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Red Stick Rambler
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Jun 2011
350 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
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Dude you are pathetic If you were any type of real pimp, with some slick game, you wouldn’t be on an anonymous message board bragging about it taking WEEKS to have a fling with a woman who is in the prime of her sex drive


Well that's no way to speak about the recently departed....


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SquatchDawg
Georgia Fan
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
9775 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
Maybe he’s trulovin’ and doesn’t want to desecrate the beautiful sweet sweat slapping that occurred on Sunday night and changed his life forever.


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FieldEngineer
LSU Fan
LP trash
Member since Jan 2015
554 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
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Sometimes the most obvious replies are the best. Enjoy yet another in a long line of upvotes


They just keep pouring in. I only fear that I’ll never be able to live up to that again.


BRIllini07
Chicago Cubs Fan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2015
2030 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
I think my personal best was driving 41 in a 22.

It was the year 2000, was stationed in Pearl Harbor, and the only hunting to be had was meeting groups of women tourists who had finally saved up enough money to take their dream vacation to Waikiki.


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Champagne
Neutral Zone
Member since Oct 2007
39653 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
That's the crime scene photo of the Black Dahlia murder. Poor girl. That crime has never been solved.


Jor Jor The Dinosaur
LSU Fan
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
3212 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
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I only fear that I’ll never be able to live up to that again.

Honestly, you wont. You peaked in this thread.

It was a perfect comment, right off the bat.


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Red Stick Rambler
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Jun 2011
350 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
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That's the crime scene photo of the Black Dahlia murder. Poor girl. That crime has never been solved.


Are you sure? I googled "Charleston Crime Stoppers" and when that picture came up I thought maybe it was the OP....


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Hotgin
LSU Fan
Kazakhstan
Member since Jan 2014
523 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
OP I believe everyone is concerned about your well being now.......... and of course the outcome of this weekend


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Mr Clean
Atlanta Falcons Fan
IBERIA Parish Drug Cartel
Member since Aug 2006
43370 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
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Have fun with her saggy, flabby body I guess. You should be going for 20-25 year olds like a normal 32 year old


He said 46, not 86


FLObserver
LSU Fan
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
8846 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
Wow! Came back to see how it all went down and all we seem to have is a soon to be missing person's report


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LoneStar23
USA Fan
USA
Member since Aug 2019
3093 posts
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Red Stick Rambler
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Jun 2011
350 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
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Stay tuned. Hanging out with her tomorrow. Bunch of us going up to Charlotte to drink then I'm driving her back to her house since I'm picking her up. We are riding with another friend though to go up there. She suggested me picking her up. Originally she was going to pick me up at my apartment since my place is on the way to our friend's house who is driving us. So I am going 30 mins in the opposite direction to pick her up, to go right back past my place and then another 15 mins the other way. She wants it bad. So I should sober up by the trip back, drive her back to her place, and drink more then BOW CHICKA WOW WOW. One time I had the perfect balance of buzz/high and I went 20 minutes with a chick. I was hard the whole time but never finished.. she did twice. I want to strike that balance again.


It's been 2 weeks... has a missing persons report been filed yet?


tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30117 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
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One time I had the perfect balance of buzz/high and I went 20 minutes with a chick.




Score some Viagra.She's gonna expect more than that.
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Not_Sure
LSU Fan
Member since Jul 2020
95 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
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It's been 2 weeks... has a missing persons report been filed yet?


Appears his last post was 7/11/20?


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fallguy_1978
LSU Fan
Half mile from St George
Member since Feb 2018
32866 posts
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re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
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Score some Viagra.She's gonna expect more than that.

I found some Viagra at my dad's house when I was like 26 and was curious so I took one before I went over to my girlfriend's house that night.

That shite wasn't made for a healthy young man

I'm about the right age now unfortunately.


tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30117 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
Gave me a terrible headache the 1st time I took 1.

I'm 59 now.I've got a lady friend that seems to get revved up on the Viagra.We split 1 when I come across some.

Tantric Sex./Senior Edition. Image: http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/4th-july/smileys-watching-fireworks.gif


eta: She's turned him into her Gimp by now.
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Hotgin
LSU Fan
Kazakhstan
Member since Jan 2014
523 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
So you just going to leave us hanging?? This whole time we where worried about your well being and you long on and ignore us??


Red Stick Rambler
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Jun 2011
350 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
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So you just going to leave us hanging?? This whole time we where worried about your well being and you long on and ignore us??


SCGamecock2988 was posting Saturday, so at least he's alive...

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My guess is that his absence had something to do with the slow recovery from sphincter reconstruction surgery... but an update from the OP would be appreciated!
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Barnacle Bill
Alabama Fan
Dallas
Member since Jan 2016
346 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
I don't think it turned out the way he planned.


sportsaddit68
LSU Fan
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
3668 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
I think he didn't realize who was getting the anal. He hasn't been able to sit for awhile.


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