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re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
Posted on 7/13/20 at 10:25 am to SCgamecock2988
Posted on 7/13/20 at 10:25 am to SCgamecock2988
quote:How did it go?
If I’m a good boy I get anal
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Posted on 7/13/20 at 10:40 am to SCgamecock2988
quote:
Stay tuned. Hanging out with her tomorrow. Bunch of us going up to Charlotte to drink then I'm driving her back to her house since I'm picking her up. We are riding with another friend though to go up there. She suggested me picking her up. Originally she was going to pick me up at my apartment since my place is on the way to our friend's house who is driving us. So I am going 30 mins in the opposite direction to pick her up, to go right back past my place and then another 15 mins the other way. She wants it bad. So I should sober up by the trip back, drive her back to her place, and drink more then BOW CHICKA WOW WOW. One time I had the perfect balance of buzz/high and I went 20 minutes with a chick. I was hard the whole time but never finished.. she did twice. I want to strike that balance again.
BOW CHICKA WOW WOW. This is how I will always remember the OP... Stay gold, Ponyboy!
This post was edited on 7/13/20 at 11:52 am
Posted on 7/14/20 at 8:36 am to SCgamecock2988
Bump 
Posted on 7/14/20 at 8:37 am to Hogwarts
quote:
Bump
Mark him down as another Corona virus casualty and move on.
Posted on 7/14/20 at 8:44 am to SCgamecock2988
So have i
Posted on 7/14/20 at 9:13 am to SCgamecock2988
quote:
she's 46...she said no sex - did just about everything else
"just about everything else"??? WTF is she 46 or 13? I don't get that shite. You are an adult, you are horny, screw like crazy if you want to.
This post was edited on 7/14/20 at 9:14 am
Posted on 7/14/20 at 9:31 am to ConfusedHawgInMO
I know what's going on - she's 66. Not 46. She's 66 years old, and knows a very good cosmetic surgeon.
Posted on 7/14/20 at 9:33 am to Champagne
She put out?
Posted on 7/14/20 at 9:39 am to Jimmy2shoes
Posted on 7/14/20 at 9:40 am to LoneStar23
:crickets
Posted on 7/14/20 at 9:47 am to Jimmy2shoes
quote:
She put out?
Yes! But it was a mixed experience. Started out good ended up not so good. Picture the "Sexy naked woman in the bathtub" scene from the film "The Shining." Started out fine, ended up with mixed results - probably still hit it. I know that Jack hit that. He wasn't about to be discouraged from getting some strange.
That's how I interpreted the scene, anyway. We've all been there. Her cackling was off-putting, but, drive on anyway. That's what Jack did.
Posted on 7/14/20 at 10:05 am to oOoLsUtIgErSoOo
This post was edited on 7/14/20 at 10:07 am
Posted on 7/14/20 at 10:07 am to SCgamecock2988
quote:
second weekend I stayed at her house but she said no sex - did just about everything else.
quote:
If I'm a good boy I get anal
That's a man, man..
Posted on 7/14/20 at 10:10 am to AUriptide
His last post was Saturday morning. We are outside of the first 48 window
Posted on 7/14/20 at 10:17 am to LoneStar23
Only one answer. She had a dick.
Posted on 7/14/20 at 10:20 am to LoneStar23
Time to file the Missing Persons Report.
Name: SCgamecock2988
DOB: 2/9/1988
Address: South Carolina
Clothing last seen wearing: probably this
Name: SCgamecock2988
DOB: 2/9/1988
Address: South Carolina
Clothing last seen wearing: probably this
Posted on 7/14/20 at 10:21 am to SquatchDawg
quote:
Only one answer. She had a dick.
I'm going with she figured out he was the equivalent of a toddler and not worth the trouble.
OP also asked for a name change over on the SEC Help board. He ain't coming back.
LINK
Posted on 7/14/20 at 10:37 am to BluegrassBelle
quote:
OP also asked for a name change over on the SEC Help board. He ain't coming back.
Lmao good find. He definitely had a bad experience
Posted on 7/14/20 at 11:12 am to LoneStar23
Damn. It must have been real bad if he is trying to change his entire identity. Either that, or he realized the troll life wasn't for him, and needs a fresh start.
Either way OP, that's some weak shite.
Either way OP, that's some weak shite.
Posted on 7/14/20 at 11:31 am to SCgamecock2988
Dude you are pathetic
If you were any type of real pimp, with some slick game, you wouldn’t be on an anonymous message board bragging about it taking WEEKS to have a fling with a woman who is in the prime of her sex drive
If you were any type of real pimp, with some slick game, you wouldn’t be on an anonymous message board bragging about it taking WEEKS to have a fling with a woman who is in the prime of her sex drive
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