I’m gonna look elsewhere. If she wants the D she can stop with the games or kick rocks.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 6:52 pm to
Id be happy for anything. Actually no. I have standards I won't back down from
Posted by RoyalWe
Prairieville, LA
Member since Mar 2018
3113 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 6:59 pm to
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Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13866 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 7:04 pm to
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Women in their mid-40's are at their sexual peak.
Not in my house by golly.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 7:22 pm to
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It's absolutely true. No way in hell I'd ever share pictures here though.


You know you can blur out the face. Just don’t blur out them titays.

Btw I scrolled through every page before reading one sentence lookin for them pics.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39210 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 7:25 pm to
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Have fun with her saggy, flabby body I guess.

You’ve got a lot to learn. Me and my wife are almost 58. She’s still awesome. She was a state champion swimmer in high school, when we started dating, and in elite shape. But her absolute prime was about 41. That was the best of the 40 years with her I’ve had so far.
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