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Jor Jor The Dinosaur
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re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman


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Red Stick Rambler
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re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
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Stay tuned. Hanging out with her tomorrow. Bunch of us going up to Charlotte to drink then I'm driving her back to her house since I'm picking her up. We are riding with another friend though to go up there. She suggested me picking her up. Originally she was going to pick me up at my apartment since my place is on the way to our friend's house who is driving us. So I am going 30 mins in the opposite direction to pick her up, to go right back past my place and then another 15 mins the other way. She wants it bad. So I should sober up by the trip back, drive her back to her place, and drink more then BOW CHICKA WOW WOW. One time I had the perfect balance of buzz/high and I went 20 minutes with a chick. I was hard the whole time but never finished.. she did twice. I want to strike that balance again.


BOW CHICKA WOW WOW. This is how I will always remember the OP... Stay gold, Ponyboy!
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Hogwarts
Arkansas Fan
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
14851 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
Bump


oOoLsUtIgErSoOo
LSU Fan
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2006
26379 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
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Bump


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Mark him down as another Corona virus casualty and move on.


Oldestlurkerever
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re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
So have i


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ConfusedHawgInMO
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Member since Apr 2014
2070 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
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she's 46...she said no sex - did just about everything else


"just about everything else"??? WTF is she 46 or 13? I don't get that shite. You are an adult, you are horny, screw like crazy if you want to.
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Champagne
TBD Fan
Subjugated USA
Member since Oct 2007
39621 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
I know what's going on - she's 66. Not 46. She's 66 years old, and knows a very good cosmetic surgeon.


Jimmy2shoes
LSU Fan
The South
Member since Mar 2014
9202 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
She put out?


LoneStar23
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USA
Member since Aug 2019
3062 posts

Hogwarts
Arkansas Fan
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
14851 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
:crickets


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Champagne
TBD Fan
Subjugated USA
Member since Oct 2007
39621 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
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She put out?


Yes! But it was a mixed experience. Started out good ended up not so good. Picture the "Sexy naked woman in the bathtub" scene from the film "The Shining." Started out fine, ended up with mixed results - probably still hit it. I know that Jack hit that. He wasn't about to be discouraged from getting some strange.

That's how I interpreted the scene, anyway. We've all been there. Her cackling was off-putting, but, drive on anyway. That's what Jack did.


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Red Stick Rambler
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Jun 2011
350 posts

AUriptide
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Aug 2009
5373 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
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second weekend I stayed at her house but she said no sex - did just about everything else.


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If I'm a good boy I get anal


That's a man, man..



LoneStar23
USA Fan
USA
Member since Aug 2019
3062 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
His last post was Saturday morning. We are outside of the first 48 window


SquatchDawg
Georgia Fan
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
9774 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
Only one answer. She had a dick.


Jor Jor The Dinosaur
LSU Fan
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
3196 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
Time to file the Missing Persons Report.

Name: SCgamecock2988
DOB: 2/9/1988
Address: South Carolina
Clothing last seen wearing: probably this
Image: https://cdn3.volusion.com/hguec.evkxe/v/vspfiles/photos/G2035-COCKS-South-Carolina-3.jpg?v-cache=1431768386 width=300


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BluegrassBelle
Kentucky Fan
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
83440 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
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Only one answer. She had a dick.


I'm going with she figured out he was the equivalent of a toddler and not worth the trouble.

OP also asked for a name change over on the SEC Help board. He ain't coming back.

LINK


LoneStar23
USA Fan
USA
Member since Aug 2019
3062 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
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OP also asked for a name change over on the SEC Help board. He ain't coming back.

Lmao good find. He definitely had a bad experience


oOoLsUtIgErSoOo
LSU Fan
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2006
26379 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
Damn. It must have been real bad if he is trying to change his entire identity. Either that, or he realized the troll life wasn't for him, and needs a fresh start.

Either way OP, that's some weak shite.


Mr. Hangover
Hawaii Fan
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
32308 posts

re: Bros I've been hanging out with an older woman
Dude you are pathetic


If you were any type of real pimp, with some slick game, you wouldn’t be on an anonymous message board bragging about it taking WEEKS to have a fling with a woman who is in the prime of her sex drive



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