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re: Breaking: Vice President Kamala Harris tests positive for Covid-19

Posted on 4/26/22 at 1:23 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124694 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 1:23 pm to
This is one of those times you wish it didn’t have a 99.5% rate of survival. They should stick her in Joe’s basement for a 2 year quarantine, like they did to us
This post was edited on 4/26/22 at 1:24 pm
Posted by BananaManCan
Member since Sep 2009
4105 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 1:23 pm to
This is great news
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
25416 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 1:23 pm to
Lethargy, fatigue, and reduced cognitive function are all symptoms of an active Covid infection.

I think she's had it for years.
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
23343 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 1:24 pm to
Just more lies.
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
34335 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 1:25 pm to
Hopefully she needs a ventilator and can't find one.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
83466 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

Vice President Kamala Harris



Sorry, but there is only one Kamala as far as I’m concerned:


Posted by Buck Magnum
Springdale
Member since Dec 2003
11625 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 1:32 pm to
The Ugandan giant would probably get more accomplished as vice president.
Posted by JS87
Member since Aug 2010
16688 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 1:33 pm to
How does she keep getting it?

Doesn’t the bitch live with a mask on her face?
Posted by prestigeworldwide
Member since May 2018
299 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 1:33 pm to
We were all doing a tour of the library here and talking about the significance of the passage of Covid right. The significance of the passage of Covid, so when you think about it there is great significance to passage of Covid," Harris said. "There is such great significance to the passage of Covid when you think of a day in the life of our children.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 1:35 pm to
Hell no she doesnt. Only the plebs around her are required to wear them




Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124694 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

The Ugandan giant would probably get more accomplished as vice president


He’s certainly more eloquent
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
11780 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 1:42 pm to

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124694 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 1:43 pm to
Kamala died of the Rona…
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80780 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 1:45 pm to
The correct headline is as follows:

COVID tests positive for STD known as "Kamala Harris"
Posted by Nature Boy
Negatiger
Member since Jan 2008
18999 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

Kamala died of the Rona…


Not that it matters, but for context, Kamala was also a morbidly obese, 70 year old double amputee due to diabetes.

To say he died of “the Rona” is a half truth at best.
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14153 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 2:03 pm to
It's HPV related from what I hear.
Posted by Ronaldo Burgundiaz
NWA
Member since Jan 2012
6581 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 2:07 pm to
If I die of Corona, spread my ashes in the women's long jump sand pit.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10283 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 2:08 pm to
The doctor says she’ll be back on her knees in no time.
Posted by Cajunhawk81
Member since Jan 2021
2511 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 2:31 pm to
What we are seeing is the death rattles of the current "pandemic". They are squeezing the toothpaste tube to get every last drop out of it they can. They pray it makes it to midterms...but it won't. Time for them to reap what they sowed.
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
6628 posts
Posted on 4/26/22 at 2:36 pm to
And the clap.
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